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Published: 2008-06-27 06:33:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 2624; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 34
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Extended text:Gandalf: You all saw it! That fat fuck had a knife!
Pippin: I saw it.
Gandalf: Good Pippin.
Frodo: Gandalf...
Gandalf: To think I was gonna kill you. You're cool.
Frodo: Gandalf, I...
Gandalf: WHAT. WHAT, FRODO. WHAT. JESUS.
Frodo: It wasn't my fault, Gandalf!
Gandalf: WHAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
Frodo: The ring! I didn't mean to lose it! I'm sorry!
Gandalf: I'M JUST OUT HERE TRYING TO GET LAID WITH MY MAN PIPPIN, AND ALL YOU'RE ON ABOUT IS YOU'RE FUCKING SORRY?
Gandalf: BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Gandalf: I'M GANDALF THE FUCKING GREY.
Gandalf: I'M A FUCKING WIZARD.
Gandalf: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Frodo: Gandalf...
Gandalf: IT MEANS I'M REALLY FUCKING TALL AND I HAVE A BEARD AND A SWEET FUCKING HAT
Gandalf: AND IF I WANTED TO? IF I WANTED TO, FRODO?
Gandalf: I COULD FUCKING STEP ON YOU AND KILL YOU.
Frodo: Gandalf, please...
Gandalf: SO SHUT YOUR FAT HAIRY DICK MOUTH, FRODO.
Gandalf: COME ON PIPPIN.
Gandalf: WE'S GON' GIT LAID.
Based on a conversation with Rusty . This took way longer to finish than it should have, mainly because I forgot about it for about a month. It's also lost all the humor to me after seeing it so many times, but hopefully you lot will enjoy it. Regardless, I'm rather proud of this. More comics like this hopefully soon.
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Comments: 83
lmfao awesome, reminds me of Walter from The Big Lebowski. xD
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did you bring what is required for marriage
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Hn. Frodo lost my ring. Apparently. .A.
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IM SHITTING MYSELLFF, OMG OMG OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAH, GANDALF IS SO HILARIOUS XD
Poor Sam xD
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I particularly enjoyed the panel of Sam getting a faceful of wizard fist.
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It is pretty nice, isn't it? Makes you wish you were right there with them.
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Perhaps not where Sam is, so much.
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He'll be fine, don't worry. He might have lost a tooth and some blood, but I'm pretty sure he won't die.
Maybe.
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lmao. I love all the expressions! ...And the fact that ultimately Pippin doesn't get killed.
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Haha. Thanks! Pippin's too cool to get killed.
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Rusty117 wins Best Frodo Award.
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Do you want me to take the award away, Frodo?
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DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT AWAY, FRODO?
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THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKING HAIRY HOBBIT TRAP, FRODO.
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ARE THESE TEARS? FUCKING TEARS, FRODO? IS THAT WHAT WE'VE COME TO?
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Gandalf: I'M GANDALF THE FUCKING GREY.
Gandalf: I'M A FUCKING WIZARD.
HOLY SHIT AWESOME
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If he wanted to, he could step on you and kill you.
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But he wouldn't right? I'm awesome right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? ;_;
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As long as you don't go losing the ring, yes, you are awesome enough to not get killed. Also, if he tries to tell you that Sam had a knife? Agree with him. Instant awesome in his book.
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What the crapshit!? Your D's look like your O's and it confused me.
"FUCK FROOO"
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HAHAHA, that's somehow way better to me. Gandalf is totally pissed at Frooo.
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Don't let him hear you say that. He might stab you in the arm and punch you.
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You'll have to tell me about that sometime.
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It's a fun story of love, loss, and a nail gun.
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