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Description In your neighborhood, you were like a boss. No boy dared mess with you and all the girls feared you. You and your friend Nana were the most badass chicks there were. 


Nana was your back-up for anything and everything as you her's. Whatever it was, she was there and helped you out. She was half white and half Italian but she talked like a mobster if you got her pissed off. Sometimes she even creeped you out with her mafia like thoughts and sayings. Either way, you two were the best of friends and worked well together.


"Yo Nana!", you called to her as you stood in her front yard, looking up at her bedroom window. "Nana!"

Her window opened and she stuck her hand out then back in the house just to show you she was there. "Yeah?"

"You coming down?"

"In a minute! In a minute! I gotta change!"

"Hurry up!"

"Yeah yeah" She shut her window back the you walked to her front door and sat at the step. The door opened shortly after you sat but it wasn't Nana, it was her mom. Like Nana, her mom was a ginger too. The same red hair and green eyes as her. They both even had freckles but even so, she spoke with an Italian accent too, just like Nana. She sounded so fluent with it, you'd think she was Italian.


"Hey Mrs. Flynn. Ya doing good?", you stood back up and greeted her. 


"I'm here, aren't I? How's ya mother sweetheart?", she replied back to you. Nana's family always treated you as if you were their own daughter since you and Nana were so close. The same applied to Nana with your family.


"She's there, I guess. Oh. She told me to make sure I told you uhm...something about Friday night at her house. Something like that"

"Oh yeah. Were you planning on staying over here on Friday?"

"Not really"

"You should. Be a good girl and hang out with ya friend while me and ya mom talk Friday, alright?"

You nod, "Got it"

"Good"

"Ma! Geez! Ya always talking to my friends", Nana complained.


"Will ya calm down already? And while ya at it, you could at least try to do something with ya hair. Ugh. Sometimes, I just don't know what to do with you"

"Uh-huh. Yeah ma. I'm about to go with (name)" She hugged her mom before leaving with you. "Bye ma!"


As you two walked and talked around your neighborhood, your conversation began to wonder to the new people who were moving in. "Have you met them yet?", you questioned her.


"Nope, but knowing my mother, she'd bake them something just to have a reason to go over there and see what kind of people they are"

"Yeah. You think they got kids around our age?"

"I don't know. Even if they did, they'd probably be pansies like all the other teenagers around here. Why waste the time to wonder about those losers?"

"True" You stopped and sat on the curb. "Why are kids so boring nowadays?"

She sat next to you. "I know. It's a sad day when two kids rather hang out with their dad then make and hang out with new friends" You and Nana both liked hanging around her dad. It was never officially announced or anything but he was in the mafia. He was really cool. When he had his friends over to play poker, you and Nana would serve the alcohol. You liked to hear all the stories they would tell.


You let out a heavy breath. "..Aye you wanna go up to the convenience store and get a snack?"

"Sure. My dad gave me some more money yesterday when he woke up" She pulled out some cash that was in her pocket. "Fifty bucks this time"

"Cool. Lets go"

You both got up and dusted off your backs before starting your walk to the store. On your way there, you spotted a boy you've never seen before, across the street. Nana saw him too. He wore ripped jeans and a plain white tee-shirt that looked kind of worn. His hair was short and a dark shade of red and he also had a pair of black sunglasses on top of his head. "Whoa. You think he's the son of the new people on the block?", Nana turned to you and asked.


"...I don't know. Maybe"

"You wanna talk to him?"

"You're the one who said, not to waste our time on the new losers"


She pushed you a little. "Shut up. They might not be half bad"


"Alright but later. I still want my candy!"

"You get too hyper for candy, (name). Really"

"Whatever"


You two kept walking unto you heard whistling that caught your attentions. "Hey dolls!", you both turn back and see that it was the redheaded boy who whistled to you two.


Nana chuckled lightly. "It sounds like he's from New York"

"You heard it too?", you inquired before combing your hair back with your hands. "Aye! What's ya name, redhead?!"

"You gotta tell me yours first, babe!"

You rolled your eyes then looked up to Nana. She looked fairly amused by him. You nudged her arm. "You go first"


"...I'm Nana, she's (name)!"


He came walking towards you both. You sighed, "I'm not gonna get my candy, am I?"

"Relax, will ya? We might've just found some non-punk neighbors"


"True"

When he was in front of the both of you, he smirked, showing he was missing a tooth. "You two can just call me Al"

You both shrug, "Maybe, if we feel like it"

"So, are you the new kid on the block or what?", Nana bluntly asked.


"Yeah. Me and my brother just moved in"

"Oh! So maybe we do have some somewhat non-loser neighbors", you stated.


Nana pushed your shoulder playfully. "Maybe you're right, (name). We've been kind of bored lately"


"I could help the two of you with that"

"Maybe he's just a pervert", you guessed and kicked his leg.


"The f-"

You got behind Nana. "Oh I's sowwies Ally"

The boy growled at the two of you as you laughed. "Aww. Come on. Don't get all upset Ally", Nana pushed his shoulder roughly. "We're just busting ya balls. Calm down"

"Yeah! We do it to everybody"

"Why don't ya take us to meet ya brother?", Nana implied.


He pushed her back, causing her to stumble but you were behind her to help her keep her balance. "Why the fuck not? I bet he'd like meeting you two fucks"

"Keep sweet talking us. We just might not think you suck as hard as everybody else around here. We happen to be the most badass chicks you'd get the pleasure of meeting", she claimed and began following the boy, as did you.


You all went to the newly moved in house that was across the street from yours. He led you both inside the house. "Wait here. Don't steal shit"

"Maybe", you both answered back to him as he went off up the stairs. 


You both looked at your surroundings but then your nose caught hold of a scent. "I smell cupcakes"

"Yeah. Me too" You started wondering off to the kitchen. "(n-name)! You can't just go off to people's kitchens! Geez! Have some kind of class and self-control"


When you got there, yo saw a pink haired man mixing something in a bowl. He noticed you then smiled. "Oh! Look at that! Did one of the boys make a new friend already?"

"Hm? Oh. Me and my friend Nana just met Al today. He took us here to meet his brother. Who you?"

He placed his bowl on the counter then extended his hand out towards you. "I'm Oliver! Al's father! Nice to meet you dear"

"Y-you're Al's dad?!", you covered your mouth after your outburst. "I-I'm sorry sir"

"It's quite alright. I get that a lot" He looked over your shoulder. "Would you happen to be her friend Nana?"

You looked back and saw Nana behind you. She nodded. "Y-yeah sir. How's it going? Sorry bout (name). She has a sweets complex"

"Oh? Would you like a cupcake then, darling?"

"Would I?!", you got wide-eyed at the question.


"You're so cute, poppet! Just let me frost them then I'll give you the first one, alright?"

"Yay!", you clapped and bounced around like a young child. Nana sighed and rubbed her forehead.


Like the man promised, he handed you the first frosted cupcake and you ate it happily. "Do you like it?"

"I love it! It's so delicious! Thank you~!", you sung as you swung your hips side to side and continued enjoying the sweet.


"Oh, you two are so cute!"



Al was walking with his brother, Matt down stairs, telling him about the two girls he just met. "They're so kickass! I promise and they're hot too!"

"Whatever. Just sounds like you wanna fuck them"

"Yeah! But that's not the whole point here! I'm willing to share my awesome discovery with you. You can take the (h/c) haired one", Al reasoned with him.


"You really are fucking stupid" As they both made it down the stairs, Al saw the girls weren't where he left them. He went looking for them but found them in the kitchen. You and Nana were humming the same tune as you were bouncing around with your cupcake. Oliver was clapping along to you two's song. "Yep. These are the most kickass girls I have ever seen"

Al hit his face with his hand. "Oh! Hey Ally!", you waved to him then pointed to your cupcake. "Your dad gave me a cupcake!"

"Geez (name). Ya don't have to announce it", Nana hid her face with her hands, being embarrassed to know you right now. "Would ya stop with the sweets already? You know how they get you"


"Aww. I'm almost done though"


"J-just hurry up!"

"Calm ya tits, Flynn. I'm done now. Ya happy?", you remarked as you wiped your hands against each other to clean them off.


"Very. I wish you'd stop eating sweets when we go to meet people. Ya send off the wrong first impression"


"Yeah. Yeah and so does your nice looking face, ginger"

"Shut up, ya prick", she shoved you and you shoved her back.


"Alright! Alright...We're meeting people...Hi there blondie!", you greeted the stranger. He was still kind of thrown off by your sudden moodswing.


"Uh...yeah"

"...Name please?"

"Matt. You two?"

You point to yourself, "(name)" then Nana. "Nana. Nana and I just met two non-prissy neighbors"

"...I'm not sure who the fuck Al just met"


"Watch your mouth!", Oliver declared.


"Your dad doesn't let you curse?"

"That's not my dad", Matt told you.


"...So you both have the same mom and he's ya step-dad?"

"Yes and no. We don't live with our mom"

You and Nana looked at each other then at the two of then, then your hands. "Ok. Let me get this straight", Nana spoke. "You're brothers. That's Al dad but not yours. You have the same mom but you don't live with your mom...So you're living with Al's dad who is no relation to you"


"Yes"

"But where's your dad?", you questioned.


"He lives here too"

"O-oh god! Did you guys just do this to screw with our heads?! So your dad is no relation to Al and Al's none to you but your dad and his dad bought this house and your bo- Ohhhhh!! Nevermind! I think I got it"

"Then explain it to me! I don't get sh-...any of it", she corrected herself.


You leaned over to whisper in her ear, "I think their dad's are gay for each other"

"Oooohhhh!!! That makes all the sense", she agreed. "Then where's your dad?"

"He's out a lot. I don't know", he shrugged.


Nana's phone began vibrating in her pocket. When she took it out, you leaned over her shoulder and saw that it was a text from her dad. "Aye. We gotta get outta here", Nana claimed.


"What for?", Al wondered.


"My dad's calling us"

"You two are sisters?"

"Pretty much!", you declared and threw your arm over Nana's shoulders. "Anyway! We gotta get going! See you two later!" With that, you and Nana both left.


When you and Nana made it home, you were greeted by a familiar blonde man who you didn't get to see often. "Uncle Flavio!", Nana went and hugged him. "How ya been?"

"Nana. I really wish you'd let me do something with your hair one of these days", he combed through it with his fingers.


"It's not that bad!"

"It looks god awful!" Nana swatted at his hands til he gave up. "Fine! Fine! Hey (name)! How's my favorite little niece?"

"I'm not your niece though", you reminded as he pets your hair.


"You pretty much are"


"Geez. Why does everyone like talking to my friends? Really. She's not that interesting"

"Nana!", her dad came to the front room and called to her. 


"Hey dad!"

"Where were you?"

"Oh. Me and (name) went checking out the new neighbors. They got kids our age"


"Yeah? What they like?", he questioned the two of you. 


Nana and her dad didn't really look too much a like. Besides her tan skin, she didn't really get too many of his physical traits. You probably wouldn't even guess that she was his daughter just by looking at them together. Her eyes were green, his were a red color. She had red hair and so did he but hers looked more of an orange than red and his was a very dark shade of the color and he had this strange piece of hair to the side that was curled. You never asked about it but you sure as hell wondered about it.


"They seemed pretty cool. A blonde and a dark redhead like you, dad. They didn't seem like pricks so me and (name) decided to talk to them for more than ten seconds. (name) got all hyped out on a cupcake though and started making us look as sweet as kids in a chocolate store"


He thumped your head. "Lay off the candy, will ya?"

"My bad, Luciano", you rubbed your head. Luciano didn't really like being called dad. He always wanted his kids to just call him by his name but Nancy was a girl and she never caught on to that, so he just dealt with it. You on the other hand, was like his second daughter so he made sure you called him Luciano.



~Next Monday!~



You spent the whole weekend at Nancy's house, helping her dad host parties and what not when he was home and being loud in the house when he wasn't but today, you had school. After you both were dressed, you went to the bus stop together, where you saw your two new friends. "Oh look! It's Ally and Matt!", Nana pointed to them.


"Why the hell do I have to be Ally and he just gets to be Matt?"

"Cause you're more fun to mess with sweetie", Nana cleared up then punched him.


You hit Matt on the back. "How's it going Matt?"

"Eh"

"...You seriously do not talk much, huh?" He didn't answer you. You pouted then got closer to his face. You poked at his cheeks as you stared into his dark sunglasses. "Hello?" He swatted your hand away then you laughed. "Aww. Come on. Say hi to me"


"Move", he pushed you back a little but you were persistent.


"Wrong words, baby. Say hi to me"

"You got problems, don't you?"

"Wouldn't you like to know. Say hi", you leaned your head on his shoulder. "Say hi. Say hi (name). Come on. You know you wanna say hi to me. Say hey" He pushed you by your arm again so you started circling him. "Say hi. Come on. I'd say hi to you. See watch. Hi Matt! See? Say hi to me. Come on. I'll just keep messing with you til you do. You wanna say hi. Just say it"


He stopped you from circling him by grabbed you by your shoulders. "....Hi (name)"

"Thank you! That's all I wanted!" You noticed him laugh a bit under his breath. "Oh wow. You laugh. How cool. I'll make sure you say hi to me everyday"


The bus pulled in. You locked your arm around his then boarded the bus. When getting on, you noticed that it looked like some people were already in the far back seats. You wanted to sit there. "You four", you pointed to them. "Up"


They moved just as quickly as you spoke. No one, not even the driver said anything as you and your group went to the seat. "We're totally fucking cool like that. You two might wanna stay close to us", Nana triumphantly crossed her arms.


"I'd say you're kinda cool, doll. Not as cool as me but still", Al tossed his arm around Nana.


You looked at them then back at Matt who was sitting next to you. He didn't really seem interested in a lot of things. You thought he probably wasn't even mean or anything. He was just quiet and had to follow around his flirting, dick of a brother. Yeah, that's what's you concluded with yourself. You nodded in agreeance with you.


When you all arrived at the school, you kind of just left the group to go to your locker. They were starting to bore you with Al and Nana flirting and Matt not saying anything to you. You really had to work hard to get him to talk and you were lazy today. You kind of let Nana do as she wanted today. Like most double dates, you felt as if Nana just asked to meet Al's brother just to have someone to keep you occupied with, or vice versa with Al. Either way, you didn't feel like being bored for her.


While on your way to lunch you notice one of the cool dudes at your school, talking to his friends and looking towards Matt who was on his way to the lunch room as well. You knew that these particular group of boys liked to talk shit to new kids as if they were actually somebody. You and Nana kicked their ass when they tried that 'you two gonna be our bitches' thing and shut that whole operation flat down. You were curious to see though what a quiet boy like Matt was gonna do. He looked intimidating but you didn't buy that.


Two of the four boys got in front of him and you got closer to hear what they were saying but to not be seen. "Sup there newbie", one of the four popular assholes said to him. He didn't say anything back. They didn't seem to care for his silence. "Hey, you litt-"

Matt pushed the rambling boy out of his way by his face then proceeded walking. One of the four grabbed one of his shoulders. Quickly reacting, Matt punched the boy so hard that he fell straight down after. You jump a bit from the suddenness of it and cover your mouth with one of your hands. Luckily the show wasn't over! Matt kicked the boy til he flipped onto his stomach. He stepped on his back then yanked his arm upwards til the boy started yelling in pain. You couldn't help it and broke out into laughter, causing you to be noticed. "You fucks can't pick a fight for shit! How do you get beat up in a fight you started?!"


"O-oh god, it's (name)!", one of the untouched four stated.


You kicked him in his knees. "That's for not doing shit while the other's getting stomped on" You tripped him so he'd fall head first on the floor. "Sorry...Do you mind, Matt?"

"Not really"

"Cool!", you stepped on the boys back then pulled his arm up as well. "It looked so fun. Say sorry, stupid!"

"A-ah! Sorry!"

"Now...Say you like ponies!"

"W-what?!"

"Say it!! Then tell Felix that you wanna ride his pony! Do it! Do it now! You think I'm joking?! If I see Felix and he's not totally OMGing and telling me about it by the end of school, I'll find you again and rape you with a stick I found in his backyard!!"

"O-ok! Ok! I-I like ponies!"

"Yeah...damn right you do. I was bored today. Matt, pass me the other boy", you requested.


He shrugged then moved to the fourth, panicking, unharmed boy. He pushed him towards you where you grabbed his arm with your free hand. "O-oh god!! Please!!"

"I wish Nana was here...she would have said some cussy stuff", you muttered to yourself.


"P-please lord, let her let me go!", the fourth boy pleaded.


"Shut the fuck up and stop bitching. She didn't even touch you yet" You smiled up at him. "What?"

"Oh nothing Matt. Just thinking how we're probably both gonna get suspended for this...But it's worth it!"


Later that day, you and Matt were sitting in the principal's office while the boys were at the nurse's. The principal decided to ask you first what happened. "One of those bastards slapped my ass so I broke him like the strong woman I am!", you claimed and crossed your arms. Since your principal was a lady, you felt she would side with you if you confidently stuck with your story, no matter what the others said. "Matt came to help cause they ganged up on me!"

"...Yeah", he agreed with you.


"Oh. Well then, I understand your outburst (name) but violence is still never the way to solve things. I'll give you both two days of detention"

"I find that far, ma'am. Thank you", you stood from your seat then took Matt's hand and led him out. "You're welcome"

"You know just what to say to get people on your side, huh?"

"Pretty much! I'm so badass yet calm and decisive when I need to be"


"Oh yeah. I wanted to give you something"

You titled your head to the side. "...You did?"


He nods then takes you with him to get his bookbag. He digs through it for awhile then holds out a large round, multicolored lolipop towards you. Your eyes got big looking at it. "Oh my goodness! It looks so yummy! I can have it?! I can have it?!" He puts it back in his bag. "You son of a bitch! I thought you said it was mine?!" He took it back out. "Yeeeee!!", you clapped and jumped around. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Please!"


"What's with you and sweets?"

"I wuv sweets so much! They're so cool!" He hides it back in his bag. You clear your throat. "I-it's a weird complex of mine. I got a soft spot for candy for some damn reason...It's a weakness no one knows but me, Nana, her family, and my mom" He began laughing which caught you off guard. "S-stop laughing at it!" He laughed harder which made you mad. "Come on!...Stop!!...I'm gonna miss the bus, fucking around with you!" You started stomping off.


"But don't you want the candy?", he teased. You stopped. You really wanted that candy he had. He got behind you then waved the candy in your face. "You want it?"

"I-I want it! I want it! Gimme!", you whined.


"You sound five"

"It's not my fault! Stop teasing and give it!"

"Aye! You two being sexual?!", you heard the familiar Italian accent. You hit your face as you see Nana approaching with a smirk on her face and being followed by Al. "Ooohh. Look at that. He found your sweet spot"

"S-shut up!! I just want the candy!", you hug his arm that was holding the lolipop. "L-let me have it! Pretty please!"


He moved his free arm around your waist and brought you closer to him. You blush lightly from this but still mostly focused on the lolipop. He moved it close to your lips then leaned over and kissed your neck. "I-I...I don't know if I want this or the candy more..."



~Just for fun/ extended ending. Two months later!~



It seems Luciano didn't quite approve of Al being Nana's boyfriend, since every time he saw him, he tried to kill him. Literally. Al probably didn't make it too much better with his back talking. You kind of thought he really took the cake when he told him, 'That's why I fucked your daughter on your couch while you weren't home' That, you thought personally, really put Luciano's hate levels for him, to the killing point. Nana's mom really liked him though for some reason. You didn't know why.


With Matt, he was somewhat ok with. Since you didn't have a dad at home, Luciano kind of acted as yours. Especially when it came to boys. He found Matt ok since he didn't talk too much like his brother but he still didn't quite like him. Your mom loved him though. When she met him she talked for like twenty minutes about how she thought you were gonna die alone as a street thug with no husband and like five cats and more candy than money. You were so embarrassed as he laughed and joked with her the whole time. It was very uncomfortable for you. She also thought Al was pretty alright which you could not understand for the life of you. Especially after she overheard him telling a detailed story about a threesome he had in junior high school...Al was very weird to you.


Right now, the four of you were over Al and Matt's house, sitting on the couch, watching tv. Oliver made you a parade of sweets that you happily enjoyed as if it was your birthday. You were like a giddy little kid on Christmas with all that sugar. "My god. Why does your dad always give her so much sugar when we come over here?", Nana complained.


"He likes it when people eat his cooking"

"Yay! I'm glad he's so awesome at baking! I'm in heaven right now~!"


"Made you cookies dear!", Oliver entered into the living room with a plate of cookies. They all looked to be different flavors.


You looked at them with joyful tears threatening your eyes. "Daddy!", you yelled and attached yourself to him. "I love you so much"


"I always wanted a daughter!", he bubbled as Matt was trying to pull you off of him.


"(name)! Let go! Down!"


"N-no! Just a little longer! I love this pink haired baker!"

"You're gonna get fat eating all that sugar everyday", Nana hinted at.


You immediately let go with a depressed look on your face as you poke at your stomach. "Hmm"


"Wow. It worked"


"(name), you're not gonna get fat", Matt tried to assure you.


"I'm gonna get fat", you denied. "Hmm....I have to work off the extra weight..." Matt picked you up then headed off towards the stairs. "Wah! Where are we going?!"

"Working off your weight. We'll just have to do this every time you eat more than three sweets"

"Yay!! I get to eat more sweets!", you cheered. 

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Comments: 302

Zanemau1Lover [2017-01-30 06:14:42 +0000 UTC]

'He nods then takes you with him to get his bookbag.
He digs through it for awhile then holds out a large round, multicolored lolipop towards you. Your eyes got big looking at it. "Oh my goodness! It looks so yummy! I can have it?! I can have it?!"
He puts it back in his bag. "You son of a bitch! I thought you said it was mine?!"
He took it back out. "Yeeeee!!", you clapped and jumped around. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Please!"'

Lmao I love the fact that (Y/N)'s personality changed depending on whether or not she got the candy xD

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SpirtraReaper [2016-12-24 03:17:11 +0000 UTC]

Every 3 sweet.... like one after another kind of deal. Wateva... this actually made me smile

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CanadaMadelineWillam [2016-11-21 07:05:07 +0000 UTC]

That was great 

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Musiclover1001 [2016-10-07 06:20:50 +0000 UTC]

This legit sounds like me when my friends and I hang out and one of them brings candy. XD

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samicat224 [2016-08-01 16:53:55 +0000 UTC]

i wish that how all of relationships worked   

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EmilyTheAnimeOtaku [2016-06-25 00:47:39 +0000 UTC]

she thought you were gonna die alone as a street thug with no husband and like five cats and more candy than money
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This is probably how my Mum thinks of my future

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DerpyNamia [2016-05-08 14:47:13 +0000 UTC]

so every time she eats sweets she has sex.......PERFECT!!!!!!

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bunnylover658 [2016-03-30 09:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Bravo.....just thank you it's like you know me

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nordicsforlife2019 [2015-12-13 04:04:28 +0000 UTC]

sweets  I love sugar

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FionaLina [2015-10-16 17:50:37 +0000 UTC]

omfg so damn funny XD   

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Mistpaw89 [2015-08-28 02:04:37 +0000 UTC]

That's my weakness to except mine is all food!

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iStealUrCandy [2015-08-19 04:43:21 +0000 UTC]

"Made you cookies dear!", Oliver entered into the living room with a plate of cookies. They all looked to be different flavors.


You looked at them with joyful tears threatening your eyes. "Daddy!", you yelled and attached yourself to him. "I love you so much"


"I always wanted a daughter!", he bubbled as Matt was trying to pull you off of him.


"(name)! Let go! Down!"


//laughing to fucking death

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Aircakes In reply to iStealUrCandy [2016-03-07 23:32:58 +0000 UTC]

ME 24/7 365

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Othelle [2015-07-10 04:11:28 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me of this one time somebody asked me if I had a sweet tooth...

Bitch, every one of my teeth is a sweet tooth!

XD What did I just write?!
But I wish I had Oliver as a dad! Cupcakes for dinner, everyday! Lol
This was awesome! I forgot it was a 2p!Canada x Reader until the kind of endish part. Whoops XD

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LilianVantas [2015-06-29 09:08:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I don't think 'that' way of working off weight will work.

It'll probably just make it even worse in 9 month's time.

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AmunetofSANITY In reply to LilianVantas [2016-06-10 03:44:55 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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eriko-neko In reply to LilianVantas [2015-07-07 04:43:22 +0000 UTC]

I get it ewe

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Meowhug17 In reply to LilianVantas [2015-07-07 02:53:14 +0000 UTC]

When I read this I burst into laughter and my brother, who for some odd reason was a ninja and snuck into my room, read this over my shoulder and shook his head and mumbled about being the only sane one in the family.

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AmunetofSANITY In reply to Meowhug17 [2016-06-10 03:44:46 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao I'm too ninja for him to do that I can sense when people are near me but I proudly parade my weirdness

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Bunnygoblin [2015-06-18 16:06:57 +0000 UTC]

I wish Oliver was my dad.

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EasternAsuik [2015-05-29 03:32:39 +0000 UTC]

"Aye! You two being sexual?!", you heard the familiar Italian accent. You hit your face as you see Nana approaching with a smirk on her face and being followed by Al. "Ooohh. Look at that. He found your sweet spot"

"S-shut up!! I just want the candy!", you hug his arm that was holding the lolipop. "L-let me have it! Pretty please!"

I Literally Lost It There
I Once Tackled And Wrestled My Older Cousin For Some Chocolate
I Got Half Of It And Was Strangely Happy For The Rest Of The Day
...Like This Kinda  

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damnkittyb In reply to EasternAsuik [2016-02-03 22:07:53 +0000 UTC]

Did you win, was that why you were happy?

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TheRPFreak [2015-05-27 04:12:46 +0000 UTC]

Best ending. *Pokes stomach* Hmm. 

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bree25 [2015-05-01 23:22:49 +0000 UTC]

yo should make a part 2

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Whybot221 [2015-04-10 09:44:48 +0000 UTC]

You broke my laugh box...so thanks

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eriko-neko In reply to Whybot221 [2015-04-11 20:37:53 +0000 UTC]

Any time, dear~!

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Whybot221 In reply to eriko-neko [2015-04-12 05:04:23 +0000 UTC]

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iloveleviackerman200 [2015-04-01 17:45:24 +0000 UTC]

Dawwwww you kno me so well candy is my weakness XD

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CryslatBubblegumGall [2015-04-01 00:35:55 +0000 UTC]

I really do have a soft spot for sweets ;-; People (friends) do stuff like this to me and tease me >w< It's a really cute story!

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murrayb [2015-03-21 00:24:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG! About to have sex and all I care about is candy....

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RoseMaylieGottschalk [2015-01-10 01:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Sweets = Sugar (In A Plastic Bag) = Crack (Powder And Plastic Bag)

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geekgal123 [2015-01-02 07:51:48 +0000 UTC]

Plz plzplzpl make a lemon part 2

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DarkAngelLala [2014-11-21 00:36:50 +0000 UTC]

THE CANDY MAN! the CANDY!!! oh ps. good story :3

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LuckRose [2014-11-19 00:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.



I loved this....so much...

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Honnycal [2014-11-17 22:35:07 +0000 UTC]

This is the sweetest thing I have ever read in my time reading fanfictions ;0; also great story and pacing! Bravo to you ouo

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Xavrell [2014-08-25 20:25:36 +0000 UTC]

I have literally beaten up my brothers over a  small crushed peice of chocolate...
NO REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MistresDeathofkings [2014-08-06 05:23:42 +0000 UTC]

So my "work out" routine wait's for me in one of the bedrooms with Matt.... I am totally okay with this!!!!!

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A-NonnyMouseFangirl [2014-07-25 14:24:11 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOSH HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?! STALKER!!!

...Just kidding XD I'm not that strong, unfortunately. *sigh*. But SWEETS~

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vampcute [2014-07-16 20:20:05 +0000 UTC]

SWEETS~
I personally like sweets (but not as much as Reader-chan though)
but I make sure to excersice  everyday ^^

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khlover-san [2014-07-02 07:31:31 +0000 UTC]

I actually do have a sugar complex, and I did once cuss out my friend for takeing my candy then when she gave it back I was super happy great work

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Iggy-Chans-Girl In reply to khlover-san [2014-07-12 06:59:14 +0000 UTC]

I haz 1 myself...
My brother took all of my candy out of my easter basket this year...
I hid his favorite baseball mit for a month...

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khlover-san In reply to Iggy-Chans-Girl [2014-07-12 07:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Nice ^^That is a very good example why you don't mess with candy based people it will never end well for them for us it's simply revenge

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Iggy-Chans-Girl In reply to khlover-san [2014-07-12 18:28:47 +0000 UTC]

IKR?! The worst part is the fact that he needed that baseball mit the next day for a game! XD

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khlover-san In reply to Iggy-Chans-Girl [2014-07-12 20:14:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! I would give it back......Then hide something else from him

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Iggy-Chans-Girl In reply to khlover-san [2014-07-13 00:59:10 +0000 UTC]

Nah. Then he would know i was hiding his stuff! XD

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khlover-san In reply to Iggy-Chans-Girl [2014-07-13 03:33:11 +0000 UTC]

Haha my sister always thinks its my brother ^^With my friends I won't give it back till they give me the candy :3

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Iggy-Chans-Girl In reply to khlover-san [2014-07-13 21:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha nice!

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khlover-san In reply to Iggy-Chans-Girl [2014-07-14 03:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Yup my evil runs deep....only if candy is involved

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Iggy-Chans-Girl In reply to khlover-san [2014-07-14 15:20:47 +0000 UTC]

Al: *sneaks off with candy basket*
Me: H**L NO YOU LITTLE S**T!!!
Al: *runs away screaming*

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khlover-san In reply to Iggy-Chans-Girl [2014-07-14 19:15:36 +0000 UTC]

me: well at least I wasn't my candy ^^ also Gilbert if you value your life you put back all the candy you are stealing *evil arua*

Gil: h-how d-did y-you k-know 

me: I was train to be a ninja and im part cat  

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