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This series is intended for 18+ audiences

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Panel 1

Well at long last, Wander comes to Sylvia's fuckin' rescue in "The Date," only by dressing in drag and pretending to be a Southern Bell pining for Hater...which i gotta admit, is hilarious.
But as if Sylvia hasn't caught enough strays this episode, Wander refers to her as a "cheap horse," which is an obvious "cheap whore" joke.
Thankfully he whispers "no offense" afterwards, but I'M PRETTY SURE THE OFFENSE IS TAKEN, WANDER.
The balls on these writers, bro.

Panel 2

Oh yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you, you little slut
Wander sells this as trying to bail Sylvia out, and while that may be the case, we all know this was as self-indulgent as it was heroic.
I love how Sylvia's like "by putting yourself in danger??" and Wander answers with "It's not a perfect plan."
No, what would have been a perfect plan was if you'd done this from the beginning, since YOU'RE IN LOVE WIH HATER, YOU IMP.
I love thinking about what if Hater had taken Wander instead, when it got to sexy time and Wander's dress came off how Hater would have reacted.
I would pay money to see that animated and voiced out.

Panel 3

Wander has a delightful harem of buff hot ex-criminal men who would die and kill for him, and nearly did both of those things here in "The Buddies."
This image looks like the tiny white girl on the couch with -- you know the one...
LOOK AT THEIR FACES, THEY'RE READY.

Panel 4

I almost can't blame Hater for being mad when Wander brought him this.
Ya know, Wander's a non-violent peace-keeper and a vegetarian, but i gotta give him hardcore credit for assembling a live insect, a pile of shit, and a DISCARDED EYEBALL to feed Hater...
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WHERE DID HE FIND AN EYEBALL?!
HOW DID HE PICK UP THE SHIT?!
The fuckin' centipede is the least concerning thing here, ALSO DID HE HANDLE THESE WITH HIS BARE HANDS?!
I need to know if Wander like, knew that this is a pile of shit.
He's not stupid, right?
Honestly i can see him picking up an eyeball if he really thinks there's a chance Hater is as insatiable or carnivorous as Sylvia, but feces?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN IT AWAY AS MUD OR ANYTHING, IT'S LITERALLY JUST POOP, AND IT'S PROBABLY THE POOP OF ONE OF WANDER'S HAREM MEMBERS.
I'M BESIDE MYSELF?!

Panel 5

Wander really took the piss out of Hater this episode, and i think it was necessary.
And ya'll know he was way too happy to be cupped in one of Hater's hands, and PETTED by the other.
He even kicked his foot like a little dog, god he's so cute...but don't forget he's also a pervert and no doubt thought about this moment later.

Panel 6

Peepers is such a fucking simp, bless him.
I also love how many times in the show (especially towards the end) Peeps feels the need to EXPOSE HIS TITS AND MUSCLES.
Ya'll know he's just doing that to get Hater's attention.
Sorry, fella, Hater's too boring (straight) for that
Also i love that Peepers had such a hair-trigger reaction to Wander pulling that "buddy" bs.
He had to know Hater wasn't anymore loving of Wander then than before, but Peeps is just so jealous!

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---Wander Over Yonder is property of Disney. i do not own the original images presented---

Description

This series is intended for 18+ audiences

----------

Panel 1

Well at long last, Wander comes to Sylvia's fuckin' rescue in "The Date," only by dressing in drag and pretending to be a Southern Bell pining for Hater...which i gotta admit, is hilarious.
But as if Sylvia hasn't caught enough strays this episode, Wander refers to her as a "cheap horse," which is an obvious "cheap whore" joke.
Thankfully he whispers "no offense" afterwards, but I'M PRETTY SURE THE OFFENSE IS TAKEN, WANDER.
The balls on these writers, bro.

Panel 2

Oh yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you, you little slut
Wander sells this as trying to bail Sylvia out, and while that may be the case, we all know this was as self-indulgent as it was heroic.
I love how Sylvia's like "by putting yourself in danger??" and Wander answers with "It's not a perfect plan."
No, what would have been a perfect plan was if you'd done this from the beginning, since YOU'RE IN LOVE WIH HATER, YOU IMP.
I love thinking about what if Hater had taken Wander instead, when it got to sexy time and Wander's dress came off how Hater would have reacted.
I would pay money to see that animated and voiced out.

Panel 3

Wander has a delightful harem of buff hot ex-criminal men who would die and kill for him, and nearly did both of those things here in "The Buddies."
This image looks like the tiny white girl on the couch with -- you know the one...
LOOK AT THEIR FACES, THEY'RE READY.

Panel 4

I almost can't blame Hater for being mad when Wander brought him this.
Ya know, Wander's a non-violent peace-keeper and a vegetarian, but i gotta give him hardcore credit for assembling a live insect, a pile of shit, and a DISCARDED EYEBALL to feed Hater...
...
WHERE DID HE FIND AN EYEBALL?!
HOW DID HE PICK UP THE SHIT?!
The fuckin' centipede is the least concerning thing here, ALSO DID HE HANDLE THESE WITH HIS BARE HANDS?!
I need to know if Wander like, knew that this is a pile of shit.
He's not stupid, right?
Honestly i can see him picking up an eyeball if he really thinks there's a chance Hater is as insatiable or carnivorous as Sylvia, but feces?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN IT AWAY AS MUD OR ANYTHING, IT'S LITERALLY JUST POOP, AND IT'S PROBABLY THE POOP OF ONE OF WANDER'S HAREM MEMBERS.
I'M BESIDE MYSELF?!

Panel 5

Wander really took the piss out of Hater this episode, and i think it was necessary.
And ya'll know he was way too happy to be cupped in one of Hater's hands, and PETTED by the other.
He even kicked his foot like a little dog, god he's so cute...but don't forget he's also a pervert and no doubt thought about this moment later.

Panel 6

Peepers is such a fucking simp, bless him.
I also love how many times in the show (especially towards the end) Peeps feels the need to EXPOSE HIS TITS AND MUSCLES.
Ya'll know he's just doing that to get Hater's attention.
Sorry, fella, Hater's too boring (straight) for that
Also i love that Peepers had such a hair-trigger reaction to Wander pulling that "buddy" bs.
He had to know Hater wasn't anymore loving of Wander then than before, but Peeps is just so jealous!

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---Wander Over Yonder is property of Disney. i do not own the original images presented---