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Published: 2011-11-22 02:09:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 3042; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 22
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I felt more information was needed about the precise nature of the babyβs conception, so here it is. And as many people already guessed, Puck is far from blameless.Fun fact: if sperm were better judges of character, many of the worldβs problems would be solved!
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Spontaneity is to blame for most of the world's ills!
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And a lot of children!
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My, but wouldn't the world be a better place if sperm could judge the fitness of the parents before fertilizing eggs?
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The world would be much improved. Either that, or intelligent sperm would result in the hasty death of our entire species. Why do I think the second option would be the more likely?
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Let's face it, either way is probably an improvement.
Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas to you too! Huzzah.
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Thats the story to tell the baby when he or she grow up >:3 !!
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Yeah, I wouldn't be telling this story until the baby was REALLY grown up. Even then, I would probably keep it secret because it would just gross the kid out.
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Yeah hahahahah or better not tell anyone or else he will be teased or something !!
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What about raspberries? They're ... tasty?
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DAYUM reckless SPERM!
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Yes, I think if sperm were thinking about their destination, the whole process would break down. They'd all want to hang out in the testes all day.
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Suddenly It came into my mind that if sperm had brains, zombies could also try to eat our "balls"... yeah ... I scare myself.
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Whoa, that's putting a rather frightening amount of thought into this. But yes, zombies would totally shift their attentions downward, because your balls would now contain ten MILLION brains. No zombie would be able to resist!
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Thanks, Now I know I'm not the only one who gets crazy ideas from time to time
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LOL , if sperm were good judges of character the human race would have died out 30,000 years ago .
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Yeah, I'd have to concur with that.
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another truism of life, it's okay for your lady to guilt trip you for stupid things that you did or said a while back. but for the love of god, don't you try the same thing! "she already feels bad enough!" oi! good to see that Colin is so blissfully ignorant of this fact, lol! BTW my wife loves these things, and she totally supports this comment
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Well, as long as your wife endorses your comments, that's the main thing. What I found funny was that many male readers simply assumed Colin was lying. I think if he were lying, his lie would be less convoluted and silly.
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It had to be in the back seat of the car, because, man! that bed is too small to do anything in! (Or is it an ottoman?)
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Yeah, the bed does seem to be lacking depth in those pics. It ain't big, no matter how you slice it. Maybe a double. Objects may appear smaller than they are, I guess.
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Well, usually women blame us because we're responsible for things. Every once in a while, though, we're NOT responsible. Those are important times.
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can you blame them, guys could be jerks most of the time! =w=;
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KUDOS Again. Reminds me of my first marriage---long, long ago in a galaxy far far away...
Very insightful and clever.
Lovin' the PUCK!
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Really? Crazy! Glad you're liking it, though.
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I think most people would have trouble saying no in that situation...
assuming he's not making it up because it sounds better than the truth xD
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It sounds better than the truth? Really? I think it sounds too bizarre to be a lie.
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In the future, might sperm be self aware? I wonder...
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Well, if they DO become self-aware, that would be a bad scene. They'd probably huddle up inside their sperm homes and refuse to come out.
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dude, if sperm were able to do that, we'd have a "children of men" scenario on our hands xD
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But think of all the horrors that intelligent sperm could have avoided! The entire cast of Jersey Shore never would have been born!
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Should I be lucky to not know what Jersey Shore is?
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YES. You are very, very lucky.
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Well, they're easy to blame! They can't exactly argue about it.
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Colin isn't lying is he? Only one way to find out. To the Maury show
Another great work
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Nah, I don't think Colin is lying. His story is too convoluted and weird to be a lie. There's really no way to tell, though. Even Maury would be stumped.
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oh my... well, no use crying over spilt milk!...er sperm!
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Yeah, what's done is done. Time to accept and buy baby clothes.
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I find the caption for this one funnier than the comic. (I'm honest, I guess.)
Hmm. I remember owning a snakes and ladders game for ages 6-99. What was the point of that? To remind kids of their impending mortality?
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Yeah, I was fond of the caption. And I always found the 6-99 line rather odd. "No, great grandpa, you can't play. See? You're one year over the age limit. You've outlived your useful, game-playing days." Seems oddly cruel.
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I smell conspiracy. It reeks of a plot to streamline them into bingo.
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Teen wolf? That's fascinating. How so? Is it the general hairiness?
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