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Published: 2005-05-21 20:10:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 181; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 17
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What did the orange ever do to you!?
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God bless 
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Thanks! I actually didn't really like how it came out, so I might to other ones. My mom just bought a whole bunch of fruit so maybe I'll dig into that.
In all your free time eh? Good luck with that one.
Love you bro
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Ha! This is cool! It can be taken both in a light, humorous tone and a dark, foreboding one... Cool.
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knives, knives everywhere...
oh my, its the evil Doctor Fruity... back to reclaim the orchard...
"run like the wind Bullseye!!"
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i just totally got the giggles. what a funkalicious moment if there ever was one
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it's nice to hear from you. I'm starting to think you're abandoning meee.
love you
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haha I love it. poor orange...whatever did it do to deserve this?
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Well, you want the truth here it is: the victim's brother didnt taste good in my tropicana, i started thinking, and well i knew that the orange family were ones to keep their good juicy flavor away from anyone because they want people to believe that sunny D was the real orange juice that way they could keep their juicy wealth to themselves. I thought that they were robbing the american people of their goodness and i was determined to find proof. So...i went to the victim's house to question, and he and the lemons tried to gang me-so i pulled my knife in warning -saying that i would take more than just a taste if i had to....they didnt listen. i sliced lemony lemon in half as well as lemon lime. The victim, Red Orange came at me-he was yelling at me telling me that i should go stuff myself down into apple juice or something. He took a peel off of lemony and threw it at me. I was defending myself...i didnt mmmmeannn for it to happen like it did....but ....needless to say he got what he deserved, i sliced him up and then sipped a bit of him....the orange family has been selling out-they are making their own mix of "orange" juice-and i only went there to expose the truth!
Lawyer Grapefruit: "so you admit the truth, you smooth criminal-Granny Smith Apple has admitted to the jury the truth!"
You cant handle the truth! See, if you could you would be on my side! That way you arent made into a Fresca!
Grapefruit: "Judge, jury, what is the conclusion....{guilty is the answer}
No NO NO NOOOOOO , anywhere but Welch's---please...i was doing our country a favor!!!
officers: "yea yea....come on granny"
----heh...needless to say i liked your pic-heh....such creativity sparked my creativity
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oh man, that was too much...hahah....
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wow four different laughing smileys...and i was completely being random....glad to make you laugh...just not to the point where your abs start to really hurt-i dont like laughing that much-an extra workout....oy
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oh man, that happened to me twice last week. My friend, Joanna and I were going through the old art work that our teacher was throwing away, and we found this amazingly hillarious water color of Babara Strightsan (sp) from '78. Well, she put it in her bag.
So, during lunch, she took it out to show us how amazing it was. My friend Mike who sits next to her, decided to show the whole cafe. So he stood up, and just held it up for everyone to see. I think I almost died. I don't know why I found that funny, but I was in tears. He stood up and showed everyone for a good 3 minutes. Oh man, the looks he got were hillarious. It was so random and funny. Hahah, just thinking about it makes me laugh.
My abs definately got a good workout from that.
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wow....interesting....yea...ab workouts from laughing i have found to come from such weird moments-one time my friends and i were playing Final Fantasy 8 and we were talking about Quistis' whip and our friend Amanda is sooooo naive and innocent was like...oh like whips and chains and we all just burst out laughing ....my abs really hurt after that-i guess that means i need to get in shape huh
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You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. As we discuss this matter, you have a right to stop answering my questions at any time you desire. You have a right to a lawyer before speaking to me, to remain silent until you can talk to him or her, and to have your lawyer present when you are being questioned. If you want a lawyer but cannot afford one, one will be provided to you without cost. Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you? Now that I have advised you of your rights, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?
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It was jealous of me. Get it... orange.. Jealous 
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ummm....no, I don't get it.
now if it were green, that would be a different story
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Orange is a jealous complexion, or at least it was back in Shakespeare's day...
(I'm such a renainansance man
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ah ok...i get it.
I remember learning that sometime ago..
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"I like combos... they are combinations of things."
-Funky
HAHA I love you Debbie!
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hahah combos, good times
I love you too Joanna!!!
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