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Published: 2013-03-28 06:13:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 2036; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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I just really came to hate the banana. It sat on my counter top and it wouldn't talk to me all day even though I was listening. I told it to have some makeup because it got very spotty and also I was concerned that it was spending too much time in the sun and that the spots might have actually been skin cancer. There was a time when it was evening so I goed and opened the little banana house to look at them inside. Why were they so afraid? I offered them a jewellery except that it was useless because it was bracelets and I think some bananas doesn't have the arms.

The little baby banana is'd my favourite because it always liked the story tales I read at it in the nighttime for bed. After the enchantment from the story I read, the tiny little small baby banana would be tucked and tucked and tucked and TUCKED into the tiniest, smallest, eensiest, weensiest comfy bed for infants that I also got it as the gift that was more useful of a gift than the bracelet.

I always cry when I eat the baby banana for breakfast, but I don't want the family to know so I just buy a replacement.

Bananas never invite me to their parties. I am always not hearing them, but I know they are having them and talking about how funny it is that I was not invited. I wanted to show off all of my best dance moves. Why won't they let me just SHOW them my goddamn DANCE moves?

After so much trying my best to impress the banana with generosity and REALLY GOOD dance moves, it still doesn't talk to me. I think I hate it. I just really am hating the banana. If they had a wrist, everything could have been different.



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Comments: 8

Expandranon [2013-04-24 08:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Your banana is not talking to you because you need to get bananaphone service activated. Do that, then you can talk to bananas on your banana.

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KnightOwI [2013-04-04 05:39:25 +0000 UTC]

That was.... extremely disturbing. xD

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Nozdryova [2013-03-29 19:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Give the banana a taste of your pimpette hand.

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friendly-fox [2013-03-28 14:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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Ross-Sanger [2013-03-28 11:56:07 +0000 UTC]

???

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Rafael-Domination [2013-03-28 07:37:37 +0000 UTC]

If the banana was that bad, wait until you meet the pineapple...

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Firequill In reply to Rafael-Domination [2013-03-28 18:20:52 +0000 UTC]

I will thank you in advance for not introducing me.

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Saerif [2013-03-28 06:25:31 +0000 UTC]

.... As I eat a banana....

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