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Ember-aka-Kit — 'Mad as a Hatter'

Published: 2009-10-19 07:37:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 727; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 10
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Description "Some say you have to be as Mad as a Hatter..."

'The Mad Hatter is an... odd one to say the least. One glance you can tell from his personal choice of clothes that he seems a little different from average. It's when you start to talk to him that you realise that he's far from normal. Talking in riddles and toungue twisters the Mad Hatter will be your guide to the world of Wonderland. But that doesn't go to say that he'll actually help you. Oh no he'll usually require a "payment" first. In other words in order to get him to help you need to get him something he wants. He doesn't mind the occasional mushroom but it's best that you stay away when he offers you 'tea'. It's not always rigged but with someone as unpredictable as him, it's best NOT to take the chance.'

'The Mad Hatter is known for his hatred of the King and Queen of Hearts. However he's never actually tried to rebel against them... yet. He'll usually try to get innocent bystanders to do the dirty work for him. This doesn't mean he can't fight for himself.'

'The hat of his is more then what it seems. One reach inside and you could get a flower, or a weapon, or even your own baked goodie if you're lucky. It's constantly on random and not even the Hatter himself knows what'll happen if you try to pull something out. And if you look carefully you'll see something moving inside. That is the door mouse. While a good friend of the Hatter it won't trust anyone else and just usually sits inside that hat for no particular reason.'

'Well I suppose I can tell you a few more things before moving along.'

'He's somewhat good friends with the Chesire Cat and as for the White Rabbit, The Hatter TRIES to sociate with him but the poor fellow is always in a hurry and never takes the time for a nice cup of tea that it's very hard to do so.'

'He's very polite [even if he does speak in riddles] and is very optimistic. He is always smiling even while in pain.Even while Killing... So it's hard to take him seriously. However one should still be careful as he has been known to kill a few of his guests if they're being rude.'

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Comments: 11

CorvusInk [2010-05-11 06:04:52 +0000 UTC]

Do you under stand why they say "mad" as a "hatter"?

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rubymight [2009-10-20 21:57:07 +0000 UTC]

PFFT THIS IS AWESOME.

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Jelly-Filled-Zombies [2009-10-20 21:23:58 +0000 UTC]

Love it <3333 : D

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iluvdroopster [2009-10-19 23:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Very nice. And I really like the doormouse too. It's a very nice touch.

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SpellKast [2009-10-19 17:29:00 +0000 UTC]

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Ousuat-Csat [2009-10-19 14:51:16 +0000 UTC]

OH BOY! TEA!!! *takes a sip*

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Kairu1 [2009-10-19 09:15:03 +0000 UTC]

And yet the tea looked so innocent...

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Ember-aka-Kit In reply to Kairu1 [2009-10-19 09:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Nowadays you can never trust tea D:>

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Kairu1 In reply to Ember-aka-Kit [2009-10-19 09:41:45 +0000 UTC]

That's why i'm glad to be an american....We don't see much normal tea...We know it's a trap >>.

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Ember-aka-Kit In reply to Kairu1 [2009-10-19 09:45:28 +0000 UTC]

xD nice

mhm sucks for me because I don't like coffee yet I love tea D:>

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Kairu1 In reply to Ember-aka-Kit [2009-10-19 10:09:32 +0000 UTC]

Most of my friends like tea, they have conversations about different teas...it is very weird for me.

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