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Published: 2023-07-15 15:23:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 208; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Superhand and his bride were standing together at the altar when a robot priest appeared:
Superhand (off): All priests will be robots, and by our vows, instead of kissing to prove our loyalty as husband and wife... let's drink from a nice little bottle that we share together.
Martin: I hate to ask, but...
Superhand: Yes, my representative of Germany. I have set my wedding day on the same day that the black hole apocalypse is to take place.
Rest of the residents: WHAT?!
Suddenly, Superhand and his bride just stood there as everyone noticed that the sun had gone. Signals sounded, all the guests panicked and hid to safety. After that, lightning appeared:
Superhand (off): The storms will rise as everyone tries to escape the apocalypse. The north winds will blow, as will the south winds. Typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes and... SMOG!
Suddenly the sky had no more stars:
Superhand (off): And pretty soon...me and my bride will be the only survivors...and will go down in history as Adam and Eve of the 21st century.
