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Published: 2015-04-18 17:08:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 3656; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 0
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xD I am so sorry for this! I hope it is not offensive to anyone, its just stupid shit in my head.why is everyone looking down on lion. They are like: Ah you're just a cute dummy
But actually he has skills xD Lion's Jesus
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I find Christian analogies in many games and tv shows. Its like... the bible is an old book with elements which would be called "fantasy genre" today. Thats why maybe.Β
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welll lion guess what there is GOD mweheheheheh your second most powerfulΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β me : * turns slendy polka dot Β *Β slendy : NOOOO NOOOOO HAZ HAZ HAZ I LIED I AM TO MLG EVEN MORE MLG THAN LION ! * me and rest of creepypasta gasps Β * peridot rides lion and throws slenderman in gravity falls for no reason Β * lion does swag dance Β *Β
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Uhm... It's a bible joke.
Jesus is able to walk over water.
And moses was able to divide water.
That's the reference you need :3
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......still don't get it......
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Lapis can move the water around like MoisΓ©s
Lion can walk over the water, like Jesus
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That's okay xD
You should have seen Steven Universe to understand that, btw.
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OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM DYING (im christian but it doesn't offend me)
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I thought Steven was Jesus (he is generally nonviolent and has healing spit), but ALL Gems can walk across water. You know what'd be really crazy? If Pope Francis watches this...
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xD Yeah! Or if the ISIS watches this. They would try to hire Jasper.
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Not likely. Sexist jokers...
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Dude my friend just got into the show and she said that lion was Jesus and lapis was Moses. Best thing evah.
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I'd probably put please be offended if I'm honest. But, I understand how you would want to keep it flame free in the comment section. Plus, this is really funny.Β Β
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Yeah xD But I bet Sugar did.
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Lol, true. I bet it wasn't a coincidence...or was it?
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reminds me that I have to do a peridot and bill cipher crossover.
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XXXDD oh ma gawd Lion XXD Lion is so badass x'D
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Lion be like: NO BITCH xD
And Lapis be like: I am always the one who look like I am thrown over quite easilyΒ
xD
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*has no idea what this is about but laughs anyway*
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Did you ever watch Steven Universe :3 ?
You know, lapis can make this wall out of water and thats what moses basically did.
Lion can walk on water. And thats why he is Jesus xD
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I watched it like...once XD
Also I am part Jesus, wanna know how?
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