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Atlas: "Nay, sir, you are mistaken! The optimum solution for control of one's minions is hypnotism, coupled with that fine instrument, the nailgun!"

Cohen: "Forsooth, your vacuous falsehood offends my sensibilities! Mark well that dynamite is by far the superior tool!"

That's paraphrased.

For

Another script, this time one that actually happened:

My eight-year-old cousin: "Why is that man wearing a dog's leash?"
Me, aware that explaining slash and dom/sub might not go down well with her parents: "Because he's... uh... subservient to that man. And it's a metaphor and stuff--"
Cousin's mum, in a swift attempt to save her child from the horrors of kink: "It's a fancy dress costume."

Description
Atlas: "Nay, sir, you are mistaken! The optimum solution for control of one's minions is hypnotism, coupled with that fine instrument, the nailgun!"

Cohen: "Forsooth, your vacuous falsehood offends my sensibilities! Mark well that dynamite is by far the superior tool!"

That's paraphrased.

For

Another script, this time one that actually happened:

My eight-year-old cousin: "Why is that man wearing a dog's leash?"
Me, aware that explaining slash and dom/sub might not go down well with her parents: "Because he's... uh... subservient to that man. And it's a metaphor and stuff--"
Cousin's mum, in a swift attempt to save her child from the horrors of kink: "It's a fancy dress costume."