ScotchWaifus [2018-02-14 23:23:11 +0000 UTC]
Two rednecks stumble across a river with a large reptilian creature sitting on its banks. One man stopped the other, "Cletus," he said, "Don't go no further." Cletus stopped abruptly, mouth agape at the creature on the banks. "What is that Geroge Micheal?" Cletus asked.
"By gum, Cletus," shouted Geroge Micheal, "I think its a webcomic, a live one too." Geroge Micheal pokes at the creature with a stick, it hisses and lunges at him.
"WOAH NELLY ITS A LIVE ONE CLETUS!" He said, pointing at its teeth with the stick. "YE SEE THAT THERE? THAT'S CALLED A TONALLY APPROPRIATE CONFLICT, THATS THE KEY TO STORY TELLING, AS IT GIVES A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF SUSPENSE AS TO WHATS GOING TO TRANSPIRE."
The creature lunges again, biting the stick in twain.
"JUMPIN JESUS' CUNTSACKS CLETUS, LOOK AT THAT. That's called a tonally appropriate character response. It's relatable too, since most people can relate to not wanting to get in trouble." Said Geroge Micheal.
Then the creature devoured the two rednecks.
The end.
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Thecactusking3 [2018-02-14 22:47:17 +0000 UTC]
Uh oh, bad choice of words. Should have just offered them ice cream or something.
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