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PoJuMi22 [2023-08-22 04:45:29 +0000 UTC]
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HiroHamadaRockz [2019-11-24 04:25:32 +0000 UTC]
(Lori punches Luna's face)
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Kyungha53 [2019-06-26 02:59:17 +0000 UTC]
My reference request
Lori: Don't let her intimidate you. Try to imagine her in her underwear.
(Lori imagining Carol with real picture of hot body)
Lori: OH NO SHE"S HOT!!!!!
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amir4z1z [2018-10-19 03:22:30 +0000 UTC]
Luna is look like mr krabs.
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MarcytheYokaiVampire [2018-10-03 14:31:30 +0000 UTC]
Luna: Aw you poor thing. Lemme play the worldβs smallest violin
lori: Iβm serious!
luna: I know. This really IS the worldβs smallest violin. See?
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PG1224 [2018-07-06 01:27:38 +0000 UTC]
Lori: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?
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amir4z1z In reply to PG1224 [2018-10-21 03:29:28 +0000 UTC]
Luna: *Stops* Sorry, dude.
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PG1224 In reply to amir4z1z [2018-10-21 19:49:54 +0000 UTC]
I wasn't really expecting a reply
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amir4z1z In reply to PG1224 [2018-10-21 20:11:04 +0000 UTC]
Yeah.
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Soarindash99028820 [2018-03-22 18:47:42 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Luna please, you've got to help me! My literal social standing is at stake!Β
Luna: Aw, poor thing. Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin (plays the tiny violin)Β
Lori: This is serious..Β
Luna: I know, this really is the world's smallest violin, see? (Shows Lori the microscopic instrument).Β
This wasn't in this particular scene, but it was in the episode.Β Β
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jasonpleas [2018-01-30 15:01:20 +0000 UTC]
Leni: Ohhh. I got such a headache. What's going on with you?
Lori: Oh the usual
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FLASHFAN123 [2017-11-19 19:35:12 +0000 UTC]
Who wants to do "Lori's Day Off"?
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to PrincessArtyFarty123 [2018-02-17 15:02:17 +0000 UTC]
Lori: (sigh) This literally sucks! No one ever comes in on Sunday! Why can't I just go home and enjoy this beautiful day?!
Leni: Hey, Lori! Watch this! (grabs the tablecloth with dishes on top of it, pulls it and all the dishes shatter) ... ta da!
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to PrincessArtyFarty123 [2018-03-27 19:30:47 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Grr! (punches the cash register and all the money flies out)
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cjrules10576 [2017-07-28 22:21:57 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Would you get out of here!
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sydneypie [2017-07-27 00:00:13 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Will You Get Out Of Here?!
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loneboi5 [2017-06-30 02:19:58 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Give me that! Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
Lori: Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
Lori: Stop saying that!
Magic Conch: No.
Lori: Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
Lori: Can't you say anything else but no?
Magic Conch: Try asking again.
Lori: Can I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: No.
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justicesquad In reply to loneboi5 [2017-07-13 01:31:05 +0000 UTC]
I got this. *Gets Conch and throws it on a tree, breaking it*
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katamariluv In reply to justicesquad [2020-04-09 01:22:15 +0000 UTC]
Fortunately, it was the new, unbreakable version.
Squidward: *Sends a whale to chase you away*
BTW, please don't pointlessly genderswap the whale again, can you?
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loneboi5 [2017-06-27 16:43:08 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Okay you guys. Listen up. Carol, my classmates, and Bobby will be here in about 20 minutes. That's why we need to turn this house into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible. (passes Leni wearing an army helmet) Leni. Why are you wearing that?
Leni: I thought the corps will help me straighten out my life, sir!
Lori: The corps!? Leni, this isn't... ugh! Well, beggars can't be choosers. Leni, can you take people's hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Leni: (gasps) You mean like a lady? Okay. *in a ladylike tone* May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...
Lori: Okay. I get it. You got the job. Luna, didn't you say you took cooking classes?
Luna: Ditto.
Lori: Great. Then you'll be our chef.
Lincoln: What about me?
Lori: *sighs* I can't believe I'm saying this but Lincoln, you're gonna have to be the waiter.
Lincoln: I'm not sure if...
Lori: Lincoln, Carol's on her way, and you got less 20 minutes to be a fancy waiter. So read this. (hands Lincoln a book)
Lincoln: "How To Become A Fancy Waiter In Less Than 20 Minutes". Don't worry, Lori. I won't let you down. I'll memorize every detail. Right down to the punctuation marks.
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loneboi5 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-29 22:22:52 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Yes. I got all the positions filled. I just might pull this off.
Leni: Give me that hat! I said give it to me! Are you going to hand it over or not!? Do you back sass me! (attacks the hat rack)
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-29 22:07:08 +0000 UTC]
Lori: This, literally, just might work!
Leni: You gonna give me that hat?! I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME THAT HAT! (Proceeds to beat coat rack)
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loneboi5 In reply to FLASHFAN123 [2017-06-29 22:13:23 +0000 UTC]
Lori: She's just the hat-check lady. Nothing special. *Boom* What happened?! What is it!
Luna: Peas. Made 'em the old fashioned way.
Lori: Luna. You got to take them out of... OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT IS THAT!?
Luna: That's the appetizer.
Lori: I thought you said you took cooking classes.
Luna: Did I say that? No. I used to clean the floors after cooking class. Who said I was cooking?
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loneboi5 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-29 23:58:04 +0000 UTC]
Lori: There you are! Lincoln, You got to help me! Leni and Luna aren't working out, and Carol and the others are almost here and... Lincoln?
Lincoln: I can't do it. I can't do it, Lori.
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-29 22:48:42 +0000 UTC]
Lori: I gotta find Lincoln! He's the only one who can salvage this mess! Lincoln!(Zips around and finds him in a corner) Lincoln! Please tell me you're doing better than the others! They, literally, have no idea what they're doing! Lincoln? (Turns him around, he looks terrified and exhausted)
Lincoln: I can't do it... I can't do it, Lori!
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loneboi5 In reply to FLASHFAN123 [2017-06-30 00:14:39 +0000 UTC]
Lori: What?
Lincoln: Every sentence. Every paragraph. Spoons. Bread. Salad. Pepper. Don't you understand!? My head is full to bursting! I swear if I have to memorize a single order I think I'm going to explode!
Lori: Lincoln, calm down! Now let's just take a moment to relax. (Lincoln straighten his back slightly) Little more... (Lincoln straighten his back more) Little more... (Lincoln's back straightens all the way to where a cracking sound is heard) Good. Now Lincoln, I want you to empty your mind.
Lincoln: Empty my mind?
Lori: Empty your mind.
Lincoln: Empty my mind.
Lori: Empty your mind of everything that has nothing to do with fine dining. Fine dining, and breathing.
[Inside Lincoln's brain]
Chief Lincoln: Just got an order from the boss. Dump everything that isn't about fine dining.
Lincolns: Everything?
Chief Lincoln: Everything.
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-30 00:22:49 +0000 UTC]
Chief Lincoln: C'mon people, move it! What do you think I'm paying you for?
Random Lincoln: You don't pay me. We aren't even real. We're just an abstract projection of the idea of thought.
Chief Lincoln: One more cracked like that and you're outta here!
Random Lincoln: No! Please! I have three kids!
(Lincolns proceed to destroy everything that isn't about fine dinning and breathing)
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loneboi5 In reply to FLASHFAN123 [2017-06-30 01:45:09 +0000 UTC]
Lori: How do you feel? (Lincoln stood blankly) Lincoln? (Lori waved her hand over Lincoln's faced and snapped her fingers, but Lincoln continued standing blankly while drooling) This isn't working! I got to tell Carol I need more time! I just need to tell Carol that... Carol you're here! (Carol arrived with Lori's classmates and Bobby)
Carol: Hey Lori. We're all ready to be dazzled by your five-star restaurant.
Lori: Wait Carol! I can explain!
Carol: Explain what? That you, Lori Loud, voted most likely to suck eggs at homecoming, is trying an faux paus house as a five... star... *gasps* restaurant?
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-30 01:55:38 +0000 UTC]
(Place looks spectacular)
Carol: Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena!
Carol and Lori: Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena!
Carol, Lori, others: Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena Hamena!
Lincoln: Table for Hamena?!
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loneboi5 In reply to FLASHFAN123 [2017-06-30 02:12:46 +0000 UTC]
Lincoln: I can seat you immediately.
Lori: How did you do all this?
Lincoln: It was easy. Once I cleared my mind?
Lori: What about Leni and Luna?
Lincoln: Taken care of. (Leni and Luna are tied and gagged) Right this way, please? (Lincoln quickly seats everyone) Good evening, miss. From our menu tonight, might I recommend the Beef Newberg. We take the finest age imported beef, stuff them with fresh herbs and vegetables from our garden, wrap them with parchment with our award winning shale tapenade, slow roasted for six hours in our wood fired, clay built oven or kiva, and served with a garnish of wilted lettuce on a mahogany plank.
Carol: Mm. This is fantastic.
Lincoln: Thank you, miss.
Lori: Pinch me I must be dreaming. Ow!
Lincoln: If you need anything else, just call.
Lori: Lincoln, I can't thank you enough for all your doing.
Lincoln: Fine dining and breathing are all I know how to do. *inhales deeply*
Lori: It worked. I can't believe it. Carol thinks I own a five-star restaurant. Time to rub it in her face.
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FLASHFAN123 In reply to loneboi5 [2017-06-30 02:18:10 +0000 UTC]
Lori: Well, Carol? I'm waiting..."
Carol: ... alright! I admit it! The food! The atmosphere! Everything's flawless!
Lori: I thought so... please read this for me. (Hands her a piece of paper)
Carol: "Lori Loud has the fanciest-"
Lori: And wear this... (Hands her foam-finger that reads "Lori #1!)
Carol: "Lori Loud has the fanciest-"
Lori: Sorry... one more time... (Holds microphone up to her)
Carol: "Lori Loud has the fanciest restaurant in town..." and she does not suck eggs...
Everyone: (Cheers)
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loneboi5 In reply to FLASHFAN123 [2017-06-30 02:32:15 +0000 UTC]
Carol: Lori, I must tell you...Β (Lincoln pours Carol some water in her glass who then drinks it) Thank you. What really won me over was your brilliant waiter. here It's as if all he knows is fine dining, and breathing. I must know your name.
Lincoln: My name?
Carol: Yes. Your name, honey.
Lincoln: Um... Bee-bee-bee-bee... Beef Wellington?
Carol: No, your name.
Lincoln: Um... uhhhh... the fork on the left?
Lori: *lightly chuckles* Stop joking. Tell her your name.
Lincoln: My name?
[Inside Lincoln's brain]
Worker Lincoln: What's his name!? What's his name!? I got nothing on a name!
Another Worker Lincoln: Come on, come on, what's the name!? (His computer suddenly bursts on fire)
(A whole of worker Lincolns ran in panic as they can't find his name)
Worker Lincoln: We threw out his name!!!
(The whole brain erupted in chaos before shattering)
Lincoln: Uhhhhhhhhh... (barks wildly while splashing water on Carol's face)
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