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I suppose this is the product of a society that encourages dropping out of school at age ten.Related content
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Yes I know this comic is like, 6 years old, but are they inside Kyogre in that last panel?
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Now that would have been useful in the actual game.
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I still donβt understand why Team Aqua thought expanding the ocean would make the world a better place.... :/
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Not to mention if the sea level were to rise, all ocean life would die due to diluting that salt. Kinda contradicting the whole plan of more habitats for ocean pokemon.
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Funniest shit I've ever seen! Β 10/10, would read again!
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I use this comic as a way of testing my student's comprehension of the water cycle. 
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You are the best science teacher.
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Brendan's face in the sixth panel is priceless!
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I like Archie crying.I don't know why,I just so.β»
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The odd thing about pokemon is that they can summon their attacks with their own power, yet, some attacks seems to produce extra mass form noting.
For example: Ice attacks can make ice (which can melt to water), water attacks summon water, some rocks attack can summon boulders and I don't think that they do it by absorbing water form the air or teleporting boulder from a nearby mountain. I mean, hydro-pomp is basically shoting water several times bigger than the size of the pokemon (especialy small ones like stariu).
In the movie a mere fight between moltress, zaptos and articuno was enough to cause some sort of world-wide disaster.
Long story short, pokemon world physics rules are weird. If water pokemons could create water out of nothing, the planet would end up underwater after a few thousands years, just because of some random battles.
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I headcanon it as Pokemon using their auras to 'create' temporary water, fire, poison, energy, etc. That'd be why it doesn't get anything wet, burn down forests, or actually poison Pokemon.
But they all still do have power over the actual elements- Pichu and Pikachu store real electricity in their cheeks, for example, but they can't hold much of it- the electricity they use for attacks comes from their aura.
The fact that the attacks come from aura also means, in my mind, that most attacks can't do much lasting damage to the recieving Pokemon, as it only affects the opponent's aura. (of course in nuzlockes this is different).
It'd also explain why Electric-types aren't used as a power source, even by unlawful organizations. They can't generate infinite electricity any more than a person can run infinitely.
And... this probably also explains how nearly every Pokemon is somehow able to learn Toxic- it's not real poison!
Powerful beings like Kyogre and Groudon have the power to actually change the weather, but their power is only as limited as that of a Politoed or Ninetales unless they're agitated, or have undergone Primal Reversion.
In that case, Kyogre probably can summon real rain using its mysterious power- but even then, I still think Archie was being an idiot, and the water from Kyogre's rain comes from the same place all rain does.
In the games, he doesn't really seem like the brightest fellow. The real danger is the rain being summoned all across the world, and perhaps the chaotic winds might create hurricanes after a time, and cause tsunamis...
This headcanon has some problems, of course, but it works well enough to justify all the odd goings-on in my mind, at least.
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He's not actually upset. This is his new plan to cry out all of the water in his body to raise the sea level.
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no no no wait
i think i know where he is going with this
clearly he just wanted kyogre to use water gun until is started raising above land some how
dont know how its possible but im sure it will work........maybe
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Well pokemasters start their journey when they're 10 so mabye he DIDNT learn it in as a kid XD
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so funny, if only all of life's idiots could be reasoned with as easily as that.Β
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Perfect. This is just perfect. ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
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whats funny is that my cousins school didn't teach him this until the end of his highschool years..
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ROFL π You my friend have just won the internet!!!
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He didn't get one. He had a Ditto that knew what the chart looked like and Ditto'ed it for him.
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(Epic facepalm) And the trainers just sitting there with this face that says "God help this man..."
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OH MY GOD...
I cannot believe that I didn't think of that when I played sapphire back in the day...
I played omega ruby this time around...
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Ideally speaking, according to Pokemon mythology, Kyogre has the power to violate the Law of Conservation of Mass. Because, in time immemorial, Kyogre formed the oceans by creating thunderstorms with massive downpours. "Formed the oceans by creating thunderstorms." Assuming that the oceans didn't exist before that point, that means that Kyogre essentially created water from nothing. Nintendo logic!
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Addendum: After debating it with my older brother, we came up with the theory that Kyogre used the water from its own body to create the rainclouds, thus expanding the ocean with its seemingly endless bodily... fluids...
Ew. That sounded less gross in my head.
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what if Kyogre draws hydrogen and oxygen from outer space and converts them intoΒ rain water...
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and Groudon banishes the water he evaporates into space!
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and this is why I got omega ruby instead of alpha sapphire for this exact reason
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It's very funny and really like how you make the background bland in well. However on the very last picture it looks like that the guy is crying with 1 eye open. Other then that really like the ending, nice thinking.Β
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I always wanted to do that but the game won't let me
So I say Good job mate!
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Well, if you wanna be truly scientific about it... Take water out of sea, wipe out infrastructure, erode land, sea level rises dramatically and Hoenn as an island no longer exists.
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It's ok, your tears shall fill the seas. They're saltwater right?
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Poor Archie.Do one for Maxie where the player is telling him how counterproductive his goals are.I mean SHIT MAXIE YOU DUMBASS!
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...at least it looks cooler when kyogre awakens... dark storm clouds'n'stuff instead of happy bright sunshine...
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Unless you're spock, then you're free to troll the illogical.
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i never thought of this ... brilliant!!
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They would honestly be better off using Groudon to melt glaciers...
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