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Paleo-Beast-Emperor [2018-10-12 23:58:58 +0000 UTC]
Cranky Kong: *peeks through a crack of his barely-closed door*
Jackal: May we come in?!……
Cranky: One moment! *quickly closes door, and turns to a trembling Diddy Kong and whispers in his ear* It's Jackal and his psycho sister Hyena! It's a trick! Prepare to activate the trigger barrels!
*Diddy grinned as he sneaks off to do as he told him. Cranky turns back to the door, opens it wide to the dastardly duo*
Cranky: Sure! Come on in! *They casually walk forward to the door, unaware of what was waiting for them*
*Diddy jumps onto the trigger barrel, setting off the trapdoor beneath their feet, much to their surprise!*
Jackal and Hyena: *look down to see they are now (momentarily) floating and futilely kicking their feet in thin air* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *drop through the floor- and the trees*
Hyena: Strategy one: Run and punt!
Jackal: *runs toward the door, right hand out and left hand tucked to his side as if playing football*
Cranky: Now!
Diddy: *Jumps onto barrel again*
*The planks of the bridge they ran on flip to the sides, flinging them off like boogers!*
Hyena: Strategy two: Bungee barrel! *She is in a barrel set up like a cannon, with Jackal lighting the fuse, launching her toward their door.*
*Diddy repeats the process, this time springing the end of the bridge up like a drawbridge, causing the cackling madwoman's smile to drop as she crashed into the obstacle*
*Diddy activated the trigger barrel again and again, sending the determined whackoes flying!*
Hyena: Strategies seventeen, eighteen, and nineteen: FAAAIIIILLLL!!!!!!!!*
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GuardianoftheSnow [2018-10-12 23:45:06 +0000 UTC]
I totally forgot about these two... I just wouldn't open the door in that case.
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EmilyDfan In reply to GuardianoftheSnow [2018-10-13 02:51:49 +0000 UTC]
Yeah! Slam The Door in their Faces! Lock it! And RUN And HIDE For Your Life!!!!!
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MagicMovieNerd [2018-10-12 21:49:18 +0000 UTC]
If I saw them at my door, I'd keep it locked and then dial 911!
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EmilyDfan In reply to MagicMovieNerd [2018-10-12 22:02:39 +0000 UTC]
Wise Decision! And While Dialing 9-1-1 Make Sure To Hide!
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RepublcSerialVillain [2018-10-12 12:25:30 +0000 UTC]
This is why I check the window first. You never know what other supervillains might be encroaching on your turf.
"Rocky, activate the electrified welcome mat."
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EmilyDfan In reply to Barricade379 [2018-10-12 12:13:55 +0000 UTC]
Yep! So Slam the Door In Their Faces! Lock it! And RUN And HIDE For Your LIFE!!!!!.......
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