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Eldritch-Turnip — A Lesson For New Parents
Published: 2004-07-29 17:59:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 1377; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 55
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So many fat babies.......Related content
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seriously? *looks at my baby* oh dear lord what have i creat- *gets eaten by baby*
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I've trawled through you're site and I think that at the moment this is my favourite piece. Having said that, the killing hooker one and 'don't look at this chicken' came a close second.
Though perhaps you won't put that you have my approval in your CV, I can assure you in Saudi Arabia you'd legally be able to kill government officials because of it.
I'm definately a fan of your art, you have a really sharp and observant wit and I VERY much hope you're using it in the real world and not just on the internet. I think it's important that people who see the stupidity out there should be heard. There is no stronger weapon than humour to combat it... except for nukes, but they're hard to find.
Anyway, big fat fav for this and a watch on top of that.
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Why, thank you, fellow citizen of Australia.
Incidentally, I am already licensed in Saudi Arabia to kill government officials, doctors, waiters, valet parking attendants, small children with runny noses, stray dogs with no fewer than three legs and anyone found operating a Punch and Judy show in a public area before noon. I am also the mayor of three small villages in Paraguay.
And, while I have yet to type up an official CV, I have written my phone number on the walls of the male changing rooms at several YMCA's located around Queensland.
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Some people wonder why they are fat. Well, it's because the hole into which food goes is bigger than the hole OUT OF WHICH FOOD GOES!!!!! Obviously. It's axiomatic.
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Such a simple design delivering a powerful message good job man!
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I love the concept. You have to see "Super Size Me"!
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nice pic but...there's not enough detail on the babys rolls of fat. I consider that appauling
Also, you can't call it fat!!!! It's horizonally unchallenged.
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i don't care what anybody says about this , that baby is hot , i'd give it another large fry
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Who let you in here? How did you get past the chihauhua?
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i would tell you ho but i would be revealin secrets, not to mention im too busy thinkin out that sexy fat baby
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The fat baby looks like my english teacher back in HS.
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They need to teach this in parenting classes along with the fact that television is a good babysitter, and a sucker-punch to the throat is the most effective way to discipline an unruly child.
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Well, at least it can sue McDonalds now for becoming a fat ass... That's the American way anyway 
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Don't I know it......*grinds teeth*
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Hey it sort of reminds me of babies ive drawn in piles of stuff and topics about mcdonalds. wait.. WHAT? MOM?
oh gotta go.
-love lots.
continue under my blessing.
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The baby got fatter, but did you notice he also got taller? I think the benefits outweigh (pun intended) the drawbacks...
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Not so. Although this baby may be taller, it also bleeds from its eyesockets every few hours and permanently smells like liverwurst.
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lmao love the fly and urin detail, really sets it off. a true work of art!
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