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1. Eat a salad
2. Declare his love for Itachi
3. Or any other Akatsuki member
4. Or anything else for that matter
5. Worship Jashin
6. Stick his head in a lion’s mouth
7. Get married
8. To a palm tree
9. Sleep in dirt
10. Start a veggie collection and give them all cute, fluffy names
11. Hug Leader
12. Move into the Mickey Mouse Club House
13. Stalk Ino
14. Hold a protest against animal cruelty
15. Join a frat
16. Challenge Tobi to ping-pong
17. Go on a date with Deidara
18. Try out for cheerleading
19. Trim his foliage
20. Cut hedges for money
21. Glomp Hidan during his religious ceremonies
22. Grow a garden so that he can eat only organic foods
23. Beg Leader to tell him where babies come from
24. Stop eating people
25. Play the glockenspiel
26. Cuddle with a blankie
27. Adopt and raise a pine cone
28. Film an explicit video
29. Buy a Naruto DVD
30. Bake cupcakes
31. With pink icing and sprinkles
32. Dress in drag
33. Take Kisame to prom
34. Be crowned to 2008 prom queen
35. Shave his legs
36. Move his mouth to talk
37. Perform photosynthesis
38. Go to Build-A-Bear Workshop and make a monkey
39. Name the monkey Shirley
40. Try to even out his skin color
41. Put Clearasil on the little white spots on his black side
42. Get Sharingan contacts
43. Get a carrot, name it Bob, and explain to the world how Bob is his new best friend
44. See how many peanuts he can shove into his mouth
45. See if his hands really taste like spinach
46. Have a relationship with his other half
47. Declare his gayness with himself to the world
48. Blow bubbles
49. Strip while singing ‘I Feel Pretty’
50. Roll down the stairs in a sleeping bag
51. Hide in the clothes racks at Wal-Mart
52. Use Kisame’s sword to butter toast
53. Use Kisame’s sword to butter Kisame
54. Use Kisame’s sword to butter himself
55. Bathe in Miracle-Gro
56. Cosplay as Orihime
57. Bake pies for the homeless
58. Pass them out while wearing a pink, frilly apron
59. Wax his leaves
60. Go skiing
61. Model for Victoria’s Secret
62. Do a ‘Got Milk’ commercial
63. Streak past a library
64. Chew on a chair
65. Prance around chanting ‘muffins’ over and over
66. Prance around chanting anything over and over
67. Prance around
68. Be impregnated by the pine tree in the front yard
69. Blow a really big Hubba-Bubba bubble
70. Cry openly like a hormonal female
71. Be Friends with me
72. Adopt a cactus
73. Explain sex to Tobi
74. Try to sled up hill
75. Faint in a girly fashion
76. Switch his brain with a cow
77. Wear lipstick
78. Be in a Miss America Pageant
79. Paint himself blue
80. Wear bright pink tights with a leather mini-skirt and 4-inch, open-toed, sparkly pumps
81. Taunt Itachi with a wedge of cheese. Swiss cheese.
82. Make a special appearance on ‘Family Guy’
83. Take a plant for a walk
84. Sing the alphabet while drinking milk through his nose
85. Sell his body to science
86. Sell his body on the street
87. Sell his body on E-Bay
88. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to the other members
89. Hide in a bush near the women’s bath house
90. Hide in the women’s bath house
91. Chew off his own foot
92. Lock himself in the bathroom because of a ‘bad leaf day’
93. Begin a new life as a butterfly
94. Go to a nude beach
95. With Kisame
96. Braid his hair
97. Then dye it hot pink
98. Constantly ask the other members if they like waffles
99. With whipped cream
100. Begin a ‘Hidden Flower Village’ under his bed

Description
1. Eat a salad
2. Declare his love for Itachi
3. Or any other Akatsuki member
4. Or anything else for that matter
5. Worship Jashin
6. Stick his head in a lion’s mouth
7. Get married
8. To a palm tree
9. Sleep in dirt
10. Start a veggie collection and give them all cute, fluffy names
11. Hug Leader
12. Move into the Mickey Mouse Club House
13. Stalk Ino
14. Hold a protest against animal cruelty
15. Join a frat
16. Challenge Tobi to ping-pong
17. Go on a date with Deidara
18. Try out for cheerleading
19. Trim his foliage
20. Cut hedges for money
21. Glomp Hidan during his religious ceremonies
22. Grow a garden so that he can eat only organic foods
23. Beg Leader to tell him where babies come from
24. Stop eating people
25. Play the glockenspiel
26. Cuddle with a blankie
27. Adopt and raise a pine cone
28. Film an explicit video
29. Buy a Naruto DVD
30. Bake cupcakes
31. With pink icing and sprinkles
32. Dress in drag
33. Take Kisame to prom
34. Be crowned to 2008 prom queen
35. Shave his legs
36. Move his mouth to talk
37. Perform photosynthesis
38. Go to Build-A-Bear Workshop and make a monkey
39. Name the monkey Shirley
40. Try to even out his skin color
41. Put Clearasil on the little white spots on his black side
42. Get Sharingan contacts
43. Get a carrot, name it Bob, and explain to the world how Bob is his new best friend
44. See how many peanuts he can shove into his mouth
45. See if his hands really taste like spinach
46. Have a relationship with his other half
47. Declare his gayness with himself to the world
48. Blow bubbles
49. Strip while singing ‘I Feel Pretty’
50. Roll down the stairs in a sleeping bag
51. Hide in the clothes racks at Wal-Mart
52. Use Kisame’s sword to butter toast
53. Use Kisame’s sword to butter Kisame
54. Use Kisame’s sword to butter himself
55. Bathe in Miracle-Gro
56. Cosplay as Orihime
57. Bake pies for the homeless
58. Pass them out while wearing a pink, frilly apron
59. Wax his leaves
60. Go skiing
61. Model for Victoria’s Secret
62. Do a ‘Got Milk’ commercial
63. Streak past a library
64. Chew on a chair
65. Prance around chanting ‘muffins’ over and over
66. Prance around chanting anything over and over
67. Prance around
68. Be impregnated by the pine tree in the front yard
69. Blow a really big Hubba-Bubba bubble
70. Cry openly like a hormonal female
71. Be Friends with me
72. Adopt a cactus
73. Explain sex to Tobi
74. Try to sled up hill
75. Faint in a girly fashion
76. Switch his brain with a cow
77. Wear lipstick
78. Be in a Miss America Pageant
79. Paint himself blue
80. Wear bright pink tights with a leather mini-skirt and 4-inch, open-toed, sparkly pumps
81. Taunt Itachi with a wedge of cheese. Swiss cheese.
82. Make a special appearance on ‘Family Guy’
83. Take a plant for a walk
84. Sing the alphabet while drinking milk through his nose
85. Sell his body to science
86. Sell his body on the street
87. Sell his body on E-Bay
88. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to the other members
89. Hide in a bush near the women’s bath house
90. Hide in the women’s bath house
91. Chew off his own foot
92. Lock himself in the bathroom because of a ‘bad leaf day’
93. Begin a new life as a butterfly
94. Go to a nude beach
95. With Kisame
96. Braid his hair
97. Then dye it hot pink
98. Constantly ask the other members if they like waffles
99. With whipped cream
100. Begin a ‘Hidden Flower Village’ under his bed