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Published: 2006-08-23 16:21:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 7431; Favourites: 87; Downloads: 14
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Havent had internet over the past week, so I've been gone. Also, everybody check out LASTPLACECOMICS.COM which is up and running! All your awe should be directed at webmaster Devin . enjoy
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Comments: 35

CkankuroC [2012-01-11 16:32:31 +0000 UTC]

omg... HES GENIUS!

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secondeinstein [2006-10-03 12:15:18 +0000 UTC]

you are a god.

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jester81 [2006-09-14 04:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Your character is nuts.

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Exzachly In reply to jester81 [2006-09-14 16:16:47 +0000 UTC]

pretty much

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Bikerverde [2006-08-30 02:22:17 +0000 UTC]

lol, who the hell would sell you a gun?

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Exzachly In reply to Bikerverde [2006-08-30 17:53:15 +0000 UTC]

dunno, the NRA?

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Bikerverde In reply to Exzachly [2006-08-31 05:34:32 +0000 UTC]

What do you mean you don't know!?! Either the NRA or some vendor must have sold you a gun! You didnt
just wake up one morrning with guns in your hand!

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Exzachly In reply to Bikerverde [2006-08-31 16:33:16 +0000 UTC]

strangely enough that's what happened. I woke up with two guns, 20 lbs of cocaine, a sheep, macaroni art, one jehova's witness, and the taste of rubber cement in my mouth... Your guess is as good as mine on that one buddy

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Bikerverde In reply to Exzachly [2006-09-02 05:31:48 +0000 UTC]

F!#$ their too may variables for me to work with!!! I keep getting images of you eating Rubber cement out of
the sheeps mouth while the Jehova's witness sits in the corner chocking him self and jerking it at the same time.But were the hell did the f!@#ing macaronie art and cocaine come from dammit!

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sakuramustDIE In reply to Bikerverde [2006-11-22 04:29:14 +0000 UTC]

...its obvious...public school kids were there but, left before he woke up because they stole his TV

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Bikerverde In reply to sakuramustDIE [2006-11-22 04:57:46 +0000 UTC]

That just raises more questions! lol

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sakuramustDIE In reply to Bikerverde [2006-11-22 05:07:57 +0000 UTC]

no it doesnt you see...what happened was the Jahovas whitnesses date rape drugged him AT his house, and since they were men of god, they didnt want him screaming so they used rubber cement on his tongue so that he couldnt use/move it. Then he found Zach's bong and stole a sheep from a traveling heard of them. And of course, public school kids, after buying guns followed the sheep because small children are drawn to animals. Then they smoked/snorted 10lbs of it and found Zach's emergency stash of edible glue and macaroni(in case toothy found him under his new assumed identity, Julio Galvernaz McChorbitzsonenrico VI) and made the art, then fell asleep, woke up the johavaz witness was still baked and sitting in the corner claiming a plant was secretly planning world domination. wiped the gun of prints(because they killed three people with it) and placed it in Zach's hands. Then stole his TV and ran out. then they came back in and wrote on Zach's face......DUUH!

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Bikerverde In reply to sakuramustDIE [2006-11-23 07:06:13 +0000 UTC]

....Wat the f!@# man, do you just sit around all day contimplaiting senarios involving Jahovas and date rape?

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sakuramustDIE In reply to Bikerverde [2006-11-23 08:43:02 +0000 UTC]

no, that was mostly just....improv

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mrpresidint [2006-08-27 21:46:08 +0000 UTC]

ha ah stuped

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Metalhead71 [2006-08-24 13:53:17 +0000 UTC]

lol now thats some classic Zach Cranor humor...if that is your name...no really I don't know, I'm just guessing.

I love your LASTPLACECOMICS.COM site too, its quick and easy to navigate and I still laugh going through the comics backwards, great style and art and extremely well put together. Even better then some popular comic sites I have seen. Keep up the good work.

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Exzachly In reply to Metalhead71 [2006-08-24 17:05:27 +0000 UTC]

Yup thats my name, fancy eh?

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Metalhead71 In reply to Exzachly [2006-08-24 21:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Cranor...is that spanish? for Death bringer?

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Exzachly In reply to Metalhead71 [2006-08-28 02:38:52 +0000 UTC]

it means death bringer in every language

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Metalhead71 In reply to Exzachly [2006-08-31 03:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Including the language of lame >.>

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Exzachly In reply to Metalhead71 [2006-08-31 16:34:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm fluent in lame too.

Hot enough for ya?! Working hard or hardly working!!

Translation: (See?)

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Metalhead71 In reply to Exzachly [2006-09-01 01:50:49 +0000 UTC]

I never really got how or why "Hot enough for ya?" became a phrase....

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marman44 [2006-08-24 05:57:03 +0000 UTC]

i dont really get it. how does someone waiting in line lead to a robber?

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Exzachly In reply to marman44 [2006-08-24 17:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... i dont know how to answer that. It doesnt. The point is the comic was leading you to expect one thing, but then another completely out-of-place thing happens instead.

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marman44 In reply to Exzachly [2006-08-25 02:30:43 +0000 UTC]

oh ok. i still think its pretty funny no matter if it makes sense or not but i was trying to figure it out yadadamean?

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YoyOmega1 [2006-08-23 20:34:05 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!...awsm

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Exzachly In reply to YoyOmega1 [2006-08-24 17:10:31 +0000 UTC]

: D

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Inkstud [2006-08-23 17:45:12 +0000 UTC]

Ha, this one's great. The site's looking lovely too.

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Exzachly In reply to Inkstud [2006-08-23 17:54:28 +0000 UTC]

why thank you sir

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vajinin-nas [2006-08-23 16:24:38 +0000 UTC]

funny. I'd pay a ton for a machine that did that too.

however, it seems like zach's idea works better.

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Exzachly In reply to vajinin-nas [2006-08-23 17:54:48 +0000 UTC]

*nod*

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vajinin-nas In reply to Exzachly [2006-08-23 20:02:27 +0000 UTC]

*nods back*

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HojoMcOjo [2006-08-23 16:24:08 +0000 UTC]

I can honestly say...Did not see that coming Great one!! *goes to check out site*

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Exzachly In reply to HojoMcOjo [2006-08-23 17:55:15 +0000 UTC]

tis a good site

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HojoMcOjo In reply to Exzachly [2006-08-23 18:53:02 +0000 UTC]

It is! I just saw it and it's really good. I like the movies

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