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FallingNorthway — Santa Rap
Published: 2004-01-20 23:13:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 68; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 10
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"Yo yo yo it's the H to the O,I'm the one who runs this show,
Most people call me Santa Claus,
I give gifts to all without any flaws."
"Yo Santy Claus I've got your number,
Just come on here, you'll be put in a slumber,
I'm the grinch and I'm going to steal the scene,
I'm greener than a lima bean."
"Here here Grinch I know you don't like me much,
But I can lay you down with the slightest touch,
You're thin no match for my large guns,
Or I'll boggle your mind with my complex puns."
"Ha ha Claus, you make me laugh,
I may be skinny, but I could chop you in half,
I make up with speed what I lack in size,
I will turn you into french fries."
"Ho ho ho, you think you're slick?
All you're babbling is going to make me sick."
"Sick, like when people see your face?"
"That's it, I'll get you off my case."
And with that Santa smashed the grinch's shins,
And busted him up, turned him into twins.
