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Published: 2005-07-03 20:58:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 2139; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 370
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sam called to complain about kevin and i dropping him down the river. he was worried that there might me sharp rocks at the bottom.now i feel obliged to continue the story. previous strip is here: [link]
kevin and i weren't actually THAT bad. we decided to go help sam out since he was too wasted to swim back to the shore, but we did not want to jump in and drag him to the shore because the river was uber-gross. sharp rocks, however, weren't something that should be his main concern.
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by the way, don't tell me there's no alligator in mississippi river. i am PERFECTLY AWARE of that. let's just say that i like to do things that nature does not.
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Comments: 31
bohahahaha, this is hilarous! XD "I'm pre-med, not Indiana Jones' XDDD *laughs hard* seeing your new comics really makes my day X3
*cough* you're so sexy in that last panel XD
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i'm a cartoon character. i've GOT to look somewhat sexy, ne?
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yeah, yeah! XD I believe you have tons of screaming fans 
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDDDD Never seen the mississippi river, it's really that gross? XD *imagines these plastic bottles floating around in green water with twigs and algae* o_o oh wow.
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go to [link]
that's my blog. i have pictures up.
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that strip seemed harsh...but u still enjoyed it...oops im evil...
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it's okay, i never let my friends die. just wait for the next one to come. ^^
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You're going to rebuild him better, then?
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i can't possibly do that. i don't toy around with people's body, i toy around with their minds.
anyway, the story will continue. this is not over yet. just wait until i make the next one. right now i'm way too hooked on the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series to even look at my pencil.
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What kind of friend are you?
You let your decency and common sense get in the way of turning your friend(s) into a super cyborg?
How appalling.
(Oh and watch out for the time travelling insult-alien)
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it's okay. it's gonna take awhile before he gets to me, he only got to dent yesterday. besides, with all the very muddling things that have been happening to the galaxy, who's to say it's impossible that wowbagger the infinitely prolonged has not been accidentally sent back in time over and over just before he gets to my name?
impossibilities happen.
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Ah well...
Why not stick this fish in your ear in the meanwhile?
[link]
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I know of a smaller fish that could easily fit in your ear, but...
If I told you where this bugger normally inserts itself, your mind would break into a thousand pieces almost as fast as listening to Britney Spears at karaoke night.
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i lived through that. no, not the fish in the ear, but britney spears at karaoke night. same song too. over and over and over.
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Oops they did it again?
Toxic, wasn't it?
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some stupid christmas song, actually.
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Frankly, it would be SO much cooler if there was Alligators in the Mississippi. That would make things at least a little more interesting when your riding on a Ferry Boat.
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at least you guys were kind enough to try to help him!
i like the part about after he gets bitten. so helpful!
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Don't be silly: it's too cold for alligators in this part of the Mississipi, unless it was a Chinese alligator... Cute little buggers... Maybe a crocodile?
And I know it isn't a gharial, as they prefer to scavenge corpses than take the time and trouble to deal with a live victim.
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exactly why i said that i am perfectly aware of that. of course there's no alligator in mississippi... it's to gross to live in.
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True...
Soft-shelled and snapping turtles, on the other hand, are apparently not as sensitive to pollution as are alligators.
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I imagine the music of jeopardy in the background, while you're waiting, don't know why
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imagine screaming and chewing in the background. that's more appropriate. i was gonna put the sound effects, but not enough space. i suck at layouting.
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I don't know if he would be in a position to scream...
I mean, if he gets bitten in the chest, well, his lungs go *plop*
And if he gets a limb snapped off, I'd imagine the pain would be enough to shock him unconscious, provided the blood loss doesn't do that first.
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