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Published: 2012-08-24 19:40:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 25743; Favourites: 666; Downloads: 138
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One of these days you guys are going to figure out that I'm just faking everything.

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Sorry but I've had that one in the chamber for a while.

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Comments: 37

Cute-Heart [2013-08-11 20:30:13 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Not-A-Guest [2013-06-19 21:04:25 +0000 UTC]

He finally understands the way to success.

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DRAG0NBLADE [2013-06-18 05:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Five aces? How is that even poss...
OH WAIT
*finally gets joke*
I'M SLOW

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Alberthein1 [2013-06-16 23:04:52 +0000 UTC]

Guy even throws in a "black diamonds" and "black hearts" ace card.
This is beyond normal cheating luck!

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Nox1468 [2013-04-28 02:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Ha! guy apears to follow my life philosophy: screw miracles, make your own luck!

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KidNiko [2012-10-01 00:22:06 +0000 UTC]

How do you make your comics so clean and crisp looking?

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Kamar-al-Zaman [2012-09-18 12:32:52 +0000 UTC]

Five aces! She must have studied cards under Scrooge McDuck.

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IAmKirara [2012-09-03 20:08:56 +0000 UTC]

Guy, you're so awesome XD Seriously amazing with the cigar

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SonicWolvelina99 [2012-08-25 18:13:46 +0000 UTC]

*talks about cheating* Five Aces, I win.

I see what you did there.

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aluckystar [2012-08-25 13:30:31 +0000 UTC]

I love Guy's cigar...|D

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sumgie1 [2012-08-25 08:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Makes me ponder...

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TheLovelyChemist [2012-08-25 01:37:43 +0000 UTC]

It took me a while to get this joke. Then I realized the joke wasn't in the words themselves, but in the game.

I'm so slow.

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ocelot99992003 [2012-08-25 01:17:26 +0000 UTC]

why not just play six for good measure? wouldn't want to lose one on the toss. -_-

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ObsidianGrey [2012-08-25 00:42:31 +0000 UTC]

Omigod! We all think wer reading a comic, but its fake too!

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ObsidianGrey In reply to ObsidianGrey [2012-08-25 00:43:05 +0000 UTC]

Crud, I fail at spelling sometimes.

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DrMadison [2012-08-25 00:10:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!

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RushComics [2012-08-24 23:30:47 +0000 UTC]

DAT CIGAR...XD Awesome work...

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CythIthera [2012-08-24 23:26:26 +0000 UTC]

I love this! Lol

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ClefdeSoll [2012-08-24 22:45:47 +0000 UTC]

I like how this comic has no title

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turkiisandwich [2012-08-24 22:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Why does Guy keep her pinky and ring fingers curled throughout the comic? That looks like it could get rather uncomfortable after awhile.

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ocelot99992003 In reply to turkiisandwich [2012-08-25 01:18:27 +0000 UTC]

its an old war injury.

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Rollinlol95 [2012-08-24 21:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Guy

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DeadCobra [2012-08-24 21:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Shes bad

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BoneyBackRivers [2012-08-24 20:53:18 +0000 UTC]

THis is so great lol love this comic

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raininess [2012-08-24 20:06:08 +0000 UTC]

The heart on her card is black... metaphor intended?

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Azadeth [2012-08-24 20:03:52 +0000 UTC]

Why is Guy eating a poop? o_O

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BlueRoseKelly In reply to Azadeth [2012-08-24 20:21:10 +0000 UTC]

I think it is a cigar.

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Knightster In reply to Azadeth [2012-08-24 20:19:24 +0000 UTC]

It's a cigar...

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Azadeth In reply to Knightster [2012-08-24 21:27:54 +0000 UTC]

Then why isn't it lit?

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Knightster In reply to Azadeth [2012-08-25 06:01:57 +0000 UTC]

Because AMERICA!

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Kid-Midas In reply to Azadeth [2012-08-25 02:31:02 +0000 UTC]

because she's faking

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empire539 In reply to Azadeth [2012-08-25 00:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Maybe she just wanted to look cool.

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darkenedjustice814 [2012-08-24 19:54:05 +0000 UTC]

pff we all feel the same way we just dont show it...

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LegionaireB [2012-08-24 19:46:20 +0000 UTC]

Saw it coming. I <3 Guy.

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The-Under-Network [2012-08-24 19:44:54 +0000 UTC]

5 Black Aces? LOL!

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Eyes-Turned-Skyward In reply to The-Under-Network [2012-08-25 02:51:07 +0000 UTC]

And two of them are diamonds... XD

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Rubixa-Seraph [2012-08-24 19:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Hah-hah, point proved.

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