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dudeimmikayla — Sweet Talkin'
Published: 2012-08-31 07:12:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 638; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 11
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Jake Jane? What?I literally thought to do this after listening to "Good Girls Go Bad" by Cobra Starship.
The lyric that got me obviously was "I know your type (your type!) You're Daddy's little girl"
'nuff said.
That still doesn't make any sense. I don't really ship this.
Excuse me while I go somewhere else now.
Jake English and Jane Crocker are Andrew Hussie's
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SQUEE! These two are so cute! 
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a;ljdflaksdjf thanks! <3
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FUUUUUUUU STOP KILLING ME I WANT TO LIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
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THIS IS MY NEW MISSION IN LIFE. TO KILL YOU WITH FEELS.
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YOU'RE ALREADY DOING THAT AARRGHSFHUSDFGHGFDSDFGHJHGFDSASDFGH!!!!!!!!!
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Gonna come without any resistance? Wow, this is going to be easier than I thought. >:]
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oh baby SHUT UP AND KISS ME ALREADY I NEED YOU AAAAHHHGHFDSDFGH
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You would like that, wouldn't you.
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YES.
YES I WOULD.
YOU SEXY THANG.
*plays romantic ghost buster music from a boombox outside ur house*
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Just because you want me to, I'm going to hold back. I'm going to torture you with my sexiness.
(i literally just flipped my shit laughing at the ghostbusters music and my parents were like, "what's the matter with you?" and i started crying it was so great.)
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NOOOOO it'll just kill my burning passionate soul!!!
My soul ---->
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....
I feel bad for your soul. D:
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...Maybe I have enough pity to give into your overwhelming desire to HAVE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH MY SEXY SELF.
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That horrifyingly strange moment when I wanted to draw that as the next comment. BUT I CAN'T LOLOLOL.
sucks for you.
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WHATEVER *imagination is all i need -w-*
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Hm, okay.
==>
dudeimmikayla: Indulge in Sloppy Makeouts with kunaigirl
You can't believe that just happened.
==>
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==> Kunaigirl: Take it all in and try to hold in the SWOON
It doesn't work well. You are in love like a love sick puppy that is about to get hit by a bus. It is hopeless, you are just captivated in the romantic moment. It's almost so perfect that you can hardly hear the sick ghost busters jams blasting from your monitor. This is a dream come true. You kiss back and find comfort in the idea that no one is dead yet. Just two people living and making sweet lip babies. You stop thinking and just enjoy the taste of whatever it is that dudeimmikayla ate last. yummy.
(oops i made that too hot srry)
==> What will you do now?
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==> dudeimmikayla: Try to make sense of this.
No sense is made. It's just hot.
You're really enjoying yourself. You can't think straight.
You're also pretty sure this is by far the most un-straight
thing you've ever done. You're not complaining.
==> Hope lingering pizza taste isn't too overwhelming.
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==> Kunaigirl: LOVE THE PIZZA AND ENJOY THE GAY MOMENT
You love it. You want all of it, and suddenly your entire being is overwhelmed with the thoughts of finally having your very own sloppy make out session with your favorite internet friend. Perhaps you will draw something based off this later? You just might. You deepen the kiss and smile...maybe this is the part where the two of you act out a few scenes of your favorite Dirk Strider porn reels. The one with the messy cake and the two girls? Only there will be no cake, only pizza. Luscious and warm Italian sex food. You feel yourself getting your flirt on at the very thought. "Your eyes are an ocean...your breasts, are also an ocean." you say.
==> This is fucking hot okay there's no denying it.
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==> dudeimmikayla: NO DENYING ENNETHANG.
You never imagined yourself ever being put in this situation. It's amusing that this is turning into a friend-to-friend take on D-Stri's "grody" porn. NOT ONLY IS IT THE BEST THING EVER, BUT IT IS THEE BEST THING EVER.
Seriously, you've never heard such mind numbing compliments about your eyes or your breasts. Mind numbing in the best possible way it could be meant.
Oh how the pizza sauce and pepperoni sticks to both of your faces. Nothing has ever been so sexual about pizza before this moment.
==> Zoom in for a close up on the greasy gooey mess.
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==> kunaigirl: Enjoy the pizza
You find yourself licking the sauce off of your friends face. You can't help but wonder if anything about this is awkward. What if she is feeling awkward? You don't want her to feel uncomfortable or anything, she means too much to you.
==> Kunaigirl: ask the girl she wants to do next.
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