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Published: 2008-11-08 19:33:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 43929; Favourites: 279; Downloads: 811
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Something I slapped together.Related content
Comments: 20
Can you please stop using pictures of pregnant women
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The stomach is a small organ. It cannot stretch at will. If the head goes into the stomach, it would explode immediatley, or they would choke TO DEATH.
Do not say 'O it's mi fantasee!It's n ot reel! DOn t get buthurt!" Because this shit is still disgusting.
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um...do you own that picture of the lady?
or did you take it from google images of aΒ pregnant woman...? Β
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Stop putting words next to pregnant women. Vore is bad enough.
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Man: Hey, where's the pizza?
Woman: *opens door* Oh. Here it is.
Man: (Confused). Where is the delivery boy if the pizza was there?
Woman: *grabs pizza and gives to her man* Don't worry about it. Take this.
Man: Oooh free pizza! Okay! *walks back to living room*
Woman: See it's a win win delivery boy. My husband gets the whole pizza free to himself and IΒ ate you for free.
Delivery Boy: What about me?
Woman: Oh. Well, you get to enjoy being in my stomach. Isn't that what you wanted?
Delivery Boy: No. I just wanted a tip.
Woman: Well, what tip beats this?
Delivery Boy: My boss won't be happy.
Woman: Don't worry. He won't even know about it until he joins you.
Delivery Boy: Great! He joins me and gets to fire me while I'm in here.
Woman: Don't worry. You won't be fired by him. You'll be digested before he arrives.
Man: Who are you talking to?
Woman: Oh. I'm just on my phone
Man: You want some of this delicious pizza?
Woman: No. I'm full!
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Can someone give me a shotgun please I do not want to live on this planet anymore
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wouldn't he have noticed to big belly?
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No one said her boyfriend was smart.
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Thanks! It just popped out of thin air for me when I saw this pic. lol!
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Vore adoorable! If I come knocking, will your belly come rocking? Show me!
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Can someone give me a shotgun please I do not want to live on this planet anymore
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