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Published: 2012-10-14 01:46:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 2714; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 35
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Description Six of my favorite demons from the Ars Goetia. Lookit those cuties!

The Goetia is a section from The Lesser Keys of Solomon, one of the best-known occult grimoires in existence. It wasn't actually written by Solomon, of course, but it IS quite old--seventeenth century by most standards of the publication, but portions of it date to the 1600s. It is basically about demons and their summoning and all sorts of hoodoo goodies along those lines! Complete with very descriptive passages about each demon and what it his capable of, which are often...underwhelming. By which I mean hysterically funny.

The demons are as follows:

Allocer, a great demon that takes the form of a fire-eyed knight riding a massive horse. Don’t let it fool you, though—he’s a scholarly sort, and if summoned can give top-notch teachings in astronomy and liberal arts. Because, uh, that’s apparently something demons are good at.

Balan (also ‘Balam’ depending on your translation) is a three-headed horror who rides a bear around because he fuckin can what are you gonna do about it

Caim, who is a bird.

Buer, who is my favorite because of how ridiculous he looks. He’s also a mad good teacher in philosophy and…gardening. Mmm-hm.

Valac is a president of hell and he is super talented at finding snakes. Normal snakes, not demon ones or anything. He’s like some snake dowsing rod.

Belial takes the form of two hot angels (both in the literal and metaphorical sense because they are sexy and also on fire). He can give people really good advice and familiars and all sorts of cool stuff! What a great guy.


Done in about three hours, all in pen.
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g4fxc [2020-10-07 21:54:16 +0000 UTC]

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FallowDoe [2015-01-11 09:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Camio is possibly one of my favourite demons~ It's a tiny bird that can help you better understand animals... Not much for what one would think a demon would be.   

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prcshlds [2012-10-15 17:33:20 +0000 UTC]

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MabusTheDark [2012-10-14 17:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Your description of Balan was pretty damn funny. These guys are like the Good Guy Greg of Hell.

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flatw00ds In reply to MabusTheDark [2012-10-14 19:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! They sure don't SEEM very evil, do they. Poor fellas better work on their reputations.

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MabusTheDark In reply to flatw00ds [2012-10-14 19:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Probably need to massacre a few villages to get their bearings. XD

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DragonriderBorealis [2012-10-14 10:21:28 +0000 UTC]

I love the descriptions as well XD
Where do you find that book?!

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flatw00ds In reply to DragonriderBorealis [2012-10-14 15:33:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

The book is quite old, so it has no copyright and you can easily find copies over the internet. Search for a PDF of it and you'll definitely find one! There are many modern-day translations of it, too, so you could buy a physical book off of Amazon.com if that's more your style.

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AkumaKuroHasu [2012-10-14 02:19:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love your descriptions on them and these are wonderful! I love your designs!

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flatw00ds In reply to AkumaKuroHasu [2012-10-14 15:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm glad you like 'em. c:

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