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Some things I thought about for a commission, then decided to throw them away because I didn't think they were worth it.

Commission Idea #6

Johnny Depp and KH3

Panel 1: Year 2006

Sora, Donald, and Goofy were watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in theaters.

[Sora]: Oh boy. I can't wait to team up with Jack again.

[Donald Duck]: We'll show Davy Jones who's boss!

[Goofy]: We should follow his (Johnny Depp) movies in the meantime.

Panel 2: Years 2007-2018

The trio are still in movie theaters. They are feeling uncomfortable with posters of Johnny Depp's not-really-good-movies flying about over the timeline of waiting. Including the Pirates sequels, The Tourist, The Lone Ranger, Mortdecai, etc.

[Sora]: Umm...how long do we have to watch these movies?...

[Donald]: When is KH3 coming out?!

[Goofy]: Gawrsh...

Panel 3: Year 2019

Sora is reading through his contract before finalizing KH3.

[Sora]: I am legally bound to not voice my opinions regarding Johnny Depp's critically panned movies, or call him a box office bum...

Reason for not going through with it:

At World's End left a really bad impression for me. Too many CGI, Chow Yun-Fat doesn't do much in the film, and Johnny Depp had too many screentime. Still, I don't want to be the one to bash another's movie career. Other people can say it; I'm not doing it. If I did, it would be on Michael Bay.

Commission Idea #7

Infinite from Sonic Forces and Fallout NV & 4.

Infinite dresses in different costumes based on characters voiced by Liam O' Brien.

[Typical NCR grunt]: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes wish for nuclear winter.

[Alexander]: Is there a reason I should be talking to you?

[Major Knight]: Been doing a lot of good work out there.

[Cachino]: You again? What the f*** do you want?

[Allen Lee]: We don't need help from mainlanders.

Reason for not going through with it:

Too many characters voiced by Liam O' Brien in the Fallout franchise. More characters mean more cost of the commission.

Commission Idea #8

Super Silver vs. Manchester Black

Silver the Hedgehog in his super form clashes with Manchester Black from DC, who fought Superman with his psychic powers.

Reason for not going through with it:

I thought about it when I watched Superman vs. the Elite some years after Goku vs. Superman. After covering crossover ideas for some time, I lost interest.

Commission Idea #9

Characters named Blaze

There's Blaze the Cat, Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider), Blaze from Mortal Kombat, and...some talking truck for an infant's show named Blaze...

Reason for not going through with it:

The three Blaze(s) I know aren't enough for a fun commission, and apparently there's a lot more I'm unfamiliar with.

Commission Idea #10

Me, Uncle Sam, and some Chinese Military Officer.

[Uncle Sam points a finger at me]: He is an American!

[Chinese Military Officer]: He is Chinese!

[Me being indifferent]: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Reason for not going through with it:

Normally, it's a not problem for me to express my indifference towards my national background, America, and China. But apparently, it's a big deal for international viewers. So I decided not to ask an artist to depict such a scenario, and I'll stick to writing my apathy towards world politics in general.

Commission Idea #11

Recreational Edgy Classes

Inside the School of Friendship, Shadow decided to teach a recreational class on edginess...and there's a firing range sign close by...

[Twilight yells at Shadow]: You made a class on edginess!

[Shadow calmly replies]: Griffons, Dragons, and Yaks are loving it.

[Classroom with Shadow's symbol]: ♪Crawling in my skin♪

♪This is my resort♪

Death to all who oppose me!

Reason for not going through with it:

School shootings is not something I want joke about. Other provocative comedians (like South Park) can make light on the subject; not me. Also, I don't want to scapegoat edgelords, or give a message saying they're the cause of school problems and shootings.

Commission Idea #12

Sonic's Schoolhouse in the School of Friendship

Panel 1:

[Twilight asks]: What's wrong?

[Shadow crossarmed and grumpy]: That faker brought in his counterpart from another dimension again.

Panel 2:

[Classic Sonic in a classroom]: 1 + 1 = Fish

Reason for not going through with it:

Thumbs up if you got the reference. I am not going to bother with this idea because the whole educational games were either too basic or too old-school for 90s millennials like myself.

Commission Idea #13

Trend in Edginess

Basically reacting to the whole "F*** Batman!" thing.

Panel 1:

[Dick Grayson]: F*** Batman!

[Damian Wayne]: When did you became dark, Grayson?

-or-

And people say I'm the edgy one.

Panel 2:

[Jason Todd before he puts on the Red Hood]: Who the hell charges thousands for edginess?!

[Shadow is somehow the edgy specialist trainer]: It's been very profitable trend since the 90s.

-or-

Edginess doesn't come cheap.

Reason for not going through with it:
I don't know. I can't think of how to make Shadow be like a professional trainer for edginess. Having him hold a sign saying, "$10,000 for edgy training," doesn't make the cut. And probably it's because of the timing. I thought of it before the show's release, but it's ongoing as of now. So I lost interest. Though I could just leave out the second panel and focus on Damian Wayne's reaction.

Description

Some things I thought about for a commission, then decided to throw them away because I didn't think they were worth it.

Commission Idea #6

Johnny Depp and KH3

Panel 1: Year 2006

Sora, Donald, and Goofy were watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in theaters.

[Sora]: Oh boy. I can't wait to team up with Jack again.

[Donald Duck]: We'll show Davy Jones who's boss!

[Goofy]: We should follow his (Johnny Depp) movies in the meantime.

Panel 2: Years 2007-2018

The trio are still in movie theaters. They are feeling uncomfortable with posters of Johnny Depp's not-really-good-movies flying about over the timeline of waiting. Including the Pirates sequels, The Tourist, The Lone Ranger, Mortdecai, etc.

[Sora]: Umm...how long do we have to watch these movies?...

[Donald]: When is KH3 coming out?!

[Goofy]: Gawrsh...

Panel 3: Year 2019

Sora is reading through his contract before finalizing KH3.

[Sora]: I am legally bound to not voice my opinions regarding Johnny Depp's critically panned movies, or call him a box office bum...

Reason for not going through with it:

At World's End left a really bad impression for me. Too many CGI, Chow Yun-Fat doesn't do much in the film, and Johnny Depp had too many screentime. Still, I don't want to be the one to bash another's movie career. Other people can say it; I'm not doing it. If I did, it would be on Michael Bay.

Commission Idea #7

Infinite from Sonic Forces and Fallout NV & 4.

Infinite dresses in different costumes based on characters voiced by Liam O' Brien.

[Typical NCR grunt]: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes wish for nuclear winter.

[Alexander]: Is there a reason I should be talking to you?

[Major Knight]: Been doing a lot of good work out there.

[Cachino]: You again? What the f*** do you want?

[Allen Lee]: We don't need help from mainlanders.

Reason for not going through with it:

Too many characters voiced by Liam O' Brien in the Fallout franchise. More characters mean more cost of the commission.

Commission Idea #8

Super Silver vs. Manchester Black

Silver the Hedgehog in his super form clashes with Manchester Black from DC, who fought Superman with his psychic powers.

Reason for not going through with it:

I thought about it when I watched Superman vs. the Elite some years after Goku vs. Superman. After covering crossover ideas for some time, I lost interest.

Commission Idea #9

Characters named Blaze

There's Blaze the Cat, Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider), Blaze from Mortal Kombat, and...some talking truck for an infant's show named Blaze...

Reason for not going through with it:

The three Blaze(s) I know aren't enough for a fun commission, and apparently there's a lot more I'm unfamiliar with.

Commission Idea #10

Me, Uncle Sam, and some Chinese Military Officer.

[Uncle Sam points a finger at me]: He is an American!

[Chinese Military Officer]: He is Chinese!

[Me being indifferent]: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Reason for not going through with it:

Normally, it's a not problem for me to express my indifference towards my national background, America, and China. But apparently, it's a big deal for international viewers. So I decided not to ask an artist to depict such a scenario, and I'll stick to writing my apathy towards world politics in general.

Commission Idea #11

Recreational Edgy Classes

Inside the School of Friendship, Shadow decided to teach a recreational class on edginess...and there's a firing range sign close by...

[Twilight yells at Shadow]: You made a class on edginess!

[Shadow calmly replies]: Griffons, Dragons, and Yaks are loving it.

[Classroom with Shadow's symbol]: ♪Crawling in my skin♪

♪This is my resort♪

Death to all who oppose me!

Reason for not going through with it:

School shootings is not something I want joke about. Other provocative comedians (like South Park) can make light on the subject; not me. Also, I don't want to scapegoat edgelords, or give a message saying they're the cause of school problems and shootings.

Commission Idea #12

Sonic's Schoolhouse in the School of Friendship

Panel 1:

[Twilight asks]: What's wrong?

[Shadow crossarmed and grumpy]: That faker brought in his counterpart from another dimension again.

Panel 2:

[Classic Sonic in a classroom]: 1 + 1 = Fish

Reason for not going through with it:

Thumbs up if you got the reference. I am not going to bother with this idea because the whole educational games were either too basic or too old-school for 90s millennials like myself.

Commission Idea #13

Trend in Edginess

Basically reacting to the whole "F*** Batman!" thing.

Panel 1:

[Dick Grayson]: F*** Batman!

[Damian Wayne]: When did you became dark, Grayson?

-or-

And people say I'm the edgy one.

Panel 2:

[Jason Todd before he puts on the Red Hood]: Who the hell charges thousands for edginess?!

[Shadow is somehow the edgy specialist trainer]: It's been very profitable trend since the 90s.

-or-

Edginess doesn't come cheap.

Reason for not going through with it:
I don't know. I can't think of how to make Shadow be like a professional trainer for edginess. Having him hold a sign saying, "$10,000 for edgy training," doesn't make the cut. And probably it's because of the timing. I thought of it before the show's release, but it's ongoing as of now. So I lost interest. Though I could just leave out the second panel and focus on Damian Wayne's reaction.