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I have no body and I must scream? Nah. Tired of an especially creepy neighbor in the building across the way, our hero has put up a cardboard cut-out of himself. Tragically, he passed away of natural causes immediately thereafter, out of the neighbor's sight. The prank would have been funny had our intrepid hero survived. The creep would have noticed in short order anyway. Well, maybe hours. It's conceivable he's just sitting there, reading, right? Surely he's got to use the bathroom soon. Did he did right where he's sitting? C'mon buddy, move already. Great, now he's in my head. All I wanted was, hey, he's got nice stuff! Never mind. Now I'm concerned. How do I report this? "Hello, operator, um, the old guy I was spying on might have died. I can't tell. He's been still for a long time." Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit. I'm going to have to go over there and knock on his door, won't I? Aw, hell, what'll I do if he answers the door? Good, whatever, wing it. That's what I'm hoping for, right? Right? I mean, I've never seen someone just die in front of me before. Another fifteen minutes. Just another fifteen minutes. C'mon, guy, move.

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I have no body and I must scream? Nah. Tired of an especially creepy neighbor in the building across the way, our hero has put up a cardboard cut-out of himself. Tragically, he passed away of natural causes immediately thereafter, out of the neighbor's sight. The prank would have been funny had our intrepid hero survived. The creep would have noticed in short order anyway. Well, maybe hours. It's conceivable he's just sitting there, reading, right? Surely he's got to use the bathroom soon. Did he did right where he's sitting? C'mon buddy, move already. Great, now he's in my head. All I wanted was, hey, he's got nice stuff! Never mind. Now I'm concerned. How do I report this? "Hello, operator, um, the old guy I was spying on might have died. I can't tell. He's been still for a long time." Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit. I'm going to have to go over there and knock on his door, won't I? Aw, hell, what'll I do if he answers the door? Good, whatever, wing it. That's what I'm hoping for, right? Right? I mean, I've never seen someone just die in front of me before. Another fifteen minutes. Just another fifteen minutes. C'mon, guy, move.