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Cano210 [2018-12-01 23:28:47 +0000 UTC]

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Wanna Sprite cranberry?

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TheAmazingCornbot [2018-12-01 21:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Woke up this morning in a rap song video
Can you help me with my hip-hop ditty, yo?
Well, Coach Z, that all depends
Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens ?
I'm sorry, did you just say waughmp waughmp ?
That's right, and you know what that means!
I don't!
Things are about to get... bulbous

[Hook: Together]
Waughmp waughmp
I bought a fisheye lens
And made a rap video with a couple of friends
It goes "waughmp waughmp"
All the ladies and mens
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

[Verse 1]
Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding
Check out how cool my rap points look!
With a fisheye lens, you don't need to know how to rap or skateboard or do anything well!

Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up
My kicks look huge  and my crew looks tough
We got bulbous hands
And bulbous feet
Now turn your back to the camera
Shake those bulbous cheeks!

Oh, look at that! I've got a considerable rear shelf!
That makes me uncomfortable!

[Hook]
Waughmp waughmp
I bought a fisheye lens
And made a rap video with a couple of friends
It goes "waughmp waughmp"
All the ladies and mens
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

[Verse 2]
And once you use a fisheye, you just can't stop
It used to be kind of expensive but then the price dropped

I jumped in slow motion
Off the curb
Without a skateboard
That should look absurd
But with my fisheye lens, hey
Haven't you heard?
I got the moves so smooth make your mom say
(Those are some exceptionally smooth moves)

[Verse 3]
Coach Z!
SB!
Whatchu got for me?
I got the
F-I-S-H-E-Y-E lens
Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends
And make amends in my Benz with a fish eye lens

[Hook]
Waughmp waughmp
I bought a fisheye lens
And made a rap video with a couple of friends
It goes "waughmp waughmp"
All the ladies and mens
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

[Outro]
Man, Fisheye Lens, I bet you can even make lame stuff look cool!
Yeah yeah!
What about tax papers?
Oh, look at how cool those papes look!
How about a pair of tan pants?
Ohh!
Somebody say country dish towel?
Country dish towel!
[Homestar Runner]
Ahem, I have an idea of what we could try
What happens when you point it at a real fish eye?

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Croconaw15 [2018-12-01 20:44:54 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait for fishmas!

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