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Published: 2016-06-20 10:41:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1065; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 0
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So long story short I was prompted on tumblr about preds who "smuggle" prey from one place to another secretly, some being a bit more successful than others (for instance, airplane security might get a little suspicious of a same-size predator with a visibly moving gut). And like any other business, there are scammers aplenty.Thankfully Jake is quite bad at the lying department, and scams by extention.
(Mostly just posting this for the expression)
Anyways,
Art and Jake [c] =me
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Want to see Narnia that much, eh?
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Oh you betcha a million bucks I do!! π²βοΈπβ¨
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*looks him over* Sounds great! How much for a ride?
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Jake: Usually a tad pricy...but for ya I could do it for free~
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Really?! Oh thanks mister how can I repay you?
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Jake: Lunch would be a good start~ *smirks*
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I know a pub not to far if you want to get a feed before...
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Β Ooh, don't go off with someone you don't know or trust well, no matter how enticing...Β Β
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Kids don't trust them strangers with sharp teeth! O:
Then again, I heard Narnia's pretty rad~
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Kids would actually be spooked by such figure...
Yeah! No wonder those 4 kids in the novel stayed til they aged into young adults! XD
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They sure would be, especially a nom-happy one XD
And pretty much! Much better than real life XD
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Jake: Laugh all ya like, it's your loss~
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Honey, I don't need to. Nor do I want to. Also weren't you the one that said dragon riders aren't natural?
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Jake: I still do, but the payment is well worth it. *smirks* Besides, it's a different kinda ride~
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*My eyes turn dragon-like* I am 16 you fucker! Oh and *I get out and dragon shape whistle and blow into it, but it doesn't seem to make a sound*
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Jake: *rolls eyes* Not that kinda ride, genui--Okay I don't know what that thing is, but whatever voodoo you're castin', ya best chill.
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*I just smile at him a look to the sky, waiting for something.* You'll find out soon.
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Jake: Ooooh, being ominous are we? *scowls, sarcastic* With a tone like that, I sure ain't riskin' my neck here. Good luck starin' at them clouds~ *starts stepping back*
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*We hear the call of a Night Fury and I point to a black shape in the sky. Soon the dragon lands and goes straight to me, wagging his tail.* Jake, this is my best friend, Rockstar. (this is what he looks like nightfuryluver123.deviantart.c⦠)
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Jake: *had stepped a bit back, and watches it all with a grimace* Eugh, he's acting like a pet! *waves his hands dismissively* I ain't associatin' myself with this...
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*Rockstar looks over and growls at him* Huh, looks like he doesn't like you. Have you ever heard of Dragon-Bournes?
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Jake: Sure, I heard of 'em, but that don't change a thing. *crosses arms and turns up his nose* And he can growl all he wants, I haven't a care. A true dragon don't act like that.
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*Golden scales start slowly spreading over my body, huge golden wings come out of my back, a tail with throwable spikes like that of a Deadly Nadder and Adamantium spines come out, and so does claws of the same substance. all the while circling him like a predator would her prey.* Has anyone ever told you to never royally piss off one?
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Jake: *watches the process, but slinks back further as he does* Sure, but your type always got the thinnest skins. Ain't my fault ya can't take an insult like a man. *smirks* But go ahead. Best the crap outta me. Ya gonna be real tough then~
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*Flicks my tail to loosen a spike and let's out a terrifying growl* (This fucker's 'bout to die.)
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Jake: *immediately ducks* Well, is was nice talkin' to ya too, cutie, but I gotta jet. Narnia needs me~ *makes a point of waving, then bolts off with a loud snicker* (Tis what happens when you're an idiot that likes pissing off the big dogs. At least he has the right idea now :'D)
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Rockstar? Get him. *Rockstar bolts in his direction, lands in front of him and growls. Then suddenly takes Jake with his claws and takes off, setting him down in front off me. I flatten the spike, lower my tail and grabs him by the front of his shirt, forcing him to look me in the eyes.* I need to warn you about something before we depart. Be afraid of the dark, be very afraid of the dark. Because you never know what, or who might be lurking in the shadows.Β
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Jake: *yelps as his nabbed and lifted, squirming in the night fury's grip up until he's set back down* Oh, please... *rolls his eyes, mostly to be annoying* I *am* a creature of the shadows. If you're tryin' to scare me, you're gonna have to do better.
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*Smiles* Really? Do you know what a Shadow-Demon is?Β
*A deep voice comes from above and behind him*
???: Your about to find out, ass.
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Jake: Ooooh, a demon, so tough you are. *glares back* I've had my own dealin's in demons, thank ya very much. But go on, sick it on me if it makes ya feel so tough. Make sure to tell your friends ya got your feelin's hurt by a weaker man.
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*The man has gray skin, spiked up black hair, a thin beard, has crimson red eyes, the whites of his eyes are black, his pupils are slits, he is wearing all black, has glasses, and is 7'7. He picks Jake up by the throat, and looks him right in the eyes*
???: *chuckles darkly* You're cute, Jake. I could kill you right here, right now. But ya know what? I'm not going to give you that mercy. *Laughs evilly* By the way, the name's Darkiplier.Β
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Jake: *starts shrinking back, and then gags and struggles as he's lifted, grabbing onto his arm* L-Lovely! Not a pleasure to meet ya though! *kicks his legs* B-Bugger off!
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Dark: *Squeezes his throat tighter, and glares at him* Β Don't tell me what to do, ass bag.
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Uhh, it's ok, Jake. I'll uh... find another way...
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Jake: But why make it harder for yourself? I got the most direct route~
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Yeah, I'm sure you do... *Remebers he hates cats* Just let me call Aslan to help you. *smirks a little*
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Jake: *hesitates a moment, then smirks* Aslan knows I ain't needin' no help. But if ya wanna see 'im so bad, I can take ya~
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Suuurrreee he does. You're just scared of 'im, aren't ya.
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On one hand, I don't trust him....
On the other hand.... I still don't trust him.
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Pff but he's only proven to be extremely trustworthy! And it's Narnia!
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Yes he's been //so//trustworthy =~= Like really especially with gettin a free meal involed
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Yeah, he is good at getting free snacks on the road
Plus I heard Narnia's pretty rad, and I'm sure his intentions are perfectly clean ///cough
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I'm sure they're totally fiiiiine.... Just ah as long as you don't plan on riding first class. ;w;
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Nah, you're talking about the VIP service. I've heard it's...quite snug XD
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Mm, I'm sure the rooms are warm and toasty too.
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