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Published: 2006-07-06 23:42:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 343; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 9
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Description Did this last school year (04-05) for English when we read The Oddessy.
Not as funny as it was last year, I suppose.
Anyways, if you can't read my horrid, smeared handwriting, it just tells of how Odysseus comes to the cave of Polyphemus (the one eyed thing) and sneaks up while he's milking his ewes. Then one of Odysseus' men gets snatched up, smashed, and eaten. So the next day our hero gets the one-eyed-people-eater drunk and stabs him in the eye so he can't see. Our action leader then hides underneath one of the ewes and waits for Polyphemus to let them out to graze. He then escapes. Blahblahblah.
Polyphemus, aka one-eyed-cry-baby whines that NOH'BDY DID IT, and when Odysseus starts calling out, talking smack from his boat, Polyphemus cries out to his daddy Poseidon/Neptune, who already hates Odysseus, to kill him.

HAHAHAHA FUNNY SO LAUGH YEAH.

(ps. I do NOT know what that stain is.)
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UlalumesStar [2006-08-11 01:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap. I swear I had the same assignment two years ago when my English class read The Odyssey. Well, it was basically do some creative work related to the Odyssey in whatever vague way. I ended up drawing a bunch of anime-style pics of the major female characters. But one of my friends made a children's book about the scenario you have here.

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