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Ever so inspired by and !
To clear some stuff about my lovely, sloppy, ungraceful, obnoxious Yvz. Not because I feel reduced to having to write down stuff or anything, mostly doing it for myself anyways :3

1, She learnt orcish from goblins and dorfs while she was working for a couple of them as a blacksmith down in Booty Bay, thus the.. "accent" of hers. The..uh.. clearly canadian "ey"'s she ends every other sentence with, I have no clue why she does that, I guess I'm just retarded. She speaks perfectly clear in her elven tongue, mind you. Unlike some elves that just speak like that to state their ever so obvious im.badass-rogue-assassins-lowlife x3

2, When she was created, in the very early BC, she was my first RP char. I had no clue about lore what so ever back then, and it was mostly for the lulz (I mean, hello, I had sillymoon rp as my teacher).

She started out as a tomboy and never really fit in with the rest of the elves and over the years she has developed into the charming drunken mess that she is today, her general behaviour basically more suitable for Ogrimmar.
And part of the reason she moved there in the first place was because of her mate, not because she wants to pretent that she's an orc. And actually, up until she met Wahn, she still was stationed in Sillymoon.

3. In general she does dislike other elves, she sees them as a bunch of pixies and fingerwigglers. She especially dislikes nobles, for a reason deeply rooted in her past. But then again, she dislikes others (orc and elf alike) in general at first. She's just a cunt tbh.

And yes. She loves herself. So very much. Her ego is so big, it could block out the entire sun. She does think she can tear an ogre in two and sling it around her neck to wear like a scarf. But tbh, most of the time she just gets har arse kicked, won't stop her from believing (and very much claiming) previous statement tho'. Even when beaten into a bloody pulp, she will threaten to wring your neck and shove her fist so far up your nostril she'll be able to punch your brain, no matter how big you are. She's very stupid that way. And she never learns. She takes ages to heal since I don't believe one can get healed and POFF all brann' spankin' new and fit for fight again in the matter of minutes.

4, No, I didn't want to roll an orc but wanted a "pretty" character. Yvz isn't exactly pretty and I constantly cry over how small her shoulderpads and weapons look on her, lol. The curse of pixies.

5, And god no, she's not a futa. I've gotten a couple of whispers ingame asking about that. When I got the first one I honestly had no idea what a futa was, so I had to tab out and google it. Many luls were had. So so many luls were had.

Most of the whispers came during the period I was the "flavour of the month" on AD's usual "elite" having a piss on a singled out character on the forums and on their other hideouts xD Some of you AD'ers might know what I'm talking about, and I even know that some of you have been the flavour of the month aswell.

(One of the other rumours was that I'm actually a guy and that I have steamy cybz0r with just about anyone, and even my boyfriend got whispered once with a warning about me being a dude, and this person claimed he KNEW this, because we evidently had erp. Wat? xD) Again, many lols were had.

6. And yes. There's some nudies of her here in my gallery. Because I love drawing naked ladies. I mean, c'mon. Tits and ass ftw <3 But that's about it. No intent to lead lonely people on and have them beg for sexitiem. xD

7. And yet again, no. I'm not the most serious rp:er ever, I'll give you that. It's something I do for fun every now and then, but Yvz have been with me for a very long time. A very very long time! And she'll always be my favourite character to play (even if my dps sucks ass :c)

Gawd. Never intended on making this long like a chapter in the bible. But still.

Description
Ever so inspired by and !
To clear some stuff about my lovely, sloppy, ungraceful, obnoxious Yvz. Not because I feel reduced to having to write down stuff or anything, mostly doing it for myself anyways :3

1, She learnt orcish from goblins and dorfs while she was working for a couple of them as a blacksmith down in Booty Bay, thus the.. "accent" of hers. The..uh.. clearly canadian "ey"'s she ends every other sentence with, I have no clue why she does that, I guess I'm just retarded. She speaks perfectly clear in her elven tongue, mind you. Unlike some elves that just speak like that to state their ever so obvious im.badass-rogue-assassins-lowlife x3

2, When she was created, in the very early BC, she was my first RP char. I had no clue about lore what so ever back then, and it was mostly for the lulz (I mean, hello, I had sillymoon rp as my teacher).

She started out as a tomboy and never really fit in with the rest of the elves and over the years she has developed into the charming drunken mess that she is today, her general behaviour basically more suitable for Ogrimmar.
And part of the reason she moved there in the first place was because of her mate, not because she wants to pretent that she's an orc. And actually, up until she met Wahn, she still was stationed in Sillymoon.

3. In general she does dislike other elves, she sees them as a bunch of pixies and fingerwigglers. She especially dislikes nobles, for a reason deeply rooted in her past. But then again, she dislikes others (orc and elf alike) in general at first. She's just a cunt tbh.

And yes. She loves herself. So very much. Her ego is so big, it could block out the entire sun. She does think she can tear an ogre in two and sling it around her neck to wear like a scarf. But tbh, most of the time she just gets har arse kicked, won't stop her from believing (and very much claiming) previous statement tho'. Even when beaten into a bloody pulp, she will threaten to wring your neck and shove her fist so far up your nostril she'll be able to punch your brain, no matter how big you are. She's very stupid that way. And she never learns. She takes ages to heal since I don't believe one can get healed and POFF all brann' spankin' new and fit for fight again in the matter of minutes.

4, No, I didn't want to roll an orc but wanted a "pretty" character. Yvz isn't exactly pretty and I constantly cry over how small her shoulderpads and weapons look on her, lol. The curse of pixies.

5, And god no, she's not a futa. I've gotten a couple of whispers ingame asking about that. When I got the first one I honestly had no idea what a futa was, so I had to tab out and google it. Many luls were had. So so many luls were had.

Most of the whispers came during the period I was the "flavour of the month" on AD's usual "elite" having a piss on a singled out character on the forums and on their other hideouts xD Some of you AD'ers might know what I'm talking about, and I even know that some of you have been the flavour of the month aswell.

(One of the other rumours was that I'm actually a guy and that I have steamy cybz0r with just about anyone, and even my boyfriend got whispered once with a warning about me being a dude, and this person claimed he KNEW this, because we evidently had erp. Wat? xD) Again, many lols were had.

6. And yes. There's some nudies of her here in my gallery. Because I love drawing naked ladies. I mean, c'mon. Tits and ass ftw <3 But that's about it. No intent to lead lonely people on and have them beg for sexitiem. xD

7. And yet again, no. I'm not the most serious rp:er ever, I'll give you that. It's something I do for fun every now and then, but Yvz have been with me for a very long time. A very very long time! And she'll always be my favourite character to play (even if my dps sucks ass :c)

Gawd. Never intended on making this long like a chapter in the bible. But still.