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Elfgirl69 — Gai Joins Akatsuki: Part I
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“Why do I have to go?” Gai whined, “I don’t want to leave my precious Lee!”“Ugh, please, Gai, don’t make me repeat myself.”
“B-b-b-“
“You MUST infiltrate the Akatsuki organization, and we hear they are looking for a new member.” Tsunade explained….again. “The longest you’ll be gone is two weeks. During that time, Lee will temporarily train with squad seven.”
“K-kakashi? My eternal rival, training Lee? I will not allow this! Not at all!”
“Deal with it,” Tsunade growled, shoving him towards the door.
-Several hours later-
Three ANBU dropped a sedated Gai onto the Akatsuki doorstep. He landed quite hard on his head and an audible thunk was heard. One of the ANBU pressed the doorbell and they all took off into the trees. The door squeaked as it swung open. The person at the door sighed and slammed it shut.
“Who was at the door?”
“A girl scout.”
“How do you know? Did she have cookies?”
“No, but she was wearing green…and orange.”
“ORANGE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!”
“Yes, Tobi. We know, considering the fact that you are constantly YELLING it in our ears, hn!”
Gai stood up on the porch, rubbing his head and groaning. “Stupid Hokage,” He muttered and knocked on the door.
“WE DON’T WANT ANY OF YOUR –CENSORED- COOKIES, SO GO THE –CENSORED- AWAY, YOU –CENSORED-!!!!”
“Shut up, Hidan!” Someone yelled.
“Um…I’m not here to sell any cookies.”
“Well…leave us alone anyway!”
“Ignore them. Come on in,” Another yelled and all of the other people groaned.
“Hi I’m-“He knew he couldn’t use his real name. Gotta come up with something quick before they think I’m-
“I think he’s slow in the head,” One muttered.
Too late, he thought to himself. “I’m-uh-Bai,” he squeaked out.
“You’re what?!” the blonde person squealed, taking a step away.
“I think…he just announced…he’s bi.”
“I-I mean-No you see-“he struggled to explain. “Shut up!”
“Did he just tell himself to shut up?”
“I think so…”
“I’m not bi…My name’s Bai. B-A-I.”
“And you’re a girl scout?”
“NO!”
“Then who are you?”
“He’s Bai, remember?” A strange looking fellow with a mask asked.
“No, I know that. I mean what does he want?”
“I’m interested in joining your organization.”
