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Meghan Trainor (A.K.A. "Alien Trainer" [a woman that came from outer space/spiritual guide from Andromeda Galaxy that came to planet Earth to train future extraterrestrials]) is extremely fed up with the public's inability to tell that she's in a feigned marriage with a more-than-obvious polyamorous homosexual man by the name of Daryl SaHara. Meghan doesn't understand how they can both send hints out to the public that they're just joking and NOBODY catches them. She's also considering forcing Daryl (one of her many gay slaves) to come out with a gay orgy porn with Bryce Hall, Gianluca Conte, Zac Fones, Sean Kennedy, and the Maternowski brothers just to see if people will get the gist, but she feels like even THAT wouldn't be convincing enough for the public (given that the public has gone as far as creating ridiculous/non-existent "phenomena" like "MSM" [men who have sex with men ― i.e. STRAIGHT men who have sex with men] to make it seem like it's EXTREMELY NORMAL for heterosexual men to be NATURALLY sexually aroused by other men). She feels like even IF Daryl were to formally come out of the closet and say "Yes, I'm gay. This entire marriage was fake and the baby's a C.G.I.", people would actually believe that Daryl and Meghan were trolling about him being gay than the actual marriage being an entire troll. Meghan is currently sitting in her spaceship trying to figure out WHAT ELSE she could possibly do to make the public realise that Daryl's a homosexual.

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Meghan Trainor (A.K.A. "Alien Trainer" [a woman that came from outer space/spiritual guide from Andromeda Galaxy that came to planet Earth to train future extraterrestrials]) is extremely fed up with the public's inability to tell that she's in a feigned marriage with a more-than-obvious polyamorous homosexual man by the name of Daryl SaHara. Meghan doesn't understand how they can both send hints out to the public that they're just joking and NOBODY catches them. She's also considering forcing Daryl (one of her many gay slaves) to come out with a gay orgy porn with Bryce Hall, Gianluca Conte, Zac Fones, Sean Kennedy, and the Maternowski brothers just to see if people will get the gist, but she feels like even THAT wouldn't be convincing enough for the public (given that the public has gone as far as creating ridiculous/non-existent "phenomena" like "MSM" [men who have sex with men ― i.e. STRAIGHT men who have sex with men] to make it seem like it's EXTREMELY NORMAL for heterosexual men to be NATURALLY sexually aroused by other men). She feels like even IF Daryl were to formally come out of the closet and say "Yes, I'm gay. This entire marriage was fake and the baby's a C.G.I.", people would actually believe that Daryl and Meghan were trolling about him being gay than the actual marriage being an entire troll. Meghan is currently sitting in her spaceship trying to figure out WHAT ELSE she could possibly do to make the public realise that Daryl's a homosexual.