Description
MiMi strolled through the halls of the Massive, in a more secluded part near mechanical labs.
Her red eyes glowed in the lesser light, but her robot hearing devices were soon greeted by the sound of footsteps, clanking metal and a familiar, silly voice screaming "PIGGIES!"
The female-named robot sprung into alert mode, hiding behind the wall, and watching.
Two Irkens in lab coats that covered their faces below the eyes were strapping GIR into a carrying device.
One read off of a thin tablet.
"Okay, looks like they want it dismantled, crushed, lit on fire, blown up in the incinerator, and then blasted out the air lock."
"All that for this stupid SIR unit?"
The first Irken shrugged.
"Guess so."
"...Can they tell us to do this?"
"Uhhhh I guess so."
The second Irken frowned.
"Can't you say anything else but 'i guess so'?""
"I guess not."
Irken Two sighed in exasperation.
"All right then...
Well weird blue SIR, looks like we're gonna have to obliterate you," he said in a casual tone.
They wheeled GIR off on the cart, taking him down another hall.
Uncaring of the plight soon to face him, the robot just smiled, his happy voice carrying down the hall.
"YAAAY, I'm gonna be torn limb from liiiiimb!!!"
MiMi couldn't believe it.
Her beloved GIR?
Soon to be dismantled, broken up and incinerated?
Not on her watch, he wasn't.
She waited, then finally began a purposeful trot through this lower part of the Massive until the Irkens disappeared with GIR behind a large door.
It was another technician lab, and a big one from the looks of it.
To the left was a glass window with a mesh pattern over it.
MiMi looked around for something to stand on, and came across a conveniently placed block of lead.
She pushed it up to the window, the scraping a most antenna-piercing sound, though thankfully no one was around to hear it.
She stood up on top of it, just able to arch up and peer in at the work.
The Irkens had GIR strapped to a table now, and had just finished bringing a large, weird machine over.
Irken One sighed, seeming bored and annoyed.
"Welp, let's get this over with.
We missed our doughnut break for this, can you believe it?"
"I know, ugh.
They'd better pay us for all this."
MiMi watched in aggravation as the machine locked onto GIR's right shoulder and began to twist.
"Hehehehe -- OW!
Hehehehe -- OW!
EEEhehehehe -- OOWWW!"
It twisted until the limb came off, revealing little wires that hung out, sparking.
GIR gasped, then started laughing hysterically.
"It feeels like I'm a big birrrrd!
Birds make DOOKIE!"
The Irkens just blinked and looked at each other, puzzled.
MiMi had had enough right then and there.
She leaped down off the box, busted the doors open and began her rampage.
The Irkens screamed as the seemingly rogue SIR unit flung her grappling hand at the machine, twisting its own appendages off and pushing it aside before grabbing each worker by the face, one by one and tossing them aside.
As MiMi then began to pull GIR free from the table, the Irkens gathered themselves and ran screaming out of the room, shrieking "IT'S CRAZY!"
The machine MiMi had just assaulted spattered and shook in the back of the room, beside a bunch of chemicals and downed machinery.
"HI MIMI!
You smell like hot dogs."
GIR waved at her with his remaining hand.
MiMi finally released the snaps from him and scooped him up in her metallic arms, and carried him out of the room.
As they exited, fire and light began to rise, smoke pouring out into the hall.
But MiMi didn't care; she stood in the doorway and looked down at her beloved, who was finishing a cheerful rant about replacing his severed arm with a squid.
His rescuer couldn't say anything to him, but GIR didn't mind.
He looked up at her and stared blankly, and then smiled.
"I like you."
MiMi, somehow touched in spite of literally not having a heart, leaned her forehead into GIR's and booped it while the room behind them exploded, casting a most romantic silhouette.
GIR awed, perceiving the explosion as fireworks.
With that, MiMi opened the rocket pads on her feet and flew off, carrying the now one-armed GIR with her to the bridge.
There, she would swiftly dump him onto the floor in front of Dib and the former Tallests Red and Purple, who would all soon enough be confronted by the angered SIR.
Long story short, Zelle would find out in a hurry that the brothers had lied in her place, taking advantage of her time at a conference to try and have their overly flawed crap-gift to Zim erased.
Why?
Well, because they thought he was stupid and annoying.
It may have been true, but it was still wrong.
Needless to say, Zelle sorted it out, and gave her subordinates an antenna-full of demeaning, cuss-filled lecturing, made them turn around so she could kick them each in the right butt cheek specifically, then made them go organize snacks in the snack vault.
Did the snacks ever need to be organized?
No, but she wanted them to suffer.
It was funny.
Later on, Dib would bring GIR back to his grieving boyfriend, and they'd all finally be happy.
After GIR's arm was re-attached, of course...
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I'm not sure if i should be proud of this passage or embarrassed
COME ON, it's Invader Zim and i don't do enough funny stuff, i don't think -- particularly in such a funny franchise.
Also, GOD how i ship GaMR so hard, it's so innocent and dumb and wonderful!!!
Better yet?
Their parents hate each other XD
So now you know!
Red and Purple were being lying assholes, GIR is fine and Zelle punished the boys. *stands tall and proud*
I wonder how many people thought i was actually going to have GIR taken away permanently X3
I was actually just telling Tijopi11 that i have a pathological need for closure and i happen to love GIR, so no, i can't do that to him ;v;
I hope this was satisfying, thanks for reading and being patient!
Did i mention that these two were freaking HARD to draw together like this??!?
Harder yet to shade!
I should post the sketch so you could see what a mess it was and what i had to put up with!
Enjoy!!!
---DO NOT STEAL MY CONCEPTS, ART OR IDEAS!!! I DO NOT OWN IZ BUT I DO OWN THIS ART!!!---