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READ FROM LEFT TO RIGHTNote: I have nothing against Ozzy Osbourne, his music, heavy metal or rock in general. This is just a humorous comic and it should be treated as such. Thank you.
Well, it's nice to finally post some bloopers again. This one is a very old idea. I'm sure most of you get the joke, but those who don't, I'll explain.
Alucard wants to go to a Heavy Metal concert and has been nagging Integra all day to let him. She eventually allows him to go but only with Seras and he should NOT kill anyone. The concert they're going to is of Ozzy Osbourne. Ozzy Osbourne is a Heavy Metal singer that's famous because he bit the head off a bat on one of his concerts. Somebody threw it on the stage, and Osbourne, believing it was a rubber toy, bit it's head and ripped it off it's body. Poor Alucard suffered the same fate after flying over the fence to the stage.
Now, I know some of you might think that it would've been a funnier ending if Alucard killed everyone at the concert, but I don't want to be accused of killing celebrities in my comics, which is why I had Integra order Alucard not to kill anyone.
Enjoy!
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If he likes Heavy metal that much, he should listen to the DOOM soundtrack.
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Well I guess Alucard will not be doing any head banging anytime soon.
(Comedic drum sound)
Alucard: YOU AGAIN?!?!
*runs away*
Alucard: (chases me, guns drawn) I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD PUNS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT SECTION!!! NOW YOU HAVE GOT ME QUOTING SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
I REGRET NOTHING! (laughing like a lunatic)
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jajajaajajajajajajaja oh pooor AlucardΒ
Alucard : then why you are laughing of me?Β
Me : Eh welll sorry is few funny!
Alucard got his Jackall: Funny? - evil smile -Now is my turn!Β
Me start run : Sorrryyyyy!Β DonΒ΄t be mad, I love you , Alucard!
Alucard: COme back!
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Welp so much for a good concert. I would be ah-
Alucard: (stares angrily with a pistol)
....What I was going to say I could've planned it better. It's not like people would be HEAD over HEELS if Justin Bieber was here.
Alucard: WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE WITH HEAD PUNS?! AND WHO IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?!
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It's just music... Don't lose your head over it...
Alucard:Β AGAIN?!?!?!?!? *brings out his guns*
....
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Guess Alucard wasn't using his "head"?
Alucard: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- YOU AGAIN ALONG WITH YOUR HEAD PUNS!!! *pulls out his guns and begins firing at me*
WHOA!!!! I WAS JOKING!!! *runs*
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Nice one.
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Alucard: The next head pun I hear from him.. He is dead.
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Reporter:Β The initial S.W.A.T. team has not reported back (shows pictures of Seras and Alucard. Pip does a spit take. Also Anderson is shown laughing as he watches the report.) leading officials to fear the worst. The terrorist duo inside is comprised of a young British woman, and some Ozzy Osbourne looking ************.
(Quoted from Hellsing Abridged.Β Please support the parody and the official release)
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Alucard: I am going to kill you, YOU SON OF A... *chases me*
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Me: Well, guess that's one way to get a "head" in life...
Alucard: Oh shut up...
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dude,I really enjoy reading these comics,but this one is one of the best
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Thank you very much.
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To quote Hellsing Ultimate Abridged:
"The terrorist duo inside is comprised of a young British woman and some Ozzy Osbourne looking mothe f#<%er."
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Daddy AlucardΒ Β Β Β Β !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get's to the bat part already figures It's ozzy
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ozzy actually bit off the head of a chicken, but either was this was hilarious! I love reading these bloopers!
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......I'm pretty sure it was a bat. XD
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A dove, actualy. He was pissed at the time.
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idk, I've now heard both for masses of people but either way he bit the head of of a small live animal!!!! XD
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That's the best way to put it.
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