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Fievel-the-Mouse — Captain Ginseng Saves The Day

Published: 2010-08-21 11:05:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 3214; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 93
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Description Did you know? Ginseng is really weird looking.
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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to ??? [2010-11-30 01:43:59 +0000 UTC]

I saw some in person, but I was almost blinded by its aura. I dropped the knife and ran.

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yowassup In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2011-01-06 01:23:18 +0000 UTC]

never go back!

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to yowassup [2011-01-10 02:10:46 +0000 UTC]

never!

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monkyak [2010-09-21 16:04:59 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to monkyak [2010-09-24 00:22:05 +0000 UTC]

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xludge [2010-09-17 15:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha!! My God, that was funny.

What goes on in that head of yours, and where the hell can I get some?

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to xludge [2010-09-24 00:22:42 +0000 UTC]

Ha glad you liked it! Hmm, if I were to give away my trade secrets I'd be doomed! But drink lots of tea is all I can say

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xludge In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-09-24 06:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Ah, tea. Can't get enough of the stuff.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to xludge [2010-09-26 12:49:25 +0000 UTC]

A day without tea is like a clown without a bloody knife

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xludge In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-09-26 14:06:04 +0000 UTC]

Well said.

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NobodysSon [2010-09-16 00:40:42 +0000 UTC]

Ok...so that was unexpected and friggin hilarious

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to NobodysSon [2010-09-17 07:14:24 +0000 UTC]

well i'm glad you like it always expect the unexpected

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blu-hell-smith [2010-09-15 14:53:56 +0000 UTC]

it looks like raep... eat it!

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to blu-hell-smith [2010-09-17 07:14:48 +0000 UTC]

Tastes beter than it looks

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PoulNyrup [2010-09-15 10:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Back in 1999, my girlfriend at the time & I visited China, and I brought back to Denmark a bag of dried Ginseng in slices... I then bought a bottle of Aquavit (ca. 40% alcohol), put all the Ginseng into the liqour and left it for about a year...

It was so potent that we had to dilute it several times with more Aquavit... My former Father-In-Law said it smelled of rotten potatoes, but if you had a cold or influenza, it could cure you in 5 minutes...

Hell, it could also cure headaches, heartaches, memory loss, financial woes and pretty much anything else...

Believe me - Ginseng really does save the day!

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to PoulNyrup [2010-09-17 07:16:44 +0000 UTC]

Dang. Sounds like quite the killer stuff. Any time you have to dilute something with more alcohol you know you're in for a treat!

I dunno if they have ginseng alcohol, but it's someting I might have to look up. Ginseng itself is ridiculously expensive! If this drawing thng doesnt work out, I might become a ginseng farmer, that's where the money is!

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gdpr-1503635 [2010-09-14 02:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh my fucking God.

It pays to go away for some time and come back and see weird shit* like this.

*All my stars to you, bro.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to gdpr-1503635 [2010-09-14 04:03:47 +0000 UTC]

It was worth you being gone to have stuff like this to read.

So the prodigal son hath returned. Where the hell were you, I was starting to think I had imagined you

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gdpr-1503635 In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-09-14 10:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Maybe you had? ~reality warps and tears convincingly~

Mostly doing nothing, with a hint of aggressive nowt.

I have more stuff to put up, though. So that's a bonus. Will scan tonight, now I have my internets back in full.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to gdpr-1503635 [2010-09-17 07:06:50 +0000 UTC]

Wow, there was lke this little crack in space and time for a minute there, but it's just a dry cleaners again.

Still waiting on that new stuff, dudester

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K-L-ee [2010-09-09 17:39:54 +0000 UTC]

BAHAHAHAHA!

How do you continue to do this? You take the most mundane things and turn them into art XD

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to K-L-ee [2010-09-11 02:15:51 +0000 UTC]

And how do you continue to give me unmerited amounts of praise?

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K-L-ee In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-09-14 16:28:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm a praise machine. MUST PRAISE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ONE OF US. SKYNET.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to K-L-ee [2010-09-17 07:09:56 +0000 UTC]

Robots speak in capital letters.

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K-L-ee In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-09-18 02:41:56 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much. Especially Daleks. ET-I-QUETTE.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to K-L-ee [2010-09-26 12:53:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh snap, you watch Doctor Who too? I thought Matt Smith did a great job, and you reminded me I want to buy a toy of the WW2 Daleks

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djlegaspi [2010-08-24 04:33:48 +0000 UTC]

haha! ginseng is the awesome!

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to djlegaspi [2010-08-26 02:03:01 +0000 UTC]

It is the funk

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Mollinda [2010-08-23 22:59:06 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes you remind me a bit of White Ninja. Today is one of those days. That is an awesome thing.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to Mollinda [2010-08-24 00:03:20 +0000 UTC]

Firstly, thank you for introducing me to White Ninja. Secondly, also thanks!

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Mollinda In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-24 22:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Seriously you've never seen it before? It is legendary. I can imagine you'd like [link] too. It is intelligent AND silly.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to Mollinda [2010-08-26 02:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah yeah i saw this one the other week. Love it. I feel like I'm learning while I'm laughing!

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Mollinda In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-26 19:17:01 +0000 UTC]

That's the way it should be my friend.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to Mollinda [2010-08-31 00:32:47 +0000 UTC]

And the way it always shall be

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bobbymono [2010-08-23 16:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Originally I thought the guy was gonna kill her with a carrot which makes Captain Ginseng all that much more powerful...now I see that it's just a carrot coloured knife which is just as awesome I guess.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to bobbymono [2010-08-24 00:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it's a knife whittled from a carrot?

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oh-the-humanatee [2010-08-22 12:58:58 +0000 UTC]

Man, I really laughed hard at this one. Poor Ginny.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to oh-the-humanatee [2010-08-23 00:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it You gotta feel sorry for the dude

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FriStyle [2010-08-22 11:30:29 +0000 UTC]

i bet mr gingseng there will be happy enough to be dead for fighting crime isnt he? well, at least he tried to...

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to FriStyle [2010-08-23 00:35:34 +0000 UTC]

Well, he died (if indeed he is dead...) doing what he loved, so perhaps he will be happy. Then again, maybe he will swear revenge on all who have wronged him!

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FriStyle In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-23 15:35:49 +0000 UTC]

noooo!!!
dont do it mr ginseng! justice is not build by revenge! it's wrong!! please, dont be consumed by revenged or you'll be pulled to the dark side and become darth ginseng!

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to FriStyle [2010-08-26 02:08:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA! Darth Ginseng, that would be too much evil for this world to handle. He must stay on the path of good, he simply must!

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FriStyle In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-27 11:11:24 +0000 UTC]

yeah! no fruits and plants has midi-korean in its blood more than him!! he's the chosen one, the one in the prophecy!

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to FriStyle [2010-08-31 00:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Midi-Korean? Wow, that is hilarious! He will bring balance to the force!

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FriStyle In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-31 12:01:52 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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laresistance [2010-08-22 10:09:48 +0000 UTC]

haha, great joke. some superheroes have all the bad luck.
I'd be afraid of a dude with a chest tentacle as well. a chestacle.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to laresistance [2010-08-23 00:34:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks I think the chestacle should have his own spin-off comic, where every punchline is a pun on the word 'testicle'.

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laresistance In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-23 06:43:16 +0000 UTC]

totally ! I can already see the books and merchandise: chestacle gets wasted in Ibiza, twice. chestacle impregnates duck in beijing, then eats it. chestacle has its chest waxed in Brazil, Brazilian style. chestacle goes to dancing classes with vagistacle etc.

I can already see the t-shirts: you wanna touch my chestacle ?

forgive me if I have made your comment section dirty here.

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Fievel-the-Mouse In reply to laresistance [2010-08-26 02:09:42 +0000 UTC]

If anything, it isn't dirty enough! Everyone must have their facs rubbed against the chestacle! Metaphorically.

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laresistance In reply to Fievel-the-Mouse [2010-08-26 11:28:04 +0000 UTC]

see now in my world, metaphorically would be my second choice

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