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Published: 2011-03-08 12:08:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 4203; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 77
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Description Morrowind Funfact trading cards! - They're all the rage in Cyrodiil! *can't believe he just said that*

You can tell at a glance this is fan art because Morrowind was no where near as colourful I eye-dropped a few colours from screenshots, but it came out looking like 'The Morbid Adventures of Captain No-Reason-To-Live, with his sidekick Mudcrab Gotchawallet'.

Anyway, i know it's old school, but i heard there's an Elder Scrolls 5, and i thought ".. know what? I miss the Bull Netches". Because it's like.. when you're just starting out in Morrowind and night falls, and these massive armoured squid things start cruising around in the sky, you get the feeling that you're living in a world bigger then you, like you're only alive in the wilderness because nature wills it so... until you realise you can pretty much insta-kill them with a decent fireball up the jelly trench...

But bleh, anyway, i'm tired So enjoy ^^

God bless
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Comments: 29

Hastur66 [2012-12-07 16:01:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Awesome! Btw, you know there's a dlc to Skyrim where the Bull Netches returns, right? "Dragonborn"? Horripilation!

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DrRiptide In reply to Hastur66 [2012-12-07 21:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Awwwwwwww foreal!?! O3O!!! Hoollyy mooolllyyyy sweet!
<3 Bro, you made my day *bro fist* hahaha horripilation Too true!

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Hastur66 In reply to DrRiptide [2012-12-08 21:02:26 +0000 UTC]

Haha, great! Ahh, when I first read about this... 8D But, btw, you are going to make more of these funfact cards, right? o_O This one's awesome!

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DrRiptide In reply to Hastur66 [2012-12-23 21:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Awww haha, i should make more... with like Skyrim trivia with references to glitches haha
<3 thanks bro

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Hastur66 In reply to DrRiptide [2012-12-25 22:22:20 +0000 UTC]

Yea?! Well, thank YOU! I'll be waiting for moar!!

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DrRiptide In reply to Hastur66 [2013-01-19 01:30:59 +0000 UTC]

hahaha roger that :3

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AlphaGodith [2012-11-27 02:18:22 +0000 UTC]

"jelly trench", my new favorite phrase!

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DrRiptide In reply to AlphaGodith [2012-12-16 12:54:02 +0000 UTC]

haha thanks yo

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Sands-Of-Grace [2011-06-01 22:49:52 +0000 UTC]

XD Haha

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DrRiptide In reply to Sands-Of-Grace [2011-06-02 14:43:17 +0000 UTC]

hahaha Yay ^^ I'm glad teh picture spawnz 'haha' hahaha

^^ And thanks heaps for the favourite!
You stay safe now, okay?

God bless
Rips ^^

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Sands-Of-Grace In reply to DrRiptide [2011-06-02 14:54:20 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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Quilsnap [2011-03-12 05:39:12 +0000 UTC]

I think jelly trench may be my phrase of the day

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DrRiptide In reply to Quilsnap [2011-03-12 07:05:50 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha yaaayy ^^ *started a trend* haha thank you! ^^

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BlueReptileRaptor [2011-03-10 16:30:53 +0000 UTC]

lol FunFact is fun
I bet you can see Guars with rocket skates everyday in Sheogorad. A place where madness dominates!

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DrRiptide In reply to BlueReptileRaptor [2011-03-11 05:41:39 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha thank you hahaha

Yaaayyy ^^ hahaha Oh the exciting life of a rocket-skate wearing Guar:
Wake up, eat something, chase small children, be chased by children's adults, tease the Bull Netches for flying slowly, get stuck in walls, fall through the ground because moving fast means the game doesn't have time to load the new areas in time, fall forever, maybe die eventually, respawn, repeat

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BlueReptileRaptor In reply to DrRiptide [2011-03-11 17:31:42 +0000 UTC]

No problem! ^^

wow that's one amazing guar adventure xDDD

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DrRiptide In reply to BlueReptileRaptor [2011-03-13 00:25:27 +0000 UTC]

hahaha Indeed hahaha it should be DLC hahaha jokes jokes

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DrDevone [2011-03-08 13:16:53 +0000 UTC]

I've never really played an elder scrolls game, I blame my lack of dedicating to an rpg
but that doesn't mean I don't like seeing them/ reading about them =3

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DrRiptide In reply to DrDevone [2011-03-08 22:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Yay hahaha... Yeah, RPGs are quite.. tedious Most RPGs make you start out as a Mister MegaPoo, being as poor as you are skilled. And then you kill a bunch of monsters and do a bunch of quests, and somewhere along the line, the game assures you 'You're The One', because you're the only person in the game with a camera for a head, and who isn't run by AI scripting
Curiously, being 'The One' isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can still be mauled to death by anything larger then your gumboot, and it just means you have to end up fighting Satan or whatever after playing for 10 hours When Neo was the one, he had like super mega powers, like bending the space around him and using his awesome limbo skills to dodge bullets, but.. in every RPG, it's just an excuse for the NPCs to sit around with their thumbs up their bums going "Good old player character. He'll fix all our shit ^^"

hahaha so what i'm trying to say is I completely understand how RPGs don't appeal to all Morrowind in my opinion was certainly very bland... it required a lot of imagination, although the game'd never tell you that with muddy, desaturated uninspired graphics, and NPCs that waddle around like windup cymbal monkeys. AND it always angered me how you could steal something, and one person might see you, and then the entire world suddenly hates you and attacks you on sight haha... anyway

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DrDevone In reply to DrRiptide [2011-03-08 23:23:19 +0000 UTC]

o3o woah...
guess you didn't like D:
I I'll get into rpgs eventually
even if fable and borderlands were essentially the first "rpgs" I played x3

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DrRiptide In reply to DrDevone [2011-03-09 04:55:41 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha sorry I'm just being bitter because I'm single hahahaha jokes jokes, i was just tryin' to be funny haha.
Some of them are good Like i enjoyed Fable, although it was super over hyped and i quite liked Oblivion. I'm just being abusive towards my Morrowind Memories

haha awww fair enough Yeah Fable and Borderlands is good ^^

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DrDevone In reply to DrRiptide [2011-03-09 05:20:27 +0000 UTC]

xD oh you :')
I just feel like I've been missing out on some great adventuring found in some rpgs
I almost forgot I tried fallout 3 and I just couldn't get into it
bah, I'm such a noob

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DrRiptide In reply to DrDevone [2011-03-11 05:32:51 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha awww

Oooo, so yeah you've played games with RPG elements, as have i. You really have to be in the mood to play an RPG, in my opinion. It's like, to really feel like you're living an alternative life as your character, you.. i dunno, you just really need to get into it. Or else you just spend all your time farting around on mountains, getting attacked by crabs and finding bugs in the landscape mapping which launch you several kilometers into the air hahaha.. good times

Once, i was sick of having to run everywhere, so i console-edited myself like triple my normal speed, so i was zooming around. And then i think i hit a dog or a chicken or something, and i went flying into the air Team Rocket style It was hilarious... until i died on impacted and realized hadn't saved for an hour hahaha... good times..

haha awww It's okay, i'm a noob on the inside too ^^ The other day, i went to McDs and yelled "Free straws!" and took like 6 ...

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DrDevone In reply to DrRiptide [2011-03-11 05:44:00 +0000 UTC]

I would believe so! =3
D8 oh wow x3
;A; I'd quit the game most likely XD
D= I'd do the same thing x3
THEY'RE SO... FREEEEE

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DrRiptide In reply to DrDevone [2011-03-11 06:06:39 +0000 UTC]

hahaha awww i'm sorry!! I don't mean to have killed it for you It's just my opinion! But like, i dunno give Oblivion or any westen (or Japanese) RPG a go to decide for yourself. Sorry to put it in a bad light

hahahahaha *shares his straw, napkin, and sugar packet stash with you* All you can carryy!.. Mmmm.. yesss!! *farts loudly and then scuttles away*

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DrDevone In reply to DrRiptide [2011-03-11 06:31:33 +0000 UTC]

=3 oh its okay, I'd still play.
I'll have to, I want to be well rounded with gaming!
oh thanks!
D: oh geez *flees the "crime scene"* x3

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DrRiptide In reply to DrDevone [2011-03-18 11:48:13 +0000 UTC]

hahaha Yaayy Good man! haha

hahahahahaha!!! Awwww you're the coolest hahaha

Wow i'm easily impressed... i would totally make you pancakes just because you fled my farts.. I'd make a terrible evil Overlord hahaha
Riptide: BWAAHAAHAAAAA!!! NOW THE WORLD IS MINE!!!
*Scared mother of two wails with fear*
Riptide: Nwaaaawwww you feaaer meee!!! ^^ You're so adorable! Here, have a car door...

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DrDevone In reply to DrRiptide [2011-03-18 11:56:17 +0000 UTC]

:'D oh joy! ^^
ahaha
I'd be reasonable, but also evil >:3

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DrRiptide In reply to DrDevone [2011-11-05 11:01:18 +0000 UTC]

haha yaayy ^^ *lightning eyes*

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