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Published: 2006-08-30 15:24:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 149361; Favourites: 2726; Downloads: 1562
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Welcome back to the only show that finds out what wrong with Naruto Fanfictions containing Yaoi.With your host, Naruto!
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Naruto- Today, Sasuke's with us to talk about Yaoi in Naruto Fanfictions. So, Sasuke, what do you think about people writing Fanfictions containing Yaoi?
Sasuke- Well, I think Fanfictions containing Yaoi that are based on Naruto are horrid, for the most part. The plots completely diss their character and personality! I believe they're quite inapropriate.
Naruto- ....And?
Sasuke- And, what? Was I supposed to say something else?
Naruto- Yeah! Now aren't you supposed to say 'And I totally disaprove.'?
Sasuke- Um, but don't I have to disaprove to say, 'And I totally disaprove.'?
Naruto- Are you saying you APROVE of these fanfictions?!
Sasuke- Well, they do make me gay...and we're usually a couple. It's not really all that different from the truth, so YES! I totally aprove!
Naruto- Are you saying you ARE gay? And if so then....oh damn...
Sasuke- Yes, and I like you, a LOT.
Naruto- ..........................................
Sasuke- You're looking hot today....(Pounce)
Naruto- Eep! Get OFF of meeeee!
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We are sorry, but the show has been delayed on a count of a Horny Sasuke.
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Naruto- And we are back. Heh..Today we're here with Itachi to discuss ItaKisa Fanfictions. So, Itachi, how do you feel about people writing ItaKisa Fanfictions?
Itachi- Well, uh, I think- WAIT! Did you just say Ita-KISA?! I'm paired with Kisame?! Oh. My. Gawd! No. Way! Dreams do come true!
Naruto- CUUUUUT!
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Naruto- Today's guest is none other than Shikamaru! Sooooo, Shika, how do YOU feel about Yaoi related Naruto Fanfictions?
Shikamaru- So troublesome...
Naruto- What part do you think is so troublesome?
Shikamaru- Oh! Chouji was HORRIBLE in bed last night! I usually can't walk then next day!
Naruto- .......Dammit! CUT!
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Naruto- Today Gaara's here to talk. So, Gaara, How do GaaNaru Fanfictions affect you?
Gaara- Hate 'em.
Naruto- Why?
Gaara- Because! Lee's the ONLY one for me! So back off!
Naruto- ....Fuck! CUUUT!
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Naruto- So, Neji! Surely YOU dissaprove with Yaoi pairings in Naruto Fanfictions!
Neji- Damn right I do!
Naruto- Good. Why?
Neji- Oh, because they should be Yaoi THREESOMES! Like GaaNaruNeji! (Pounce)
Naruto- DAMMIT! Not again!
----Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep----
We are sorry, but the show has been delayed again, but this time because of a Horny Neji.
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Naruto- Well, today's guest is Iruka, who should be joining us soon.
Iruka- (Off in distance) Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Naruto- Oh, that's him, sounds like he's mad at something....Iruka?
Iruka- (Still in distance) Fuck!
Naruto- .....?
Iruka- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, HARDER!!!
Naruto- ......!!!!!!!! FUCK! CUUUT!
Iruka- (Still off in distance) Yeah! Tell Kakashi that!
Naruto- I said CUT!
Sasuke- Naruto~!
Naruto- Fuck...again...
Sasuke- You read my mind!!
----Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep----
We are sorry, but the show has been completely canceled becuase the rating is now too high to show on public television. Now I must go help Naruto get away from Sasuke and Neji...
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Comments: 1528
Ok I'm not bored anymore,you did well! And if you excuse me I'm gonna laugh in a corner if anybody needs me.*goes in the corner and laughs*
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Cant-stop-laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
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Well I not at all like this yaoi thing but after reading this ..............mmm.................
Just doing ROFL( rolling on floor laughing); )
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You really are just trying to bait Non-yaoi fans, aren't you? Why do you do this? Do you think this is going to turn people's opinions in any way?
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Oh hush. Don't be such a sausage face and take this text for what it really is, a joke.
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No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. It's not a joke, otherwise she would have said so.
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Dude.....I'm tryin'a be quiet cuz my dad's asleep right next to me but MYGOD the GIGGLES tehehehehehehehe xD
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When I read the title I knew it would be hilarious!!
Iruka~fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck LMAO!!!
Sasuke~ you're reading my mind!!
Lol poor naruto 😃
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I woke my brother up with laughing in the middle of the night.. ^^
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I'm dying. I'm literally on the floor peeing myself laughing. Wow.
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omg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yaoi never been so funny!!! XDXDXDXD
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Damn, I love this piece! I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair and I still can't stop giggling!
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hahaha best naruto yaoi i've read in long time! LOVE IT!
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you have to make a sequel it's just to funny not to continue
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ahahaha XD i LOVE it poor naru-chan gettin raped
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awsome dude!!! love it ;3 make more preeezzzz
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Looooooooooool, awesome! I don't like yaoi, but that's hilarious!
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Hehehe!! nice~ like it!! gahaha!! I laughed so hard at the part of neji!
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Damn it, I read it in school during classes and I started laughing, my neighbour looked at me, I showed her.
Big mistake, we both started laughing and the teacher came up looked on the screen (thank god he does not know english) and asked what it is.
Well, I was honest. I told him it was an interview.
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Ach, poor Naruto. Looks like he's all alone in that XD
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Can't stop laughing to breath *falls off bed laughing to hard*
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool sooooooooooo freaking funny!!! loved it!!!!!
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i am balling this was so funny. My brother is so used to me laughing that he dosent even ask anymore. . . . . is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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