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Published: 2016-03-19 16:58:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 1538; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 26
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That is so wrong .... and hilarious ... well done. 
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Thank you. IΒ΄m glad you like it.Β Β
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Missing the Brazzers Logo 
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That`s what I call adult "tech-heresy"... Β
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I would simply had called it... FUN
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Oh god
For some weird reasonΒ Slaanesh wasn't voted the most kid-friendly chaos god... weird, huh?
Nice techpriest though
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You shouldn`t see this? Β
Everybody should see this!Β
There is a part 1 too. And some "nicer2 pics of R2 with his girlfriend R2KT.Β
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Poor Droid, forgot the gear lube...Again.
I can not wait to see the baby replecators they make?
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WD40: Mechanicus No.1 lubricant! Your techpriests favourite brand!
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I can see C3PO standing next to the bed translating
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R2: The dirt. The dirt won`t get off. I feel so filthy...
Techpriest: Shut up, faggot. You know you wanted it. I could feel it...
R2: I want to go home. Please, let me go...
Techpriest: Your transmitter says "no-no", but your eyelense says "do it again"..... Come here, bitch...
R2: Will this nightmare ever end?
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I bet c3po kicks on it... I can allready see him replace some of his gold caps with black leather ones
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...and a mustache. Β
You know what? This will be stuck in my poor head forever now. Β
Slaanesh you! Β
Slaanesh you very much!!! Β
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at least I gave you something to remember me by
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Don`t worry, I`ll remember you for your epicly funny comments, your sense of humor and your models anyway.
Maybe this is a good moment to thank you for that. So take my honest thanks and may the future bring us more of those twisted thoughts.
Because "normal" and "average" are just other terms for "boring".
I have spoken.
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oh the more twisted the better... Actually I have problems registering what "normal" and "average" people have to say. I instantly forget what they are saying. It is like they are extras in a film, paid to fill up the space...
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Each one equipped with a small plasma reactor for more stamina....
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.....Damn that is one heretical Techpriest.....better call the Maggus.
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*Magos enters the scene*
"What in the name of the Omnissiah is going on here? This isn`t right! It is strictly forbidden to do this kind of tech-heresy, without inviting me!"
*Magos undresses himself and gets into the bed too*
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*Whimpers always chanting Β a litany of forgiveness."
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This was the droid I was looking for. Also that poor Kenny Baker. YOU KILLED KENNY!!!
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Once more, your comment made me pee a little.
Which most epic comment ever was this? 4th? 5th?
Damn, I need to screenshot these.....
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I might do some collages with my favoutite comments from my pics soon.
Be sure to get memed, my friend... Β
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So... This is what scrap code does to tech adepts
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Yeah, it might have been the notorious "Horny-Trojan" that corrupted the adepts OS....
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The flesh is weak, but thanks to the Omnissiah, we have been gifted with plasma fuelled powerdildos and a whole lot of batteries, so fuck the flesh.... Β
Also: I guess mechandrites can add a lot of fun to everybodies sexuality... Β
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In one of the C. Cain novel there was some stuff about mechandrites mentioned.... nuff said
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Lol !
You re just on time for my Black Crusade table ans Slaaneshy group ! My character is talking about sex while my partner is talking about go up to the space station for an meeting with the dark mecanicus...t
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Just as planned.... Β
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Hate you all.... -_-'
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But......
I....I just....
( )
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Ok ok don t cry ! Want a corrupted kiss instead ? Slaanesh is loving us all with passion !
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If you can stand my nurglish breathe, then come here, baby...
Hey! Where are you running? Β
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Hurm ... euh nop ! No thanks realy...
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Too late...
Got ya!
*nom nom nom*
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Aaaaaaah don t lick me !
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I sense a false brother of Slaanesh.
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It was abviously ironix, i didn't kwno i had to explain but... Slaanesh is not only about sex. Slaanesh is about a gobal vision of the existence ! A total embrasment of a life of joy, sensation en perfection of beauty !Β Β Β
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That s what ypu say to make us beleive that you know !
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