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Published: 2013-06-24 04:01:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1457; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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As I've said in my review, I don't really like every Friday the 13th sequel after The Final chapter, so I made this joke. I swear if Jason could speak, here's what he would say while killing this dopey sheriff.
I got this idea from the Blockbuster Buster's review of Jason X and believe me, his was awesome.
Friday The 13th (c) Paramount and New Line Cinema
Batman (c) DC Comics
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Thanks.
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It's cool that you thought of this too.
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my reaction to this: AAAAAW YAAAAAA
i love this *fav*
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your welcome
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Good evening Achmed
How do you spell your name?
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No i was trying to set up for that bit where he goes A..C..phlegm
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That's cool. I wasn't in the mood to role-play anyway.
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ok :c *SILENCE*
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(Achmed turns into Beetlejuice)
Hey, I was just jokin'. Make as much noise as you want.
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Achmed: "(gasp) Wait if I'm dead.....that means I get my 72 virgins. (Looks around) Are you my virgins?.... I hope not."
"Why?"
Achmed: "Cause there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is Heaven I've been SCREWWWWED!"
Well did they say it would be all female virgins?
"(Shocked) HOLY CRAP!!!!!......wait I could have Clay Akain! Hahahahaha.
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Thanks my fav joke is the one where achmed says " okay I won't move my ass" and you here Walter yell from the suitcase "you idiot you don't have an ass" an achmed get scared saying "please don't put me back in the same suitcase as him......he has gas.......I'm seriouse....he'll kill us Osama's mustard has was nothing compared to a Walter fart"
Walter:" ah ha haaaa"
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yessss i remember that one! i loved that joke.
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It's great isn't
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do you know who I am I'm Lydia Deetz you have to get passed Beetlejuice first.
Jessica: I had to do it lol I just had to
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(Achmed turns into Beetlejuice)
I was just kiddin', babes. You can make all the noise you want.
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Lydia: I should have known it was you lol.
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Thanks.
Now get the hell outta here!
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I know I am.
And I ckkkkkhad... A great frickin day!!!
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I love the banter between Peanut and Jose jalapeΓ±o on a stick.
Like when Peanut asks how he got on the stick and suggests it was a horrible po-go accident "ya boing boing boing kheeeeek"
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Jose: Don't touch my stick.
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Jose would you like to go back in the box
Jose: si is much nicer in the box.....no don't close the door.
Peanut: why you got cockroaches in there?
Jose: si one big one.......on a stick
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What do ya think of Walter and Acmed
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