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100 Fall Out Boy quotes1. Someone's touching my back... and I'm not gonna look because I know it's not a hot girl.. Oh.. gross.
~Patrick Stump
2. I made you. I can break you.
~Pete Wentz
3. I live in a cave... in a van down by the river.
~Patrick Stump
4. For one dollar you can cover your wall in moss. All you need is some super glue.
~Joe Trohman
5. I wanna watch you burn alive.
~Pete Wentz
6. I'm going crazy!!
~Pete Wentz
7. Interviewer: We want to know how you write some of your lyrics. Care to share?
Patrick: You know those word magnets on refrigerators?
8. Patrick: Go on. Make fun of me one last time.
Joe: You eat poo for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Patrick: That's all you got? Cool.
9. Joe: I think you guys should get married [referring to Pete and Patrick].
Patrick: We are.
10. I really like that kind of drumstick because they don't break in the middle of a show..
~Andy Hurley.
11. I partied so hard I think I slept and then had oatmeal.
~Patrick Stump.
12. Pete: Pete, don't you and Patrick totally have crushes on each other and is it true you're married? Hmm *reading a question*.
Patrick: Oh yeah.
Pete: Oh, I don't know about that one.
13. Pete: It's always like this in the life of Andy Hurley.
Andy: Oh, yeah. For sure.
14. Andy: Only and idiot like you can make a face like that.
Patrick: *Laughs*
Andy: I'm just kidding. I like your silly faces.
Pete: Yo, on camera we have to act like we're friends.
Andy: Oh yeah.
15. Interviewer: Do you do any rituals before you perform?
Andy: ... we just.. do high fives I guess.
16. I have more hair. More than the average man.
~Joe Trohman.
17. This is Hemingway. He's our bus driver.
~Joe Trohman
18. Pete: How many shoes stores are there on this block, a thousand? I'm gonna stop at every single one.
Patrick: I'm gonna come with you.
19. Interviewer: Two hours to get ready or twenty minutes?
Pete: Uhh. Two hours and twenty minutes. I don't know, definitely. Two days, probably.
20. Joe: I mean, I'm a little dude, she's a little girl, and-- No, what I mean is--
Pete: Gross. Haha.
21. Pete's gonna come by with Starbucks and.. I don't know, spill it on it, then everyone dies...?
~Andy Hurley.
22. Pete: Oh my God it's Patrick Stump!
Patrick: Oh my God I am!
23. Oh, you love me? I love me too!
~Patrick Stump
24. Yeah, Pete's in love with Starbucks I think it's actually his morning ritual.
~Andy Hurley.
25. We totally know who you are, you jerk. Get out of my face *smiles*.
~Patrick Stump.
26. Interviewer: It's Mister Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third. And Patrick.
Patrick: I have such a short name compared to that one.
27. Jason had this super bad f*** up, but other than that he was all right.
~Andy Hurley
28. Dirty: Since it's Charlie's birthday I am giving him ten dollars *gives him $10*.
Charlie: Actually, his real presents are his credit cards.
Dirty: Did you steal those from me when I was asleep?
Charlie: No, I just picked those up out of your pocket.
Dirty: Arrggghhh
29. Interviewer: They're still f***in' fun.
Joe: I don't like to swear..
30. Pete: Why are you wearing my pants?
Patrick: I don't know.
Dirty: There's like two in the world and both of them have it.
31. Pete: You're wearing my pants, you son of a b**ch!
Patrick: These can't be yours, they're the guy version.
32. Interviewer: What kind of games did you play?
Pete: I tried that game where you raise a virtual dog?
Interviewer: Nintendogs?
Pete: Yeah, it's so lifelike. It's just like my real dog in real life it doesn't even listen to a f***ing word I say.
Interviewer: Oh?
Pete: Yeah, I kept talking into the thing and it wasn't listening to me.
33. Pete: Yo you're super hot.
Interviewer: Thanks, I try.
34. Uh Pete? It's cool. I think he can fit his head through now.
~Charlie Mark (security)
35. You can take the dude out of America but you can't take America out of the dude.
~Pete Wentz
36. I've been broke on every single tour we've been on.
~Joe Trohman
37. No, it's just like a Fall Out boy factory.
~Pete Wentz
38. Patrick: No this is how it is dude. This is the action movie, and you guys are the action stars, and I'm the beat character you guys needed to call in.
Pete: Nah you're the gadget guy. Every action movie has a gadget guy!
Patrick: I know every action movie has a gadget guy, but-
Pete: Nah, you hate being the gadget guy, huh?
Patrick: Nah..
Pete: Really?
Patrick: Yeah.
Pete: Besides, you wear glasses.
Patrick: *Tosses glasses away* Now, I am a horrible gadget guy.
39. Just to make this clear. I don't get any wires because I'm the thespian of the group.
~Patrick Stump
40. Pete: You could ask for Fall Out Boy f*ck live.
Patrick: Yeah Fall Out Boy DOGS live. It basically can be replaced with any four-letter word.
Pete: Or Sh*t.
Patrick: Or.. BIRD.
Pete: or c*ck.
Patrick: *Chuckle* Or.. BASS.
41. I have no idea where we are, I was asleep on the way here.
~Andy Hurley.
42. Playing Nintendo DS makes me forget that I don't have any friends.
~Patrick Stump
43. Interviewer: Tell me, Patrick, has Pete's body made everyone happy?
Patrick: Uhh, maybe. It hasn't made me happy.
44. Patrick: Was that hot?
Interviewer: It actually was!
45. Hi, I'm Patrick, from Fall Out Boy, and I've got my backpack because i'm going BACK to school..
~Patrick Stump
46. Patrick: I think my first kiss was when I was like.. four?
Pete: Ooh, what a stud.
47. This is supposed to be.. one of those Star Trek doors. Currently, it's more like the Flinstones. A little less Jetsons and little more Flinstones.
~Pete Wentz
48. He shows up at my door, and I'm like: He's only a bit taller than me.. *smiles*
~Patrick Stump
49. Here's something I wanna clear up as long as there's a camera on me. Whoever's in charge of my Wikipedia. -stare- Alright? Whoever you are, the major most degretious thing in there isn't that, apparently I'm bisexual and have 20 kids, and learned everything I know from a teenager, who probably wrote that himself [...]
~Patrick Stump
50. I don't want to be dead and gone, I just want to be frozen and come back in the year 3000 and hopefully there will be a Fall Out Boy musical, or museum or hopefully world peace caused by our music.
~Pete Wentz
51. Sit... Sit... Sit... ooh, won't listen to me.. Sit.. *makes Hemingway sit* There we go..
~Pete Wentz
52. Haha, I'm driving a civic! Wow!
~Patrick Stump
53. When I was in school, my mom brought me to the doctor's because I slept in class a lot; turns out I was just lazy.
~Patrick Stump
54. Interviewer: Hey Patrick, don't you have your own place?
Patrick: I may or may not..
Interviewer: Oh, is that right?
Joe: Yeah it's 1234 Fakestreet.
55. Whew. I'm a big boy now.
~Pete Wentz
56. Interviewer: Hey guys, what's Arms Race about?
Pete: -shoves Patrick- You write the lyrics you tell him.
Patrick: -laughs- Well...
57. I'm gay above the belt.
~Pete Wentz
58. Success for me was when we got enough tickets to get the chemistry set.
~Patrick Stump
59. You can microwave yourself a hot pocket in there, perhaps.
~Joe Trohman
60. She is hot. She is really, really, hot.
~Andy Hurley
61. I'm completely obsessed with the Nightmare Before Christmas. Down to the fact that that's actually the scent I wear.
~Pete Wentz
62. Dudes in rock bands read sometimes.
~Pete Wentz
63. Pete: This is pretty much how the couples dish out in Fall Out Boy.. hehe.
Joe: He likes it when I cuddle with him.
Patrick: Shhhh.
Joe: Sorry.. *puts his arm around Patrick*
64. Interviewer: Kids at home have posters of you guys on their walls, who did you guys have posters of?
Patrick: I don't know, I had posters of us too.
65. I always see that guy. No, I'm not even kidding! I always see him!
~Patrick Stump
66. That was a wrap. I had fun.
~Andy Hurley
67. It's a science experiment, I'm allowed to spend money.
~Dirty (security)
68. Patrick: Joe, you suck at this game
Joe: I know..
69. Andy: WE'VE GOTTA GO NOW!!
Pete: I feel bad for whoever was in headphones there.
70. Patrick: No! You've got to try harder, man!
Dirty: I'm trying!
71. I'm actually crying, that's how emo I am.
~Pete Wentz
72. That wasn't so hard... Duuuh.
~Patrick Stump
73. It's about not not dating in high school
~Patrick Stump
74. But you're like four so a kiss is like.. eeewwww...
~Patrick Stump
75. You can wash two babies in there. And a duck.
~Joe Trohman
76. Happens to me a lot.. I'll like this girl and ask her out. Then something horrible will happen. I'm used to it I guess.
~Andy Hurley
77. I can't remember what I asked everybody else..
~Pete Wentz
78. Patrick: I'm 31, which is ten years off my actual age.
Pete: He's actually 41.
Patrick: There you go!
79. And remember: I didn't do it!
~Dirty (security)
80. Paparazzi's always all over my nuts, dude.
~Pete Wentz
81. This is my bass. And uh, oh you lost interest? That's fine, okay, cool.
~Patrick Stump
82. We're getting up at 6:00 tomorrow, so we can either go to sleep, or go to the playboy mansion.
~Pete Wentz
83. Dude, I'll direct this video from now on. Alan! Can you get on-- Alan! Can you get on your mic? You're out of it! You're out of the frame! No- ah- ye- oh-!! Dude, that look you just did! You did it! Right up into the camera! Oh! Cut! Why are we not rolling on this? Play back I need the last 13.5 seconds!
~Pete Wentz
84. Why are you timing him? I'm the one who won!
~Andy Hurley
85. We're 5 minutes into our five-hour drive, and we're already stuck.
~Patrick Stump
86. It's a mix between fleece, paper towels and cashmere.
~Charlie Mark (security)
87. I'm gonna go trash Cobra Starship's concert here I go!
~Pete Wentz
88. I actually like black licorice.
~Patrick Stump
89. I have this dance move where I sit on the stairs like this, I think I like to call it the sitting man.
~Pete Wentz
90. When we come up on stage, it's gonna be like we're being shot from a toaster.
~Pete Wentz
91. Zoo keeper: There's the other bus, so let's be nice as they go by.
Pete: BOOOOO!!!
92. Hey pencil-neck, I don' tell you how to do your job, don't tell me how to mine.
~Patrick Stump
93. This is the guy that runs Hell when the devil's up here hangin' out [refers to a George W. Bush figure].
~Pete Wentz
94. Look, you can see all these different coloured buses. One of them is ours, and I'm gonna make you shut off the camera so you can't see which one it is.
~Patrick Stump
95. Someone call security before Patrick knocks the wind out of those balloons.
~Pete Wentz
96. Hey, you're in my bathroom, just as creeped out as I am!
~Joe Trohman
97. I'm scary. I mean, I'd be scared of me. I mean look at me *smiles*.
~Patrick Stump
98. Interviewer: And how are we doing?
Patrick: Hot. And there's lots of flashing lights so if I were prone to it I would've had a seizure by now.
99. I need that goddamn coffee brought to me pronto.
~Pete Wentz
100. Patrick: This is a very classy moment.. I feel very appreciated. Thank you, Canada.
Pete: I can't believe we won!! This is amazing! That's why we're not wearing any pants right now!
Andy, Pete and Joe: WOOOO!! *Pantsless*
Patrick: ....
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This has made my life a better one. I never knew I needed this until right now.
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I'm debating which of these is going to be my senior quote
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I love that with about half of them Patrick is just 100% done. XD
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These are in fact, real quotes.
Fetus FOB is so weird to look back on...
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If it is uploaded in 2008 how come patrick's 31?
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He meant, "people think I'm 31, which is like ten years off". He was around 21 (at the time, 2005-ish I think). Pete joked and said "He's actually 41" and he clearly looked younger than 41, so people would know he was actually in his twenties.
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PETE WAS PANTSLESS!?! SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE HAD A HEARTATTACK.
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I love Fall Out Boys <3
And the last one tho XDDD
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LOL I can't believe half of these are true! But, I looked it up.
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Is it weird that I've seen about half those videos?
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XD I see what you did...
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PETE IS SMOKIN" (i really hope he isn't gay lol) anyone got their email or mailing address for fan mail?
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Haha no 
If you ask Patrick a question and he doesn't reply don't hate on him cause he does do his hardest to reply to all his fans 
HOPE THAT HELPED!!!
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7. Interviewer: We want to know how you write some of your lyrics. Care to share?
Patrick: You know those word magnets on refrigerators?
HAHAHAHAHAH
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Is it sad that I understand what Pete is feeling on 32?
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Interviewer: Hey Patrick, don't you have your own place?
Patrick: I may or may not..
Interviewer: Oh, is that right?
Joe: Yeah it's 1234 Fakestreet. xDD thats where i live!!!
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I just love how Patrick seems to be the little kid around the others in the group. xD
EPIC! This made me laugh to myself so many times.
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were did 14 60 and 63 come from i wanna see a vid of them XD
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Look, you can see all these different coloured buses. One of them is ours, and I'm gonna make you shut off the camera so you can't see which one it is.
~Patrick Stump
*Huggles Patrick*
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"100. Patrick: This is a very classy moment.. I feel very appreciated. Thank you, Canada.
Pete: I can't believe we won!! This is amazing! That's why we're not wearing any pants right now!
Andy, Pete and Joe: WOOOO!! *Pantsless*
Patrick: ...."
What is this from I must find out D:
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