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Once upon a time, there was a dashing young Cockerel.  His name was Randy.  One day, Randy came across a small metal thing on his farm.  Of course, he was a Cockerel so it was actually much bigger to him.  Randy had no idea what this green, metal thing was and soon, the whole farm (for that was where he was) had gathered around it.
"What is it?" Asked Gertie the Pig.
"Can you eat it?"  Asked Harry the Horse.
"Hey, look!"  Said Randy.  "There's a little ring pull thing here that you can hold."
The rest of the farm gasped at this discovery.  Like this:
GASP!
"I wonder what will happen if you pull the ring..." mused Gertie.
"Let's find out."  Said Randy.
The whole farm watched very closely as Randy slowly pulled the ring and...
BANG!

Description
Once upon a time, there was a dashing young Cockerel.  His name was Randy.  One day, Randy came across a small metal thing on his farm.  Of course, he was a Cockerel so it was actually much bigger to him.  Randy had no idea what this green, metal thing was and soon, the whole farm (for that was where he was) had gathered around it.
"What is it?" Asked Gertie the Pig.
"Can you eat it?"  Asked Harry the Horse.
"Hey, look!"  Said Randy.  "There's a little ring pull thing here that you can hold."
The rest of the farm gasped at this discovery.  Like this:
GASP!
"I wonder what will happen if you pull the ring..." mused Gertie.
"Let's find out."  Said Randy.
The whole farm watched very closely as Randy slowly pulled the ring and...
BANG!