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check out our story at [link] its called "Our Screwed Up Lives"

Purple inu youkai=Whitney
blonde hair neko youkai=Harley
It shouldn't be this easy to make fun of Sessh .. no matter how much I love him!!

Meanwhile, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were hiding in a...strange place. So they were able to overhear the girl's conversation, they had hidden among the fake palm trees, their heads disguised as coconuts. Of course it was Inuyasha's idea, and Sesshomaru was becoming angry after realizing his head was stuck in a fake coconut. The brothers had no time to react to the cousin's words, for the next thing heard was...

"Whitney, since when do coconuts have dog ears?" Harley tilted her head in thought.

"I dunno, but that palm tree has a tail..." Whitney stared in awe.

Back with the guys, Sesshomaru was becoming extremely angry that his head was stuck in a plastic coconut. Inuyasha had cracked up in laughter at the sight of Sesshomaru banging his head against a palm tree to get the offending coconut off. Inuyasha's had already fallen off, but he didn't realize the girls were watching them. Sesshomaru suddenly whipped around, grabbing Inuyasha by the hair on the side of his face.

"Geh di thhn off eh theh Seshomoo!" He screamed from inside the coconut.

"What?" Inuyasha asked in confusion.

"GRRRRRR!" Sesshomaru started running around in circles, and accidentally fell into the pool.

"WAIT! You'll give away our cover!" Inuyasha yelled, jumping in after the coconut-clad inu youkai.

"It's too late for that!" Harley hissed. Inuyasha noticed that they noticed them, and forgot all about his brother, who was drowning in the coconut.

"Shouldn't you be helping him!" Whitney said anxiously. Inuyasha spun around and saw Sesshomaru splashing around helplessly. Unfortunately, the fake coconut that was imprisoning him had three holes in it, and it was filling with water.

"GAH!" Inuyasha hurried over to his brother, grabbing the coconut and pulling with all his might.

"Use Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!" Harley instructed, Inuyasha nodded, pulling his arm back in readiment.

"NO! Don't!" Sesshomaru called at the top of his lungs.

"You'll chop his head off!" Whitney screamed. She grabbed his head protectively, and only ended up drowning him more.

"Well, at least it would get rid of the coconut..." Inuyasha mentioned.

"Heyo! Ower ere!" Sesshomaru splashed indignantly, beating his fist against his head.

"Okay, Inuyasha, you grab the coconut, Harley, you grab Inuyasha, and I'll grab Sesshomaru!" Whitney said in determination.

"Ya know, if this wasn't such a dire situation, that would sound sooooo wrong..." Inuyasha remarked with a raised eyebrow.

"Just grab the god-damned coconut!" Harley yelled. Inuyasha did as he was instructed. Harley pulled at his waist, and Whitney tugged on Sesshomaru's trying to avoid the soggy tail that kept hitting her in the face.

"On three!" Harley yelled.

"One..." Inuyasha started.

"Two..." Whitney continued.

"Tweee!" Sesshomaru yelled impatiently.

Harley, Whitney, and Inuyasha pulled with all their strength, sadly, all their strength could not defeat a coconut. Whitney felt Sesshomaru's body go limp.

"AH! He's dead you guys, he's dead!" Whitney screamed, dropping him. He started floating towards the bottom of the pool. "Eww, I don't wanna touch him!" Whitney exclaimed.

Inuyasha grabbed him by the shirt before he reached the bottom. (Aw, he really does love his brother) "Mom'll kill me if I let you die!" (Okay, maybe not)

"Maybe we should get him out of the water!" Harley suggested, tugging on his tail in an attempt to help bring him to shore.

"Yeah, good idea!" Inuyasha yelled.

When they finally dragged him onto the hard concrete and flipped him over, they realized that his heart wasn't beating.

"Someone's gonna have to give him mouth-to-mouth!" Inuyasha said, looking around at the others.

"You do it! You're his brother!" Harley exclaimed.

"EW! NO! I'm not kissing my brother!" Inuyasha backed away with his hands held out before him.

"Whitney, he's your boyfriend!" Harley yelled. Whitney took a deep breath.

"Okay, fine." She had bent halfway down before she noticed something...he still had the coconut on!

"AH! How can we compete with this evil coconut!" Harley exclaimed, noticing the fruit on Sesshomaru's head.

"Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!" Inuyasha yelled before anyone could stop him. Surprisingly, it worked, and the coconut flew off, along with...

"AGH! You cut Sesshomaru's ear off!" Whitney screamed in terror.

"Oh well, now do your stuff Whitney!" Inuyasha shrugged off the fact that he had just handicapped his elder brother. Whitney glared at him before applying mouth-to-mouth on her crush. It took several tries, but Sesshomaru finally woke up.

"AGH! I'm going to kill you Inuyasha!" Were his first words. Inuyasha darted around the pool, with Sesshomaru in chase.

"Sorry! Don't worry you won't miss that ear!" Inuyasha yelled frantically.

"My...ear...?" Sesshomaru froze. "What...did...you...do...to...me?" Sesshomaru said, his eyes wide.

"Heh, heh." Inuyasha laughed nervously.

"He cut it off! He's such a clutzy bastard!" Whitney cried, holding up Sesshomaru's right ear.

"Grrrr..." Sesshomaru snarled, and attacked Inuyasha. The two were scuffling and rolling around when Harley noticed something.

"Umm, Whitney, that's not Sesshomaru's ear." Harley pointed out.

"Heh?" Whitney asked, looking down. In fact, Harley was right, it was just a bit of the inside of the coconut. "Oh..."

remeber check out our story at [link]

Description
check out our story at [link] its called "Our Screwed Up Lives"

Purple inu youkai=Whitney
blonde hair neko youkai=Harley
It shouldn't be this easy to make fun of Sessh .. no matter how much I love him!!

Meanwhile, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were hiding in a...strange place. So they were able to overhear the girl's conversation, they had hidden among the fake palm trees, their heads disguised as coconuts. Of course it was Inuyasha's idea, and Sesshomaru was becoming angry after realizing his head was stuck in a fake coconut. The brothers had no time to react to the cousin's words, for the next thing heard was...

"Whitney, since when do coconuts have dog ears?" Harley tilted her head in thought.

"I dunno, but that palm tree has a tail..." Whitney stared in awe.

Back with the guys, Sesshomaru was becoming extremely angry that his head was stuck in a plastic coconut. Inuyasha had cracked up in laughter at the sight of Sesshomaru banging his head against a palm tree to get the offending coconut off. Inuyasha's had already fallen off, but he didn't realize the girls were watching them. Sesshomaru suddenly whipped around, grabbing Inuyasha by the hair on the side of his face.

"Geh di thhn off eh theh Seshomoo!" He screamed from inside the coconut.

"What?" Inuyasha asked in confusion.

"GRRRRRR!" Sesshomaru started running around in circles, and accidentally fell into the pool.

"WAIT! You'll give away our cover!" Inuyasha yelled, jumping in after the coconut-clad inu youkai.

"It's too late for that!" Harley hissed. Inuyasha noticed that they noticed them, and forgot all about his brother, who was drowning in the coconut.

"Shouldn't you be helping him!" Whitney said anxiously. Inuyasha spun around and saw Sesshomaru splashing around helplessly. Unfortunately, the fake coconut that was imprisoning him had three holes in it, and it was filling with water.

"GAH!" Inuyasha hurried over to his brother, grabbing the coconut and pulling with all his might.

"Use Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!" Harley instructed, Inuyasha nodded, pulling his arm back in readiment.

"NO! Don't!" Sesshomaru called at the top of his lungs.

"You'll chop his head off!" Whitney screamed. She grabbed his head protectively, and only ended up drowning him more.

"Well, at least it would get rid of the coconut..." Inuyasha mentioned.

"Heyo! Ower ere!" Sesshomaru splashed indignantly, beating his fist against his head.

"Okay, Inuyasha, you grab the coconut, Harley, you grab Inuyasha, and I'll grab Sesshomaru!" Whitney said in determination.

"Ya know, if this wasn't such a dire situation, that would sound sooooo wrong..." Inuyasha remarked with a raised eyebrow.

"Just grab the god-damned coconut!" Harley yelled. Inuyasha did as he was instructed. Harley pulled at his waist, and Whitney tugged on Sesshomaru's trying to avoid the soggy tail that kept hitting her in the face.

"On three!" Harley yelled.

"One..." Inuyasha started.

"Two..." Whitney continued.

"Tweee!" Sesshomaru yelled impatiently.

Harley, Whitney, and Inuyasha pulled with all their strength, sadly, all their strength could not defeat a coconut. Whitney felt Sesshomaru's body go limp.

"AH! He's dead you guys, he's dead!" Whitney screamed, dropping him. He started floating towards the bottom of the pool. "Eww, I don't wanna touch him!" Whitney exclaimed.

Inuyasha grabbed him by the shirt before he reached the bottom. (Aw, he really does love his brother) "Mom'll kill me if I let you die!" (Okay, maybe not)

"Maybe we should get him out of the water!" Harley suggested, tugging on his tail in an attempt to help bring him to shore.

"Yeah, good idea!" Inuyasha yelled.

When they finally dragged him onto the hard concrete and flipped him over, they realized that his heart wasn't beating.

"Someone's gonna have to give him mouth-to-mouth!" Inuyasha said, looking around at the others.

"You do it! You're his brother!" Harley exclaimed.

"EW! NO! I'm not kissing my brother!" Inuyasha backed away with his hands held out before him.

"Whitney, he's your boyfriend!" Harley yelled. Whitney took a deep breath.

"Okay, fine." She had bent halfway down before she noticed something...he still had the coconut on!

"AH! How can we compete with this evil coconut!" Harley exclaimed, noticing the fruit on Sesshomaru's head.

"Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!" Inuyasha yelled before anyone could stop him. Surprisingly, it worked, and the coconut flew off, along with...

"AGH! You cut Sesshomaru's ear off!" Whitney screamed in terror.

"Oh well, now do your stuff Whitney!" Inuyasha shrugged off the fact that he had just handicapped his elder brother. Whitney glared at him before applying mouth-to-mouth on her crush. It took several tries, but Sesshomaru finally woke up.

"AGH! I'm going to kill you Inuyasha!" Were his first words. Inuyasha darted around the pool, with Sesshomaru in chase.

"Sorry! Don't worry you won't miss that ear!" Inuyasha yelled frantically.

"My...ear...?" Sesshomaru froze. "What...did...you...do...to...me?" Sesshomaru said, his eyes wide.

"Heh, heh." Inuyasha laughed nervously.

"He cut it off! He's such a clutzy bastard!" Whitney cried, holding up Sesshomaru's right ear.

"Grrrr..." Sesshomaru snarled, and attacked Inuyasha. The two were scuffling and rolling around when Harley noticed something.

"Umm, Whitney, that's not Sesshomaru's ear." Harley pointed out.

"Heh?" Whitney asked, looking down. In fact, Harley was right, it was just a bit of the inside of the coconut. "Oh..."

remeber check out our story at [link]