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but at least emma and i think he's adorable lol

anyways this guy showed up when i challenged myself to make something cute out of something creepy. Because seriously, see-through people what the actual FUCK

but then, oh no, i started developing a story for him. brace yourselves this is gonna be long.

okAY SO. He was born like a normal little shrieking baby (or like weirdly mewling in his case) and then the doctors at the hospital were like "YOOOO THIS BABY SEE THROUGH WHAT THE SHIT DAWG" but he was in perfect health, so some MIB type lads came and collected him and BOOM now he's in a lab.

They tattoo all of they're living "subjects" or whatever with an identification code and an "item" number. so of course this cutie gets 666. he's not evil though i swear to god i just really like that number.
Don't worry it's not gonna be a cliche where he's like horribly abused. They treat him like an average kid. give him books and shit, but they never really sat down and taught him anything because fuck that, we're lazy. He taught himself to read, and now he's like a fucking literature wizard.
Anyways, despite this he can't talk. His vocal chords decided to commit mass suicide, and can only make basic sounds, like growling and whimpering and shit. primal shit. and he's never had to talk, so i guess he just doesn't know how to form words lol

aNyWaYs you guys are like "WHY ISNT HE WEARING A SHIRT IF HES SEE THROUGH OMG"
well SHUT THE FUCK UP FABRIC WOULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN IF IT WAS SO SEE THROUGH YOU COULD SEE YOUR ORGANS OMG
which is why he looks so tired, btw. most of the blankets in the lab building are rough wool. thats like wearing sandpaper for this kid. so he just ditches the blankets, but he's always cold so he doesn't sleep well.

when he was like 6 he read that milk makes your bones STRONG so he's always askin for it, and if you don't give him his tall glass of PURE 2% MILK you get the puppy eyes. you dont want to get the puppy eyes.

he kind of wanders the halls shirtless just listening to the scientists talk about shit. they let him, since he stays out of the way. and he's like 10 so its not awkward yet lol. just imagine someone giving him the puberty talk JUST IMAGINE

hhh they can't really test him because it might kill him like seriously lol. but they give him vaccines and stuff but holy shit is he scared of them. he'll cry and shriek and give you those "FUCKER YOU BETRAYED ME" eyes if you're the one leading him to the check up room.

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but at least emma and i think he's adorable lol

anyways this guy showed up when i challenged myself to make something cute out of something creepy. Because seriously, see-through people what the actual FUCK

but then, oh no, i started developing a story for him. brace yourselves this is gonna be long.

okAY SO. He was born like a normal little shrieking baby (or like weirdly mewling in his case) and then the doctors at the hospital were like "YOOOO THIS BABY SEE THROUGH WHAT THE SHIT DAWG" but he was in perfect health, so some MIB type lads came and collected him and BOOM now he's in a lab.

They tattoo all of they're living "subjects" or whatever with an identification code and an "item" number. so of course this cutie gets 666. he's not evil though i swear to god i just really like that number.
Don't worry it's not gonna be a cliche where he's like horribly abused. They treat him like an average kid. give him books and shit, but they never really sat down and taught him anything because fuck that, we're lazy. He taught himself to read, and now he's like a fucking literature wizard.
Anyways, despite this he can't talk. His vocal chords decided to commit mass suicide, and can only make basic sounds, like growling and whimpering and shit. primal shit. and he's never had to talk, so i guess he just doesn't know how to form words lol

aNyWaYs you guys are like "WHY ISNT HE WEARING A SHIRT IF HES SEE THROUGH OMG"
well SHUT THE FUCK UP FABRIC WOULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN IF IT WAS SO SEE THROUGH YOU COULD SEE YOUR ORGANS OMG
which is why he looks so tired, btw. most of the blankets in the lab building are rough wool. thats like wearing sandpaper for this kid. so he just ditches the blankets, but he's always cold so he doesn't sleep well.

when he was like 6 he read that milk makes your bones STRONG so he's always askin for it, and if you don't give him his tall glass of PURE 2% MILK you get the puppy eyes. you dont want to get the puppy eyes.

he kind of wanders the halls shirtless just listening to the scientists talk about shit. they let him, since he stays out of the way. and he's like 10 so its not awkward yet lol. just imagine someone giving him the puberty talk JUST IMAGINE

hhh they can't really test him because it might kill him like seriously lol. but they give him vaccines and stuff but holy shit is he scared of them. he'll cry and shriek and give you those "FUCKER YOU BETRAYED ME" eyes if you're the one leading him to the check up room.