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You have always despised those people who are overly cheerful and happy, why can’t some people just be miserable and be true to themselves instead of putting on a facade and essentially acting out a fake emotional reaction.

Well that stops today, you are determined to stop all those fake cheerful people in the mall who annoy you every time you go in to do a bit of shopping. You know where they always seem to congregate, that bloody store where it claims to change your life. You’ll show them, it won’t be changing yours but you will be changing the store by the time you’re finished.

You leave the store smiling. Like why did you ever hate the store, the people in there are so kewl and like super smart. They even gave you a special job there which you totes accepted, Chief cock taster and bubblegum blower. You like can’t wait to start on Monday.

It’s dress like a bimbo clown day. Yay Bimbo Clowns means you can smile and be happy all day. Like the best way to spend your day.

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You have always despised those people who are overly cheerful and happy, why can’t some people just be miserable and be true to themselves instead of putting on a facade and essentially acting out a fake emotional reaction.

Well that stops today, you are determined to stop all those fake cheerful people in the mall who annoy you every time you go in to do a bit of shopping. You know where they always seem to congregate, that bloody store where it claims to change your life. You’ll show them, it won’t be changing yours but you will be changing the store by the time you’re finished.

You leave the store smiling. Like why did you ever hate the store, the people in there are so kewl and like super smart. They even gave you a special job there which you totes accepted, Chief cock taster and bubblegum blower. You like can’t wait to start on Monday.

It’s dress like a bimbo clown day. Yay Bimbo Clowns means you can smile and be happy all day. Like the best way to spend your day.