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elevatorlady — Ways to Be Your Ex-Girlfriend
Published: 2009-04-08 20:54:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 77; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 4
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Description Write you letters, tape them to your door,
then cry when reading your responses.
Eat mars bars.
Listen to Lucinda Williams.
Have meaningless sex with someone
whose name kind of sounds like yours.
Get high and watch Skins
until four in the morning.
Memorize breakup poems.
Cry in economics, and hope no one has noticed.
Catch a ride to new york
so I can go home, lay on my cat and watch the food network.
Constantly wish to run into you.,
then have a heart attack when it finally happens.
Give you a birthday card,
secretly hoping that upon opening it,
you will be stricken with a love like mine.
Pray your new girlfriend becomes a lesbian.
Listen to astral weeks.
Dream about you, every night.
Wonder if you still miss me.
Pretend nothing has really changed.
Wait for you.
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