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A character profile for

Name: Whoopee Cap Bernard

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Height: 6'3" string bean

Species: Human

Rank: Neutral

Weapon: Not much of a fighter, but pretty handy with a spatula. He's been taking classes in Krav Maga, though he's still, like, a yellow belt.

Personality: Whoopee's personality is in rather stark contrast to his name, being a fairly low-energy, irritable sort of person. He's the sort that would rather be left to his own devices and do things as he sees fit, rather than interact with a ton of people. He typically doesn't make friends unless he's forced to interact with someone on a regular basis, and even then, in most circumstances, it can be hard to tell if he does consider you a friend, considering he generally treats everyone as intellectually and culturally inferior. You'll know he considers you a friend, though, when he tears into anyone that so much as gives you an off-hand stink-eye.

Bio: Whoopee lead a fairly average childhood, insofar as any child can have growing up in Daten. While most of his peers seemed to relish the divine light-shows and epic battles with ghosts that seemed to rock the streets on a weekly basis, Whoopee instead developed an aversion to such things, instead finding refuge in libraries (when they weren't under attack by ghostly librarians), parks (when they weren't under attack by giant ghostly bears), and generally any quiet space he could spend in solitude (when they weren't- you know what, you get the point).

Whoopee developed an interest in the stars, and space as a whole, as well as a bit of a superiority complex, as he had trouble understanding how anyone could ENJOY watching the city get ransacked so regularly. He began to seek out hobbies that would help him seem more "cultured" than his peers, and while some of them he genuinely did enjoy, most he just engaged in to keep up his fragile self-image. The one thing he enjoyed above all else was stargazing, however, and began setting out a career path to help him land a position in Daten City's own space program.

Of course, when it came time for him to start looking for work, he hardly got as far as an interview. "Unlikable", "Not a team player", and "Arrogant little twig" were a few popular phrases tossed at him. Eventually, he managed to catch a break at a vintage diner, Sweetie Shakes, where the owner decided to go out on a limb and put him behind the grill. As soon as he discovered he had a knack for making damn tasty burgers, he started making a pretty tidy paycheck for himself. Still, given the tacky pink uniform and the jukebox blaring near-constantly, he's more than ready to bail as soon as a better opportunity comes along. Any minute now... Aaaaaany minute now...

Likes:
-Reading
-Astronomy
-Painting
-Quiet
-Being left alone

Dislikes:
-His job
-His uniform
-Unruly customers
-Vintage music
-Excitement
-Crowds

Extra:
-Works with Scrunchie at Sweetie Shakes, though he doesn't quite share her enthusiasm for the place.
-He wouldn't admit it, but Scrunchie is basically his best friend, if only by default.
-Usually the one to handle unruly customers, and BOY does he lay into them.
-DO NOT play anything by Tom Jones near him. Ever. He's had to replace the juke-box out of pocket after a certain... incident.
-Squidward with a dash of Typical Internet Elitist.

Description
A character profile for

Name: Whoopee Cap Bernard

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Height: 6'3" string bean

Species: Human

Rank: Neutral

Weapon: Not much of a fighter, but pretty handy with a spatula. He's been taking classes in Krav Maga, though he's still, like, a yellow belt.

Personality: Whoopee's personality is in rather stark contrast to his name, being a fairly low-energy, irritable sort of person. He's the sort that would rather be left to his own devices and do things as he sees fit, rather than interact with a ton of people. He typically doesn't make friends unless he's forced to interact with someone on a regular basis, and even then, in most circumstances, it can be hard to tell if he does consider you a friend, considering he generally treats everyone as intellectually and culturally inferior. You'll know he considers you a friend, though, when he tears into anyone that so much as gives you an off-hand stink-eye.

Bio: Whoopee lead a fairly average childhood, insofar as any child can have growing up in Daten. While most of his peers seemed to relish the divine light-shows and epic battles with ghosts that seemed to rock the streets on a weekly basis, Whoopee instead developed an aversion to such things, instead finding refuge in libraries (when they weren't under attack by ghostly librarians), parks (when they weren't under attack by giant ghostly bears), and generally any quiet space he could spend in solitude (when they weren't- you know what, you get the point).

Whoopee developed an interest in the stars, and space as a whole, as well as a bit of a superiority complex, as he had trouble understanding how anyone could ENJOY watching the city get ransacked so regularly. He began to seek out hobbies that would help him seem more "cultured" than his peers, and while some of them he genuinely did enjoy, most he just engaged in to keep up his fragile self-image. The one thing he enjoyed above all else was stargazing, however, and began setting out a career path to help him land a position in Daten City's own space program.

Of course, when it came time for him to start looking for work, he hardly got as far as an interview. "Unlikable", "Not a team player", and "Arrogant little twig" were a few popular phrases tossed at him. Eventually, he managed to catch a break at a vintage diner, Sweetie Shakes, where the owner decided to go out on a limb and put him behind the grill. As soon as he discovered he had a knack for making damn tasty burgers, he started making a pretty tidy paycheck for himself. Still, given the tacky pink uniform and the jukebox blaring near-constantly, he's more than ready to bail as soon as a better opportunity comes along. Any minute now... Aaaaaany minute now...

Likes:
-Reading
-Astronomy
-Painting
-Quiet
-Being left alone

Dislikes:
-His job
-His uniform
-Unruly customers
-Vintage music
-Excitement
-Crowds

Extra:
-Works with Scrunchie at Sweetie Shakes, though he doesn't quite share her enthusiasm for the place.
-He wouldn't admit it, but Scrunchie is basically his best friend, if only by default.
-Usually the one to handle unruly customers, and BOY does he lay into them.
-DO NOT play anything by Tom Jones near him. Ever. He's had to replace the juke-box out of pocket after a certain... incident.
-Squidward with a dash of Typical Internet Elitist.