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CatzetiDA [2020-05-21 06:47:55 +0000 UTC]
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PG1224 [2019-03-02 14:11:19 +0000 UTC]
Donkey: *sniffs* They stink?
Shrek: Yes, no!
Donkey: Or they make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, and start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layer, onions have layers? You get it, we both have layers!
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PG1224 In reply to PG1224 [2019-04-02 19:24:41 +0000 UTC]
Donkey: Oh, you have layers *sniffs onion* You know, not everybody likes onions, CAKE, EVERYBODY LOVES CAKE! Cakes have layers!
Shrek: I don't care what everybody likes! Ogres are not like cakes!
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfait! Have you ever met a guy and said "Hey, let's get some parfait!" And they say "Hell no, I don't like parfait" Parfaits are delicious!
Shrek: NO! YOU DENSE IRRITATING MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN! OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! End of story! Bye bye, *whispers* see you later! *walks off
Donkey: Parfait may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Shrek: You know, I think I preferred your humming
Donkey: You got a towel? 'Cause I'm makin' a mess, just the word "parfait" makes me start slobberin'.
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