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Published: 2008-11-17 22:55:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 260; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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My first naruto fan story ^___^ <3Sasuke: -Sprawls out on beach towel- Such a wonder ful day for a vacation in Konaha beach, eh Naruto?
Naruto: -sprawls out on Sasuke-kun-
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Quit poking me, Dammit!
Sasuke: -Shows hands- I'm not!
Both: -Akward silence-
Sasuke: -Pushes Naruto off and stands up-
Ino: -Walks up- SASKAYYY!!! <3 -Mauls-
Sasuke: AHH!! -Is mauled-
Ino: -Huggles-
Sakura: -Walks up;; Glares- GET OFF MY MAN, BITCH!!
Ino: NEVER!! -Squeezes-
Sasuke: Ladies, ladies... Don't fight over this emo hunk now, huh?
Ino and Sakura: SHUT UP!! -Begin lunging at each other-
Orochimaru: -Slithers up- Hiiiiii Sasuke... -Evil grin-
Naruto: HOLY FUCK!! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!
Sasuke and Naruto: Oooooo.... Aaaaaa....
Orochimaru: Shut up... -Glomps Sasuke-
Sasuke: AHH!! AHH!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! -Struggles-
Jiraya (far away): ... -LE GASP!- MY YAOI SENSE IS TINGLING!! TO THE PERVMOBILE!! -Batman theme plays-
Kakashi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND!?
Sasuke and Orochimaru: -Pause and look up in shock-
Kakashi: Uhhh...-Blushes-... I mean Boystudent... heheh... -Runs away-
Sasuke: Why are you trying to rape me, Michael Jackson?
Orochimaru: I'M NOT MICHAEL JACKSON, DAMN YOU!!
Ino: -Turns to Sakura- Wanna go watch girls gone wild and have hot lezbian sex?
Sakura: Sure! -Skip off together-
Sasuke:... I LOVE NARU-CHAN!!
Everyone: -silence-
Naruto: SASKAY!!!
Sasuke: NARURU!!
Both: -Huggle-
Everyone: Awwww...
Sasuke and Naruto: -Start making out-
Everyone: Eeewww...
Narrator [ME! <3]: So, Orochimaru travled to the sand village, raped several small boys, and ending up marrying Kisame. They were wed fr three years when Kisame became pregnant. Kisame had an 6 lb 2 ounce blue and... black baby... Which showed Orochimaru that Kisame was cheating on him. They divoreced and Orochimaru peeped in Sasukes window every night for about a month, Till Naruto woke up and shot Orochimaru with a shotgun... Oh well...
Kakashi ended up finding some random hott emo girl named Taylor Brown.. they wed... lalala with that XD
Jiraya got distacted by a hot girl while driving the pervmobile, and crashed into a beached whale... The police could not help him and he perishied soon after.
Ino and Sakura are now engaged, and in college. They pose for Playboy and GGW now.... YAY!! <3
Sasuke and Naruto had a child whom they named Michael Jackson after the rapist who brought them together.
THE END!! <3
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No.... Really.... You can leave now.... XP
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Comments: 14
That was....FREAKING AWESOME!!!
It made me lol so much xD
BUTBUTBUT you can't make Kisame be with Oro-chan!
He needs to make hot steamy sex with Itachi-chan~ *is perverted*
I really liked Sasuke and Narutos "Ooooooo...Aaaaaaaaa..." XDDD
TOTAL AWESOMNESS! XD
Oh...and I'm gonna still that "Naruru" nickname for my own fanfic *grins* if you don't mind xD
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I'm gonna draw some Reborn fanart now -.-"
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Lol! xD My fav part is Jiraya driving into a beached whale
Nupe i dont mind! Naruru was totally randomness
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Yeah,that was funny too xDD
Ossu! thanks a lot <33
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Lol. I'll prob get it up tomarra <3
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YAAAAAAAAY *goes around in circles*
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..-secretly takes out a needle with sleeping fluids in it- Heeyyy... come here... Ive...uh... got something for you... calm down now...-evil scientist grin-
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*glomps you*
You won't pop up with a needle and try to stab me,will you? *innocent* *trys to make you feel guilty*
IT'S ALL FROM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV! : D
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O.o I hash been glomped again
...lol... hash 8D
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...O.o? Wow in a good er bad way? XD
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in a good way!
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niether more in a wtf kinda way lol
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