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EatMySconessss β€” Me? Jealous? ((Prussia x reader)) by-nd
Published: 2013-05-01 14:32:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 24462; Favourites: 461; Downloads: 5
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Description Sighing quite loudly, (name) hoped that her awesomely annoying
boyfriend -who was currently being flirted by the waitress- would notice her and remember they were in the middle of a date. She tossed her (h/c) locks over her shoulder and poked at her food, not interested in eating the cold nuggets on her plate-tray.


For what seemed like an eternity, the waitress stopped flirting but gave him her number and left with a seductive wink. The albino smiled uneasily and shifted in his seat. Turning back to his partner, he cocked an eyebrow as she drilled deep, dark, invisible holes in the back of the departing slut- err, I mean, waitress.


"What's wrong?" he questioned


(name) simply shook her head and looked to the side, admiring the dresses behind the glass window of a nearby store.


"You're not jealous... are you?"


She turned back to the red-eyed teen, glaring nuclear bombs at him.


"Why the hell should I be jealous!?" she huffed


The boy raised a brow and raised his hands as if being accused of as a criminal.


"Hey, calm down, no need to shout!"


"I'm not shouting!"


She gripped the edges of her table and moved her face closer to the Prussian, nearly spilling all of the food and beverage set on the table between them.


Her eyes widened as she realized all eyes in the diner were on her. She cleared her throat and grabbed her bag from her seat.


She looked him straight in the eyes
"And just so you know Gilbert, I am NOT the jealous type, but what's mine is MINE. End of story."
And she walked away...


But not before taking her coke float, going to the counter, and dumping the beverage on the waitress' messy locks saying,


"There are lots of fish in the sea. So stay the fuck away from mine."



~~~Das Ende~~~
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Comments: 136

c00ki3KAT [2016-12-08 02:31:23 +0000 UTC]

I love the last line! It's bomb!

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mikasamlp531 [2016-01-25 01:14:26 +0000 UTC]

That is my new quote...

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HetaliaLove10 [2016-01-14 20:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Ooooohhh!! Go me!

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Ludwig1871 [2015-11-21 16:54:44 +0000 UTC]

Ending quote though

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Lolitagirl671 [2015-08-10 16:41:11 +0000 UTC]

I can't stand girls like thatΒ 

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MexicanSenpai [2015-06-01 23:43:18 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome

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AyaShizuka [2015-04-24 18:31:34 +0000 UTC]

Β 
Nice One XD

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DestinyMace [2015-03-21 05:30:14 +0000 UTC]

Das ende
You made zhis perfect!!!

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AnimeGeekKatie [2015-02-27 01:00:24 +0000 UTC]

That ending line was perfection.

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HetaliaLove10 In reply to AnimeGeekKatie [2016-01-14 20:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Very!

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thedemidod [2015-01-13 04:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Literally me XD

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mmatthew349 [2014-11-27 15:42:59 +0000 UTC]

reader is me. literallyΒ 

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Diobites [2014-10-28 08:03:47 +0000 UTC]

Damn bad ass reader-chan >:3 xD love it!~

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AnimePanther921 [2014-10-19 03:50:51 +0000 UTC]

See these birds? You can get only one!Β -------> Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β <------ Except that one that one is MINE!!!

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HetaliaLove10 In reply to AnimePanther921 [2016-01-14 20:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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AmyM30stories [2014-09-28 22:49:16 +0000 UTC]

I would've been like this:
Me: *walk to waitress and glares at her* You should be glad u ain't dead cuz dat guy is MEIN!
Waitress: *gulps and shakes head frightened and understandingly*
Anyways xD on "There are lots of fish in the sea. So stay the fuck away from mine." Im totes gonna use dat one day!

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KarlaKagamine [2014-09-12 05:13:31 +0000 UTC]

I mean yuuus!!Β 

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KarlaKagamine [2014-09-12 05:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Huss!

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Atsumoriso [2014-08-15 04:58:59 +0000 UTC]

That was badass... Yet still kawaii...Β  Β 

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Ray711 [2014-08-10 05:34:23 +0000 UTC]

I would've been like:
Me: *walk up to the wiatress* Hey, see that cute albino guy over there?
Waitress: *nods head, staring at him*
Me: *lies* he has herpes. *thinking* All mine, now, brother truckers.

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Jill-of-All-Trades11 In reply to Ray711 [2015-08-21 22:26:38 +0000 UTC]

Wow.

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Atsumoriso In reply to Ray711 [2014-08-15 04:59:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol.Β  Β 

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Ray711 In reply to Atsumoriso [2014-08-15 11:40:32 +0000 UTC]

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germany6669 [2014-08-08 23:53:39 +0000 UTC]

exacly what i would have done XD

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Storm-Depomiere [2014-06-17 21:29:06 +0000 UTC]

BURN

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IS831fan9 [2014-05-30 04:56:26 +0000 UTC]

WE ARE ON A DATE AND YOUR FLIRTING WITH MAH PRUSSIA?!?!?! OH. NAW. YOU. DIDNT

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HetaliaLove10 In reply to IS831fan9 [2016-01-14 20:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Yea she did

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MattSmithDoctor [2014-05-28 20:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! I LIKE her! There are lot's of fish in the sea. So stay the fuck away from mine XD

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IGame101 [2014-05-18 02:17:40 +0000 UTC]

mmm yeah reader-chan, you tell that bitch

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noba-san [2014-04-11 20:47:04 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YES! I'LL TELL THAT BITCH OF WAITRESS! Β 

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AsteriaLunaria [2014-04-10 22:15:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm so shy I would have probably just said "Bye" to Gilbert and left. >~< You choose me or you lose me. I'm not anyone's plan B.

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Jill-of-All-Trades11 In reply to AsteriaLunaria [2015-08-21 22:30:22 +0000 UTC]

That Swoozie reference

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Sweaterkitty-Studios In reply to AsteriaLunaria [2014-05-21 19:05:42 +0000 UTC]

..... I can't decide whether or not you just quoted Swoozie..

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AsteriaLunaria In reply to Sweaterkitty-Studios [2014-06-10 02:31:12 +0000 UTC]

xDD Swoozie is amazing ^^

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Sweaterkitty-Studios In reply to AsteriaLunaria [2014-06-13 19:22:12 +0000 UTC]

Yesh, yesh he is!

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teddybearanime [2014-04-05 19:34:24 +0000 UTC]

>w<' I would never have the nerve to do that! Not even if I were really really really mad. I maybe would have just stuck my middle finger up at the slut waitress. XD

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Wafflepigs [2014-03-26 08:35:10 +0000 UTC]

When he said what's wrong I wanted to say "oh I don't know maybe the fact WERE ON A DATE AND YOUR FLIRTING!" Lolz

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Fusionfire123 [2014-03-16 22:06:10 +0000 UTC]

I would have so done that

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Ilovesanime342 [2014-03-03 17:36:45 +0000 UTC]

I would SO do that!

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TerraAreli [2014-02-09 04:22:02 +0000 UTC]

SO suck on and sit on that instead of targeting what's MINEΒ 

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Faustita [2014-01-16 01:10:12 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAH BIIIITCCCH!! YU GOT SERVED WITH A COKE FLOAT (The Waitress) whooot whooot!! Winner!! (Me/Reader) <<<<<3333Β 

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Junaria [2014-01-03 05:36:29 +0000 UTC]

DAMMMMMMMMMM that was a good story ^.^

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naomiphantomhive1 [2014-01-01 03:41:40 +0000 UTC]

lol~! that is ssssoooooo what i would do~!~! love it~! AND HAPPY FREAKIN NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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aisha101forever [2013-12-30 20:52:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm...a jelly type..I admit

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Hetalia-Fangirl8 [2013-11-20 23:07:14 +0000 UTC]

"There are lots of fish in the sea. So stay the f*ck away from mine" I think I figured out my new saying in life.

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Young0justice0lover [2013-11-17 15:07:11 +0000 UTC]

this is truly awesome!

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ArtemisWest [2013-11-17 03:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Believe it or not, that exact thing happened to me, I was so pissed of, and me and my boyfriend go t in a huge argument when he theased me about being jealous, but eventually, we kissed and made up, like alwaysΒ  Β 

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Faustita In reply to ArtemisWest [2013-12-06 06:09:19 +0000 UTC]

you could've had the upper hand girl! leave him than come back and he's goin belike im sorry!!! Lol But its fine but i want a story like that!!!

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ArtemisWest In reply to Faustita [2013-12-06 06:17:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh I did leave him, for all of 7 hours.

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Faustita In reply to ArtemisWest [2013-12-06 06:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol XDΒ 

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