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Dulcamarra β€” Why Asher Mir isn't allowed on the Tower anymore

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Published: 2017-10-04 16:30:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 3907; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 3
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Description I love Asher to bits, he's my favourite new character <3 his french voice is so annoying, he's perfect.

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metalshadowinsanity [2018-11-26 22:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Shaxx: "I'll have you know I can recite the works of shakespeare."

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silverbolt1499 [2018-09-27 17:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Asher: I'm... looking for the crucibleΒ 

Shaxx: I AM THE CRUCIBLEΒ 

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RaskorDevilKell [2018-04-11 00:00:04 +0000 UTC]

Asshole of the year award to Asher.

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Aurik-Kal-Durin [2018-01-11 23:17:56 +0000 UTC]

I have a feeling Asher would be extra-polite to Shaxx...

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Dulcamarra In reply to Aurik-Kal-Durin [2018-01-12 13:31:24 +0000 UTC]

He's such an asshole, I don't know if he can x)

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pugwash1 [2017-12-22 14:29:18 +0000 UTC]

Every time he didn’t give me a armor piece I did the sensible thing and shot his stuff XD

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gastergaster [2017-11-17 03:09:00 +0000 UTC]

Za-va-la

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katiebug080592 [2017-10-14 09:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Don't lie we'd all do this. XD

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AmberstarofThunder [2017-10-08 02:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Why did I have a feeling I'd be seeing Asher in your comics? LoL. And I just got done reading a fic where a trolling Hunter stuck him with a sugar glider, it was hilarious.

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TimeLord21000 [2017-10-05 02:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Failsafe is amazing. Her snarky mode is the best ever.

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B1izzardHawkFA [2017-10-05 01:55:47 +0000 UTC]

he isn't much better in english, although the dialogue I've heard between him and Failsafe is hilarious,Β 

Failsafe: I am proud to debut an all new opera written by me!

Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β A one, a two, and...

Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  (unintelligible screeching)

Asher Mir: Confound it Failsafe! You are broadcasting to all channels!

Failsafe: Oh, am I? (my mistake).

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Simiks-Fel [2017-10-04 23:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah you go Shaxx! We love you too. :3

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Dulcamarra In reply to Simiks-Fel [2017-10-05 13:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Everybody loves Shaxx !

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Tigerspirit14 [2017-10-04 20:43:46 +0000 UTC]

Hate to say it but I honestly despise Asher Mir :'D he's just an annoying nuisance, but FAILSAFE hoh let me tell ya..... She is me X'D she's my favorite new character even if she disses my favorite character Cayde-6 x3

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katiebug080592 In reply to Tigerspirit14 [2017-10-14 09:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to club. We have jackets.

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Tigerspirit14 In reply to katiebug080592 [2017-10-14 15:40:26 +0000 UTC]

Yo sweet XD thanks for having me

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PrismCrow [2017-10-04 20:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Damn, Asher, why so salty?? Even the Vex fluid you tasted was less salty than you. Omg, I died when called Zavala "vuvuzela", he and Failsafe are the best of the new Destiny characters.

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Dulcamarra In reply to PrismCrow [2017-10-05 13:18:10 +0000 UTC]

Same Asher started to crack me up when he started trashtalking titans, right into my heart !

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AlexeiELozada [2017-10-04 19:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Here I thought he was trying to hack into the vaults to get free loot by using his vex arm.Β 

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Dulcamarra In reply to AlexeiELozada [2017-10-05 13:18:30 +0000 UTC]

Nah, being an asshole is his full time job, it's time consuming !

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lilravo13 [2017-10-04 18:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Huh.Β 

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FalloutNight0 [2017-10-04 18:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Sorry doesn't cut it Asher, BEGONE!!! (Get's shoulder bashed all the way to Io)

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KaiserYoshikage [2017-10-04 17:30:10 +0000 UTC]

F*cking Asher man.Β  I heard him dissing my boi Zavala and i was like:Β 

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AmberstarofThunder In reply to KaiserYoshikage [2017-10-08 02:14:28 +0000 UTC]

"I'm Commander Shepard, And I hereby give Javik permission to throw Asher Mir out the airlock."
Okay, I would actually kind of pay money to see that crossover. Sorry, I had to say it, I'm sure I'm not the only one who was thinking it.

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KaiserYoshikage In reply to AmberstarofThunder [2017-10-08 03:23:11 +0000 UTC]

(You say Shepard and i gotta Gamer Poop)Β 


"Report to Io the Tower as soon as possible. We'll bang ok?"

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AmberstarofThunder In reply to KaiserYoshikage [2017-10-14 18:47:20 +0000 UTC]

no.
I'm married to literature. We're a very dedicated couple.

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Dulcamarra In reply to KaiserYoshikage [2017-10-05 13:19:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I heard him trashtalk titans and I was like YEAH until I realized he was talking about Zavala XD

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GrampyDurendin In reply to KaiserYoshikage [2017-10-04 19:56:18 +0000 UTC]

Shaxx daddy doingΒ the good work.

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KaiserYoshikage In reply to GrampyDurendin [2017-10-04 21:37:02 +0000 UTC]

Nyeh hes.

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GrampyDurendin In reply to KaiserYoshikage [2017-10-04 23:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Nyhehehesss

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RezTheRipper [2017-10-04 17:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Now that I think about it, could you imagine all of the NPCs in their younger years when they actually did missions? It'd be cool to see.

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huesuxart [2017-10-04 16:38:07 +0000 UTC]

Hunter master race

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Dulcamarra In reply to huesuxart [2017-10-05 13:19:24 +0000 UTC]

Still not a race, go back to 2014.

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AlexeiELozada In reply to huesuxart [2017-10-04 19:19:36 +0000 UTC]

I’m sorry, but Hunter is actually the worst of the 3. Hell, even compared to D1 Hunters D2 Hunters got the short end of an already pretty short stick.Β 

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RezTheRipper In reply to huesuxart [2017-10-04 17:23:51 +0000 UTC]

*Cough*Warlock are Space Jesus*Cough*

I think you had a typo. It's "Warlock Master Race". Silly Hunters

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PrismCrow In reply to RezTheRipper [2017-10-04 20:10:32 +0000 UTC]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

(j/k)

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Mantic64 In reply to RezTheRipper [2017-10-04 17:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Who has More Jokes and Fun? Cayde-6 or Ikora Rey? Ikora goes to a random moon to do wonder when her next death is and Cayde-6 Has fun with Failsafe and Colonel. Point for Hunters

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RezTheRipper In reply to Mantic64 [2017-10-04 18:02:43 +0000 UTC]

But who has the most badass Supers and abilities?

Hunters- Poledancer, Outlaw, and Void Archer

Warlocks- Flaming Death Sword, Jesus Mode, Pocket Nuke

Warlocks tie... for now.

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ideas6572 In reply to RezTheRipper [2017-10-04 22:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Titans- Captain America, John Cena, Thor

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RezTheRipper In reply to ideas6572 [2017-10-04 22:29:30 +0000 UTC]

Warlocks: David Copperfield, Harry Houdini, Chris Angel, David Blaine. Magic, mate.

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ideas6572 In reply to RezTheRipper [2017-10-05 22:31:36 +0000 UTC]

aren't there only 3 subclasses?

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Thunderblade117 In reply to RezTheRipper [2017-10-04 17:38:38 +0000 UTC]

agreed

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EternalParody [2017-10-04 16:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Emperor's New Groove reference much?

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Dulcamarra In reply to EternalParody [2017-10-05 13:19:29 +0000 UTC]

YES !!

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EternalParody In reply to Dulcamarra [2017-10-05 13:20:14 +0000 UTC]

SOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

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