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This is my first fic, it's really short and supposed to be funny. Hope you like it! Also beware of OOCness.

Disclaimer: No I don't own Gundam Wing. *Mutters* But if I had my way. . .

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Duo: "Hello America!"

Wufei: "Duo, we're in Japan."

Duo: "Oh, right"

Duo: "Hello Japan!"

Wufei: "It's too late Duo! You screwed it up!"

Duo: "Well, it looks like some one took their grouch pills this morning."

Wufei: "Maxwell, I'm going to kill you!"

Duo: "AAAA!!!"

Quatre: "Um, Trowa would you?"

Trowa: "Yeah, Good after noon Japan. We have interrupted this regular T.V. program because . . . Heck, we know why, it's because Relena made us."

Quatre: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Any ways, we have a special announcement ~ "

Duo: "Hey people! I'm back!"

Wufei: "You mean we're back baka."

Trowa: "You guys are interrupting."

Wufei: "Okay then let's get this over with, our special announcement is . . . Hey, what is it Relena's forcing us to announce again?"

Quatre: "Wufei!"

Trowa: "I don't know, I never listen or read her speeches."

Quatre: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Quatre will you stop?"

Heero: "Give me the announcement."

Duo: "I thought you weren't going to say anything Heero."

Heero: "I wasn't, you guys are taking to long. Read the speech and get it over with."

Quatre: "Yes, please get on with it. I'm sure Relena took a long time to make this interesting announcement."

Duo: "Wait Quatre, weren't you the one who said 'let's hope this one doesn't last till the end of the millennium?"

Quatre: ~ Smack ~

Duo: "Ow!"

Quatre: ". . ."

Wufei: "Braided baka."

Trowa: "As I was saying, the special announcement sent out by Relena Peacecraft. Ahem. It is a wonderful event that has been waiting to happen for years, and now it is being let out to the public ~ "

Duo: "I've heard speeches from college professors more interesting than this. College Professors!"

Wufei: Heero: Quatre: "Shut up Duo!"

Duo: "Geez, fine. You don't have to bite my head off."

Trowa: " ~ A date has been set. Waiting for this day has been torturous to all. But things are falling in to place ~ "

Wufei: "Can we skip the babble? I mean really, who wants to hear this stuff?"

Trowa: "Don't worry I'm browsing."

Duo: "Thank God."

Trowa: "Um, okay. Here we go. And in conclusion I'm so proud to announce that Relena Peacecraft and Heero Yuy shall finally be married on the twenty- third of May."

Trowa, Quatre, Duo, Wufei: ". . ."

Heero: " . . . ! " ~Whump~

Quatre: ". . . Um, can we go to a commercial?"

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You gonna flame then be constructive, not insulting.

Description
This is my first fic, it's really short and supposed to be funny. Hope you like it! Also beware of OOCness.

Disclaimer: No I don't own Gundam Wing. *Mutters* But if I had my way. . .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Duo: "Hello America!"

Wufei: "Duo, we're in Japan."

Duo: "Oh, right"

Duo: "Hello Japan!"

Wufei: "It's too late Duo! You screwed it up!"

Duo: "Well, it looks like some one took their grouch pills this morning."

Wufei: "Maxwell, I'm going to kill you!"

Duo: "AAAA!!!"

Quatre: "Um, Trowa would you?"

Trowa: "Yeah, Good after noon Japan. We have interrupted this regular T.V. program because . . . Heck, we know why, it's because Relena made us."

Quatre: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Any ways, we have a special announcement ~ "

Duo: "Hey people! I'm back!"

Wufei: "You mean we're back baka."

Trowa: "You guys are interrupting."

Wufei: "Okay then let's get this over with, our special announcement is . . . Hey, what is it Relena's forcing us to announce again?"

Quatre: "Wufei!"

Trowa: "I don't know, I never listen or read her speeches."

Quatre: "Trowa!"

Trowa: "Quatre will you stop?"

Heero: "Give me the announcement."

Duo: "I thought you weren't going to say anything Heero."

Heero: "I wasn't, you guys are taking to long. Read the speech and get it over with."

Quatre: "Yes, please get on with it. I'm sure Relena took a long time to make this interesting announcement."

Duo: "Wait Quatre, weren't you the one who said 'let's hope this one doesn't last till the end of the millennium?"

Quatre: ~ Smack ~

Duo: "Ow!"

Quatre: ". . ."

Wufei: "Braided baka."

Trowa: "As I was saying, the special announcement sent out by Relena Peacecraft. Ahem. It is a wonderful event that has been waiting to happen for years, and now it is being let out to the public ~ "

Duo: "I've heard speeches from college professors more interesting than this. College Professors!"

Wufei: Heero: Quatre: "Shut up Duo!"

Duo: "Geez, fine. You don't have to bite my head off."

Trowa: " ~ A date has been set. Waiting for this day has been torturous to all. But things are falling in to place ~ "

Wufei: "Can we skip the babble? I mean really, who wants to hear this stuff?"

Trowa: "Don't worry I'm browsing."

Duo: "Thank God."

Trowa: "Um, okay. Here we go. And in conclusion I'm so proud to announce that Relena Peacecraft and Heero Yuy shall finally be married on the twenty- third of May."

Trowa, Quatre, Duo, Wufei: ". . ."

Heero: " . . . ! " ~Whump~

Quatre: ". . . Um, can we go to a commercial?"

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You gonna flame then be constructive, not insulting.